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there are over 1 000 ufo sightings

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reported around the world every month

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90 of these sightings can be explained

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but 10

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cannot officially and unofficially the

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us government has been investigating ufo

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since 1947

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your top secret goal is to find out

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what's behind these unexplained

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the pentagon classifies these as unusual

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airborne anomalies

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but a better term is x-files

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join us as mac one more and commander

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cobra it's one of these unsolved cases

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ufo incidents that even baffled the u.s

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military

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and now

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here's mac maloney

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good evening everyone and welcome to

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mcamoney's military style show here on

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the distant thunder radio network hey

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this is max maloney

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we have a really big shoe for you

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tonight um but first let me

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introduce the members of the posse here

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for the

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is it too well 20th yep wow

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20th consecutive week that's right the

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very famous

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unbelievable what stamina i have if

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that's what you want to call it yeah

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okay you don't think any pills for this

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or pills totally clean you're sure i'll

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pee in the cup if you want to check it

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out they will pass on that okay okay

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whatever

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also at a disclosed location one studio

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over protected by bulletproof glass and

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sandbags i will not be drinking the

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ginger ginger ale that was provided to

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me for the show after that last comment

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by one

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i didn't even know what to do

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i guess smack the chick is that oh i see

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okay the pea and the cup thing okay all

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right all right well we're only 52

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anyway that was commander cobra you know

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once again stepping on his own intro

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that's right i thought i waited politely

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i didn't did i introduce you

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i thought you hadn't said my name no you

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didn't you you misheard

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a disclosed location separated by

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bulletproof glass and sandbags

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they call them on the street you know

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what they call them on the street one

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what sandman coco it's coco cobra oh

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that's coco that's his rap name that's

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right do you remember your rap name

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no i don't

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you do don't you was stupid no it wasn't

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it was cool it was do you remember cobra

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i had it written down jay jazzy swoop

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yeah i know the last part

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so the problem that he doesn't have

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because he's a man of action it's hard

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to shoot holding your pistol sideways

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saying jj swoop i know it wow i really

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like coco though you can just fan your

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hand right over the hammer if you have

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that are you talking about peeing in the

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cup are you talking about shooting a gun

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this one's for shoot and this one's for

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fun i'm going to leave it back

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this is my rifle this is my gun this is

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for fighting this is for fun must be a

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military thing folks what movie was that

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from i don't want to know

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bull metal jackass jack dormando

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terrible movie

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that was an awesome movie we were

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talking about stanley kubrick you know

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also huge fan in a a uh an attempt to

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kind of keep everything in line tonight

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sitting in with us i've said it before

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one one you know you get a good show

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when celebrities want to you know just

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drop in on you

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and who's with us tonight live and in

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person but mitch stinson the carrier

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pilot turned

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stand-up comedian we should clap

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wow wow i get the ovation that's

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fantastic

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you know what i heard i heard that the

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uh the only way to get your rap name is

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to put the word little

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little in front of the last thing you

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little little cheerios a little bacon

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unfortunately i had a salami sandwich

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trying out new stuff there commander

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i'm not trying out your salami either i

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don't want the ginger ale and i don't

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want the cold cuts that's sick

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uh we should might as well uh salute the

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commander too you know we missed a

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couple of weeks and it's an excellent

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thing i got a lot of expert guidance in

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the control room tonight with mitch yes

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being able to score

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and mentor the salute tonight

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oh i see right he's going to get

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judgmental okay so here we go

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okay contractually obligated absolutely

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salute

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there you go you can't you know you

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can't bring down your his point

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until he acknowledges the solution oh is

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that right yeah i must have worst salute

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in the movie of all time was in full

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metal jacket do you ever do you ever see

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that colonel absolutely that guy the guy

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looked like he was covering his eyes

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from the eclipse

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rather than saluting it was pretty but

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generally you don't have to cover your

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should we go around the table and say

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where we were during the eclipse even

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though we're talking to people in the

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future maybe by two weeks

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one one what were you doing i was doing

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that i was out in the yard

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okay with the dogs i took the day off

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yep it was monday so i took the day off

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um you deserve it with uh hanging out

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with my wife yes

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and i went looked at my watch i went oh

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the eclipse is about ready to start so i

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went inside and watched it on tv okay

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because it wasn't really going to be

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that good around right yes up in

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northern northeast uh the united states

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it was you know i don't know 30 percent

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funding but some of the areas they

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covered were black it was blackout i'm

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going to say cobra was locked in his

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bunker you know with this former jacket

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on helmet survival food with mrs cobra

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did you think it was the other way

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coco

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romantic as that sounds uh no that was

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mrs cobra was at work i was actually

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tending to the goats

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who who had escaped once again through

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intricate defenses that i have put up

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because the eclipse they knew the

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eclipse was coming they wanted to get

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computer because they couldn't really

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see it well from the yard so they wanted

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to watch in the community than you think

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they are yeah they are extremely smart

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great animals yes extremely mitch

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stinson where were you doing the eclipse

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monday through thursday it's usually my

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days off but yeah yeah exactly a little

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afternoon everything kind of had this

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look to it with that with a sun as high

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just kind of felt off it felt weird well

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yeah i was in a place called the

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winner's circle

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it's a bar where you can bet and the

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closest we came to the eclipse was that

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the bartender went up and down you know

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and he had they had one pair of glasses

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he says anyone anyone want to look at it

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no one said no no no

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we're watching the races from saratoga

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we're doing

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keno and we're also betting on who wants

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to be a millionaire which is still on tv

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i can't believe this is really yeah

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so anyway yeah that's how i saw these

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things wow yeah i didn't get any glasses

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but you know what that description i'm

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surprised you didn't bump into mitch and

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some of the other guys from the

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comedians local

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oh that's right they do they do a little

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uh tuesday night thing there actually

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yeah yeah right at the moment yeah right

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right have you ever done that

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years ago i went down and did it it's

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like open mic you get to go down and try

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out some new stuff right it's usually a

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lot of fun it's a nice place i liked it

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it's oh yeah he's a little too busy

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doing radio appearances yeah this is

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this is more important for me right

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thank you

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so um now i'll just give a thumbnail on

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uh mitch uh mitch's background he was a

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carrier pilot for the us navy

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for a while and he uh left the service

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uh morphed into a stand-up comedian and

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i always ask you how can you it just

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seems like such a long lead from a to b

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to do something

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well morph is the right word because it

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doesn't happen overnight

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but uh but you know what it's funny

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one of the things that i enjoyed about

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flying flying for the navy i mean i

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loved it but when it was time to move on

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it gives you the confidence to go out

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and do the things you want to do and

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that was something i wasn't wanting to

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do so i figured what the heck i gave it

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a shot and

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that's still at it so you stood for you

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used to fly yeah thank you for your

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service oh thank you you used to fly ec

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ec2 as well e2 yeah e2 hawkeyes which

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was the airborne early warning uh

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platform off the carriers

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oh here they are calling right now

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the navy

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did you forget to turn the plane in is

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that yeah sign the paperwork i'll get

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back to you they finally found you yeah

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they got hacked so these were basically

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they're the navy's version of a carry

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launch a wax plane exactly and they get

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the big saucer it looks like a flying

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saucer exactly yeah yeah and so you

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would have to take off in these things a

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powered steam launch right yeah which i

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hear is fun but the the landing part you

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know everyone knows is not a whole lot

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of fun right well you know what it was

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as it got over time i was a landing

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signal officer so i loved the carrier

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landings that was always the most

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exciting part daytime stuff was always a

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blast once once the sun went down is

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when everything kind of changed and

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that's when uh it became more of an

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effort thing than a a fun thing right it

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was usually the nighttime stuff made

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things a little nerve-wracking there's a

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show and discovery about you know two

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hours i mean two days on i don't know

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what might have been the ronald reagan

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or something or maybe an earlier camera

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and they're flying it's snowing out the

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way you know they're helping them not to

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land some freaking place

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and one guy

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misses okay so now he has to go up and

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the guys explain that he says if he

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misses this time then he has to he has

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to bolt the roth yeah we have to launch

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a refueling plane right and then get

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another refueling plane ready in case

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you have to refuel the refueling plant

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because the guy is up there taking most

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of its gas right again and it's like wow

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man it's that's i could imagine the

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nerve wracking well you know what you

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know what's funny is at nighttime we

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always just say especially the younger

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parts we had called your night in a

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barrel and that's usually when you were

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having one of those nights where you

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just couldn't catch a wire and you were

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going around and around around and you

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always had to go find the tanker but it

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was funny to me because especially when

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i was on the platform as an lso as this

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kid would be struggling we'd finally get

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him aboard the ship and there was a

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tanker pilot he was always the last guy

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aboard and no one ever worried about him

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yeah like you know he didn't have to

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tank he just he's the last guy on the

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ship he always landed without any

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question everybody was relaxed by the

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time he got on there

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so i was i always admired the tanker

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pilots yeah last one to go i still can't

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i've seen that a million times like in

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tv and then movies i still can't

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understand how they could do that i

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think that is just it's like landing on

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a postage stamp no i mean refueling in

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there

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yeah to plug that thing into

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you know to have the mail go into the

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female the way they do so slowly

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yeah the navy does a lot different than

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the air force the air force actually

325
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with the bigger tankers they can uh they

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have a probe that they the guy on the

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hold on hold on hold on

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secret word probe oh probe okay there

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tonight thank you very um

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i'm sorry go ahead the navy does it

331
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differently than me yeah so the air

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force you know has a boom operator and

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he he would he would put the probe there

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you go right on the uh right into the

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air forces uh

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so they got probe receptacle and group

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earlier together earlier

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already but uh yeah so the navy was we

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call it the basket in the navy yeah so

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we would go ahead and head back i'd just

341
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like to make two quick points if i may

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uh the other aviator that's on board

343
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tonight uh for a quick tip the mitch is

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being extremely um modest you don't get

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to do the lso and talk other folks into

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the landing unless you really have your

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stuff wired and he did there's no doubt

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about that um and that's that is no

349
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small honor and the airplane that he

350
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flew

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uh has a reputation of being one of the

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most difficult airplanes to get on the

353
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boat

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the hawkeye is not an easy bird to fly

355
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because she doesn't have

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the same kind of displacement with the

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flight controls uh that you get from a

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jet-powered aircraft that turbo powered

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aircraft and i spent some time in the c2

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which is its uh ugly sister cousin oh

361
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yeah a

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combination to that airplane same

363
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manufacturer just a slightly different

364
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fuselage arrangement uh the other part

365
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that you guys are bringing up that i

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thought was

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of of interest uh going forward on there

368
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is that when you talk about carrier

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operations and uh being stuck in the

370
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barrel and having all those wonderful

371
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times

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the

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comes up to air force

374
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most of the navy fighters don't have a

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receptacle in them

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so

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they actually have to hit a drogue

378
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arrangement on the boom right

379
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which is tougher

380
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um i think

381
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hitting the uh

382
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hitting the the power drogue especially

383
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at night yeah is more difficult because

384
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you have nothing to you don't have a lot

385
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of lights to work with you're just

386
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looking basically at the wing

387
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uh when you drive up behind the uh

388
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uh your 135 tanker or kc10 tanker you

389
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have a series of lights and you have the

390
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fuselage and you have something that you

391
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can work with and then once you hold

392
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that position the guy the boom operator

393
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drives it in right so yeah right

394
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all right well the other thing that's

395
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really nice is that when you use the

396
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boom you can move about 10 times the

397
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amount of fuel so you don't have to stay

398
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there all day

399
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so there are times in the navy that you

400
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actually that's burning almost as much

401
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fuel as you're taking on because of that

402
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situational weather

403
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that's big yikes

404
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what do you think they want one it's

405
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awesome yeah it is awesome

406
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uh so anyway mitch i was on land all the

407
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time yeah me too that's where i would be

408
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the nathan's on land mitch thanks for

409
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joining us tonight glad to have you sit

410
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in and to uh you know join in the

411
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alleged fund

412
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um i just want to see a couple things

413
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real quick from my last show a couple

414
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weeks ago we're talking about the

415
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wrecking crew one one yeah and people

416
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just want us to explain again you know

417
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what they were who they were

418
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they were uh

419
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conglomeration of studio musicians right

420
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they're the consummate student musicians

421
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band that bite together all the time in

422
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in l.a in the 60s and the 70s and they

423
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played on

424
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probably 80 of the number one hits from

425
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american artists in that time um they

426
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played on all the birds song every beach

427
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boy song you've ever heard

428
00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:36,720
is the wrecking crew playing i always

429
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thought it was just the beach boys yeah

430
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:41,519
no it's them yeah it's it's in and um

431
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you know bands like the association and

432
00:14:47,829 --> 00:14:46,399
simon garfunkel it goes on and on and on

433
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and on um

434
00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:49,360
they um so so there were a bunch of

435
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studio musicians at the record companies

436
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to save time to save money to put the

437
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stars in have them sing a song that a

438
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lot of times already pre-recorded and uh

439
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and and then it'd be a hit two weeks

440
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:01,040
later because these guys just knew how

441
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to do it so they were they were

442
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and they didn't sound

443
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alike they didn't sound

444
00:15:10,389 --> 00:15:08,720
like the same the same guy's playing

445
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that's what was amazing

446
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:11,519
they sound like different bands yeah

447
00:15:16,389 --> 00:15:13,360
they they recreated themselves for every

448
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:16,399
artist same people who played on

449
00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:18,880
beach boys songs yep played on macarthur

450
00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:20,959
park remember magatha parkhouse how you

451
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:23,279
know incredibly large and symphonic that

452
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:25,440
is seeing people like a phil spector

453
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yeah so the wrecking crew there's a

454
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:29,440
movie out there um

455
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on youtube i watched some of it today

456
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:32,480
the wrecking crew so it's an interesting

457
00:15:34,949 --> 00:15:33,600
if you're at the music it's interesting

458
00:15:36,629 --> 00:15:34,959
and and they were all they were behind

459
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the scenes for years time netflix

460
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streaming i think and then yeah i think

461
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so and then the monkeys time

462
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magazine reporter was following the

463
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monkeys around one day and they said oh

464
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we're going to go over and record a song

465
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and he and he followed him right in and

466
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there's the wrecking crew and up until

467
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that point the reporter thought the

468
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monkeys everyone died yeah they played

469
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their own instruments they're a real

470
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band that was the genie out of the

471
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bottle and there's the end of the

472
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monkeys and it also kind of brought you

473
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know a slow end to the wrecking crew too

474
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you know but

475
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yeah interesting anyway since we're in

476
00:16:05,829 --> 00:16:03,680
the arts uh any comment for the people

477
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:05,839
in the future as we talk in the past

478
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:07,600
about mr lewis

479
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passing

480
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:10,079
jerry lewis yeah

481
00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:11,440
mitch do you think do you think the

482
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:15,040
clown movie will finally uh be shown now

483
00:16:17,749 --> 00:16:17,040
the day the clown cried

484
00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:17,759
yeah

485
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:20,000
he was a dark film he was a he was a

486
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true true comedic genius because you

487
00:16:25,749 --> 00:16:23,680
look at a lot of times too is is that

488
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over years you watch the various sticks

489
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of other comics as the years go on but i

490
00:16:31,829 --> 00:16:29,680
mean innovators are innovators and for

491
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him to him to start crafting everything

492
00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:33,519
from start to finish and the way he did

493
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:35,440
it at the time he did it yeah and that's

494
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:36,880
what i always marvel at is you know so

495
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:38,079
you look back at some of those old

496
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:39,360
timers that were first breaking out i

497
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:41,360
mean there was vaudeville which was not

498
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:43,120
what he was involved with as much but i

499
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:44,720
mean he created his own market for

500
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himself and that's always impressive and

501
00:16:50,389 --> 00:16:49,440
then of course he did all his own movies

502
00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:50,399
yeah yeah

503
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:52,800
he did one i saw once that he he did a

504
00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:54,480
movie and it was i think it might have

505
00:16:57,829 --> 00:16:56,079
been like the bellhop you know and

506
00:16:59,430 --> 00:16:57,839
that's that's what he used to do right

507
00:17:01,990 --> 00:16:59,440
he'd be like the bell hop who would drop

508
00:17:03,829 --> 00:17:02,000
stuff all that visual comedy

509
00:17:05,429 --> 00:17:03,839
so but he directed that and he was his

510
00:17:07,189 --> 00:17:05,439
production company and he he just

511
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:07,199
thought it was wasteful for

512
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:09,520
set up cameras go here do this that so

513
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:12,880
he built a hotel in on the set but it

514
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:14,160
was each interview it was like nine

515
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:15,600
individual rooms and that's all they

516
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:17,360
really you know so that's all they

517
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:19,280
needed yeah and he had cameras set up in

518
00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:20,880
all of them okay so you don't have to

519
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:22,880
screw around you're getting and then the

520
00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:24,240
actors were just going to the room with

521
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:25,439
the set where they were supposed to do

522
00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:26,640
it but they were on they looked like

523
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:28,799
hollywood squares in a way and do their

524
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:30,240
scene and he like you know he finished

525
00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:32,240
the movie in like one-third the time one

526
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:34,400
third the budget and he was controlling

527
00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:35,760
everything so even though and he wasn't

528
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:37,520
the nicest guy in the world i think he

529
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:38,960
had problems with his family and they

530
00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:40,720
had problems with him but he was an

531
00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:42,880
innovator as far as you know comedian

532
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:44,480
yes but also behind the scenes he did a

533
00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:47,200
lot of first guy to have a video camera

534
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:49,520
next to a film camera

535
00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:51,520
yeah so they could see on the video if

536
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:53,039
the scene on the film was good and that

537
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:54,720
amazing yeah he did a lot of stuff like

538
00:17:58,950 --> 00:17:56,640
that you know but it's like les paul

539
00:18:01,990 --> 00:17:58,960
with his guitar never nominated though

540
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:02,000
for the academy award in any position

541
00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:04,160
right he was in a movie called the king

542
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:05,440
of comedy

543
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:07,520
yeah yeah absolutely

544
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:10,400
tough movie movie and he is really good

545
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:12,480
in it because he plays himself right you

546
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:14,799
know yeah he plays a prick anyway and

547
00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:16,240
i'm saying that as a verb

548
00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:17,200
um

549
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:20,720
because they see movie it's it's just

550
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:22,160
it's wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

551
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you're the writer he played a prick and

552
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you said that was a ver and you used it

553
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says we can't use it unless we use it as

554
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oh then actually remember uh you know

555
00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:35,440
what i mean like i pricked myself

556
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:37,679
the orientation coco weren't you there

557
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:39,360
he picked up his role is what you're

558
00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:41,760
saying he verbed it there you go

559
00:18:44,549 --> 00:18:42,880
we'd really like to get through this

560
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show without any edits tomorrow because

561
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:46,640
i got things to do tomorrow and so does

562
00:18:52,789 --> 00:18:50,720
jeff visit this kino there's you know

563
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:52,799
when's the next eclipse

564
00:18:56,789 --> 00:18:55,440
yeah when is the next eclipse 2024.

565
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:56,799
really yeah yeah we'll be around for

566
00:19:00,549 --> 00:18:58,480
that we'll probably be right here yeah

567
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:00,559
we're starting the show anyway um i

568
00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:02,320
should say too is that we've been

569
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:04,559
talking off here for about the past

570
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:06,880
month or so um only because some of our

571
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:08,640
listeners have suggested it whether we'd

572
00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:11,120
ever do a show before a live audience

573
00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:13,600
okay now this is yeah i know see here's

574
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:15,679
the guy who's profession is to go before

575
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:16,960
live audience and look stunned and

576
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:18,480
shocked and he's shaking his head no

577
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:20,720
he's giving the non-verbal no

578
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:22,400
well you know what no it could be a lot

579
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:24,960
of fun well yeah you guys you guys can

580
00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:26,960
carry it it could be yeah i would enjoy

581
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:28,480
it i don't know

582
00:19:33,029 --> 00:19:29,760
thank you mitch you have to wear

583
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:33,039
something good though you'd have to yeah

584
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:34,880
that's not what i'm wearing now

585
00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:36,840
this is good

586
00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:37,039
is it depends on what you're you know

587
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:40,310
what you're like that's like your

588
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:42,080
persona it's going to be you know it

589
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:48,070
look like this i like to freshen up my

590
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:50,080
tom brady out there you have to come in

591
00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:52,000
full tv you'll be a fan favorite right

592
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:54,240
there so anyway um i talked to pistol

593
00:19:58,950 --> 00:19:56,400
pete about it and he's cool with it we

594
00:20:00,789 --> 00:19:58,960
have enough room for ten people all

595
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:00,799
right and we only have two tickets left

596
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:02,960
two openings left so if anyone developed

597
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:04,480
ten people in

598
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:06,320
that room yep because three or four of

599
00:20:09,029 --> 00:20:07,760
them will be in the studio here with us

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00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:09,039
at any given time

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com for a location near you yeah mitch

615
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if you're not doing anything well it

616
00:20:46,149 --> 00:20:43,760
sounds interesting already that's about

617
00:20:47,669 --> 00:20:46,159
the normal crowd size i do 10 people

618
00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:47,679
that's

619
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:49,440
one last thing i wanted to mention to

620
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:51,360
you because i said this on the air we

621
00:20:55,669 --> 00:20:53,600
went down to see lois lane and i see you

622
00:20:57,029 --> 00:20:55,679
it was about a month ago now right yeah

623
00:21:00,070 --> 00:20:57,039
and uh you're wrong with two other

624
00:21:02,149 --> 00:21:00,080
comedians and i'm telling you we left

625
00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:02,159
throughout throughout because all three

626
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:04,000
guys were funny awesome you were funny

627
00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:06,240
that guy who made the made himself look

628
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:08,240
like robert de niro oh yeah yeah dave

629
00:21:11,909 --> 00:21:10,240
russo very funny really funny and the

630
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:11,919
other guy was funny too and we just

631
00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:13,760
laughed we just left right and then the

632
00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:15,280
next week

633
00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:18,400
uh lenny clark and jackie jones

634
00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:20,880
and i didn't know is it is it not cool

635
00:21:25,590 --> 00:21:23,200
comedy wise to you know

636
00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:25,600
talk about those guys well no i mean

637
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:27,280
comedy is subjective you know so

638
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:28,640
depending i mean i know that was with

639
00:21:32,149 --> 00:21:30,720
jackie the joke man he tends to work a

640
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:32,159
little on the blue side so some people

641
00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:33,760
don't like the blue side of comedy you

642
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:35,120
know so i mean if it was funny they

643
00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:36,960
might like it a little more well i mean

644
00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:39,039
again you know that's i think they're

645
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:41,679
hilarious myself but i i also understand

646
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:44,320
that every every audience has a various

647
00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:46,320
type of comedy that they enjoy

648
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:48,080
and the time you'll laugh at the cool

649
00:21:52,549 --> 00:21:49,919
part the cool part about like it doesn't

650
00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:52,559
have to be a and that's lenny right now

651
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:54,640
tell them i gotta change my name i'm

652
00:21:58,870 --> 00:21:57,200
sorry i don't

653
00:22:00,149 --> 00:21:58,880
i don't want to uh you know but i didn't

654
00:22:02,149 --> 00:22:00,159
know whether it whether you can't talk

655
00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:02,159
about just like me i i can't really talk

656
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:04,080
about like the best-selling hack writers

657
00:22:07,669 --> 00:22:05,760
that are out there you know stephen king

658
00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:07,679
you know

659
00:22:12,470 --> 00:22:10,240
it would be on sale

660
00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:12,480
so anyway well it was very funny

661
00:22:15,909 --> 00:22:14,320
definitely as a verb we look back on

662
00:22:16,950 --> 00:22:15,919
that on that weekend

663
00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:16,960
because

664
00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:19,120
you know you're three comedians right

665
00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:20,720
and yeah and

666
00:22:23,669 --> 00:22:22,240
if on a good night two of them are good

667
00:22:25,029 --> 00:22:23,679
and then the other one yeah yeah but all

668
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:25,039
three of these guys were funny different

669
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:27,200
kind of humor but yeah that was laughing

670
00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:28,720
that was a fun night i was glad you came

671
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:30,240
down it was nice to see your lovely wife

672
00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:32,320
and and honestly it was that was one of

673
00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:34,720
the more fun shows but again comedy's

674
00:22:37,909 --> 00:22:36,480
subjective so if you go and you see

675
00:22:39,669 --> 00:22:37,919
three comics and you like one of them

676
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:39,679
yeah you had a good time then i mean

677
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:40,720
you're not going to like everybody

678
00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:42,320
you're not going to like every joke and

679
00:22:44,789 --> 00:22:43,520
i used to tell people that i'm like you

680
00:22:45,830 --> 00:22:44,799
know sometimes you get up on stage

681
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:45,840
you're going to say stuff and people are

682
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:47,360
just going to stare at you just keep it

683
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:48,400
moving

684
00:22:54,149 --> 00:22:51,760
it's if i was a stand-up comedian rodney

685
00:22:56,310 --> 00:22:54,159
dangerfield would be my godfather yeah

686
00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:56,320
he's he's very impressive and funny

687
00:22:59,510 --> 00:22:57,840
every it seemed like everything he said

688
00:23:01,909 --> 00:22:59,520
was funny isn't it amazing when you see

689
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:01,919
certain uh people that come across and

690
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:03,600
their star power is just overwhelming

691
00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:05,360
because they not only write for

692
00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:07,360
themselves but they also create the

693
00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:09,120
persona that goes with the writing and

694
00:23:13,029 --> 00:23:11,120
everything all melds together in this

695
00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:13,039
magic moment right you know and a guy

696
00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:14,960
like rodney is a perfect example of it

697
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:18,559
you know he's all a mentor too right

698
00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:20,240
they always say i heard he was i heard

699
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:22,080
he was along the lines of jerry lewis i

700
00:23:25,430 --> 00:23:24,080
don't know i don't know

701
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:25,440
i thought his club he gave lots of

702
00:23:28,789 --> 00:23:26,960
people breaks i'm sure he did well he

703
00:23:29,830 --> 00:23:28,799
gave jackie martin like five thousand

704
00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:29,840
dollars once because they talked about

705
00:23:32,789 --> 00:23:31,360
him in the stern show years ago oh no

706
00:23:37,190 --> 00:23:32,799
kidding and he came on stranded and he

707
00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:39,270
he just you're right because he the way

708
00:23:43,669 --> 00:23:42,080
he looked in the in the material he did

709
00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:43,679
it just seemed real he was like an

710
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:45,360
aluminum siding salesman or something

711
00:23:49,029 --> 00:23:47,520
right yeah you just felt that was really

712
00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:49,039
happening you know to him yeah he gave

713
00:23:52,149 --> 00:23:50,720
it up for a while and he wrote he never

714
00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:52,159
stopped writing and that just goes to

715
00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:53,600
show you i mean that's that's the true

716
00:23:57,110 --> 00:23:55,440
key but he also wrote for that persona

717
00:23:58,470 --> 00:23:57,120
that he created right and i think that's

718
00:24:00,149 --> 00:23:58,480
every goal of every comic because if you

719
00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:00,159
can create a persona and then write for

720
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:01,840
that persona you're already off to

721
00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:03,520
you're off to better start i hate to do

722
00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:04,400
a joke

723
00:24:08,710 --> 00:24:05,600
my favorite joke is because i'll

724
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:08,720
probably goof it up but he says uh

725
00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:10,559
my wife and i walked into a hotel and

726
00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:12,159
signed up in a hotel and i said to the

727
00:24:15,590 --> 00:24:14,080
bell boy uh handled my bag he started

728
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:15,600
filling up my wife

729
00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:17,600
i said hey who said he could do that he

730
00:24:27,110 --> 00:24:25,430
so why don't we take an ad now and um

731
00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:27,120
we'll get back to the fun with either

732
00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:28,400
rob or

733
00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:30,080
switchblade all right that sounds okay

734
00:24:32,549 --> 00:24:31,360
sounds wonderful okay so you're

735
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:32,559
listening to matt mooney's military

736
00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:34,400
exile show here on the distant thunder

737
00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:36,640
radio network we're here with special

738
00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:38,720
guest mitch stinson carrier pilot turned

739
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:40,640
comedian sitting in with us

740
00:24:44,230 --> 00:24:41,760
for the night

741
00:24:45,830 --> 00:24:44,240
coco and jazzy j swoop are also here

742
00:24:47,909 --> 00:24:45,840
that's right so listen to that and we'll

743
00:24:50,630 --> 00:24:47,919
be right back after this

744
00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:50,640
ufos are found in renaissance art on

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ancient coins and etched on cave walls

746
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they're even reported in the bible

747
00:24:59,669 --> 00:24:58,320
but more surprising is when ufos are

748
00:25:02,470 --> 00:24:59,679
seen the most

749
00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:02,480
in times of war

750
00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:04,400
through centuries thousands of ufo

751
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:06,080
sightings have been made by high-ranking

752
00:25:10,950 --> 00:25:08,559
officials military pilots and ordinary

753
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:10,960
soldiers often these fantastic

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00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:12,960
appearances occur at the height of great

755
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battles from world war one to d-day to

756
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korea vietnam and beyond military

757
00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:21,760
investigators are baffled why do ufo

758
00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:23,600
sightings spike so drastically during

759
00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:24,720
wartime

760
00:25:30,549 --> 00:25:27,360
could it be mistaken aircraft or someone

761
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:30,559
or something looking in on us

762
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:32,960
in ufos and wartime what they didn't

763
00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:34,960
want you to know mcmaloney chronicles

764
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centuries of these incredible sightings

765
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and tries to solve the puzzle of why so

766
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many ufos are seen while humanity is at

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war read about the scare ships the ghost

768
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planes and the ghost rockets alien

769
00:25:52,310 --> 00:25:49,760
giants in the jungles of vietnam ufos

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00:25:54,149 --> 00:25:52,320
controlling our icbm bases

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dogfights with flying saucers during the

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gulf war and more 300 pages of

773
00:26:02,549 --> 00:26:00,000
unbelievable stories along with many

774
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startling photographs that's ufos and

775
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wartime what they didn't want you to

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know by mac maloney on sale at your

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[Music]

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i'm liam neeson you're listening to the

779
00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:32,000
mac maloney military x-file show on

780
00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:34,240
distant thunder radio network if you

781
00:26:40,230 --> 00:26:36,320
don't listen to him i have a particular

782
00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:40,240
set of skills and i will find you

783
00:26:42,789 --> 00:26:41,600
welcome back everyone to macmoney's

784
00:26:45,029 --> 00:26:42,799
middle track sound show here on the

785
00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:45,039
distance thunder radio network this is

786
00:26:47,990 --> 00:26:46,400
max milan

787
00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:48,000
in the studio that's tonight a virtual

788
00:26:51,669 --> 00:26:49,840
crowd of people the very famous one one

789
00:26:54,390 --> 00:26:51,679
is here

790
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:54,400
a row yep the big 2-0 yes

791
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one more than the patriots would have to

792
00:27:00,310 --> 00:26:58,240
win to sweep that's right so you are in

793
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:00,320
the longest streak than they are

794
00:27:02,710 --> 00:27:01,360
hopefully they will be then they're

795
00:27:04,549 --> 00:27:02,720
going to go 19-0 but we're not supposed

796
00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:04,559
to talk about it right right because i

797
00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:13,190
to hear you talk about him

798
00:27:21,990 --> 00:27:19,669
hat he has tb12

799
00:27:24,149 --> 00:27:22,000
pajamas with a little trap in the diaper

800
00:27:25,909 --> 00:27:24,159
that's how much easier

801
00:27:27,590 --> 00:27:25,919
it might not be a diaper now but maybe

802
00:27:28,950 --> 00:27:27,600
soon

803
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:28,960
we can't talk about that words have

804
00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:31,760
power anyway words can hurt also and

805
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:34,480
speaking words can hurt in the uh

806
00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:36,640
disclosed location

807
00:27:42,230 --> 00:27:40,000
uh coco is here with us commander cobra

808
00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:42,240
one studio over

809
00:27:46,070 --> 00:27:44,080
can i talk now mac or am i gonna step on

810
00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:46,080
my intro what's the matter well if you

811
00:27:48,789 --> 00:27:47,840
step on your intro don't you want me to

812
00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:48,799
tell you

813
00:27:52,549 --> 00:27:50,559
don't you want to be educated no we have

814
00:27:55,830 --> 00:27:52,559
no we have a we have a neutral observer

815
00:27:57,909 --> 00:27:55,840
here yes and uh he laughed quite hard so

816
00:27:59,269 --> 00:27:57,919
i just i think that indicates that they

817
00:28:00,830 --> 00:27:59,279
have a case

818
00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:00,840
this is a

819
00:28:04,870 --> 00:28:02,960
kangaroo all you have to do is listen to

820
00:28:05,909 --> 00:28:04,880
the tapes there my friend just like the

821
00:28:07,669 --> 00:28:05,919
flight deck

822
00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:07,679
of the time you do step on your own

823
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:09,200
intro for some reason it's like a

824
00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:10,720
premature

825
00:28:13,269 --> 00:28:12,000
uh

826
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:13,279
verbal adjustment

827
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:14,960
or verb are you searching for now that

828
00:28:19,909 --> 00:28:17,039
the fcc won't allow you to say

829
00:28:21,190 --> 00:28:19,919
i said it you talked over it

830
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:21,200
anyway

831
00:28:24,789 --> 00:28:22,720
uh

832
00:28:27,190 --> 00:28:24,799
mitch stinson carrier pilot

833
00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:27,200
slash comedian stand up comedian is also

834
00:28:31,029 --> 00:28:28,960
with us it's good to be here i'm a

835
00:28:32,950 --> 00:28:31,039
buffalo bills fan so we're also oh man

836
00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:32,960
we're also on a streak

837
00:28:37,510 --> 00:28:34,880
why yeah not the only streak you want i

838
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:37,520
grew up there i grew up in buffalo

839
00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:39,760
gotta root for my business wow yeah well

840
00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:41,360
i guess but

841
00:28:48,389 --> 00:28:46,389
what happened

842
00:28:50,070 --> 00:28:48,399
went out there to see the rolling stones

843
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:50,080
yeah i drove through buffalo once and

844
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:51,840
during one of those lake effects nose

845
00:28:55,590 --> 00:28:53,760
bombs

846
00:28:56,950 --> 00:28:55,600
it's just a dusting

847
00:28:58,310 --> 00:28:56,960
i'll be up that way probably tomorrow

848
00:28:59,669 --> 00:28:58,320
doing some test work it'll probably be

849
00:29:01,029 --> 00:28:59,679
snowing then

850
00:29:02,230 --> 00:29:01,039
half the snow wasn't reaching the ground

851
00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:02,240
because it was getting caught in all the

852
00:29:06,389 --> 00:29:04,559
high tension wires there you go

853
00:29:08,070 --> 00:29:06,399
they get so much snow there that you

854
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:08,080
need a ski mobile

855
00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:09,279
and it brings you right to the second

856
00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:10,559
floor of your house

857
00:29:15,190 --> 00:29:13,600
party people hearty nice people yeah

858
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:15,200
they used to have a good football team

859
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:17,600
yeah we will again some someday just

860
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:19,760
have a good hockey team again

861
00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:22,080
someday okay that's good stick with that

862
00:29:26,070 --> 00:29:24,000
do they have any other sports no no

863
00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:26,080
that's it we can't suffer in too many

864
00:29:29,990 --> 00:29:27,440
other sports

865
00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:30,000
mitch stinson carrier pilots stand up

866
00:29:34,549 --> 00:29:32,320
comedian is sitting in with us tonight

867
00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:34,559
good to be here um 1-1 i'm handing you

868
00:29:37,669 --> 00:29:35,600
something right now i want you to

869
00:29:40,710 --> 00:29:37,679
identify it for the audience

870
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:40,720
oh my goodness gracious

871
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:44,000
wingman battle for america mac maloney

872
00:29:47,590 --> 00:29:46,880
book 18 the audiobook are you serious

873
00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:47,600
yeah

874
00:29:50,470 --> 00:29:49,440
it's an mp3 it's cool i haven't even

875
00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:50,480
opened it yet

876
00:29:54,070 --> 00:29:52,000
yeah but you can open it if you can

877
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:54,080
quickly i don't know whether there's a i

878
00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:55,679
think there's a disc a cd in there maybe

879
00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:57,039
that should be a disc

880
00:30:00,230 --> 00:29:58,640
and uh you put in your computer and it

881
00:30:01,909 --> 00:30:00,240
downloads as an mp3 and you have the

882
00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:01,919
audio book and it's perfect it's uh you

883
00:30:06,310 --> 00:30:04,000
know presented by some actors and you

884
00:30:09,269 --> 00:30:06,320
know they put music that's outstanding

885
00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:09,279
and a lot of people um buy these things

886
00:30:13,669 --> 00:30:11,600
as it turns out you know so is there a

887
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:13,679
cast of characters on the um i'm not

888
00:30:17,590 --> 00:30:15,760
sure did you do any reading of yourself

889
00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:17,600
on there uh no they wouldn't let me no

890
00:30:19,909 --> 00:30:18,880
one could understand my accent i don't

891
00:30:24,310 --> 00:30:19,919
like your

892
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:25,510
do you have any jokes mitch to tell

893
00:30:29,190 --> 00:30:27,919
while i'm doing this oh my god i thought

894
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:29,200
we were just talking about the buffalo

895
00:30:36,310 --> 00:30:34,470
who's playing the russians i always like

896
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:36,320
to i love to listen to the audio books

897
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:38,080
because i do a lot of traveling right

898
00:30:42,070 --> 00:30:40,240
and a lot of truck drivers buy these

899
00:30:43,430 --> 00:30:42,080
things you know so yeah it's a it's an

900
00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:43,440
mp3 cd

901
00:30:46,870 --> 00:30:44,720
so um

902
00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:46,880
uh and the who plays lineup you can load

903
00:30:52,870 --> 00:30:48,840
on your ipod james and errol

904
00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:52,880
jones nice is not on it um

905
00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:54,880
robert de niro

906
00:30:59,909 --> 00:30:57,120
nicole kidman no no

907
00:31:01,350 --> 00:30:59,919
uh performed by richard fortune richard

908
00:31:02,789 --> 00:31:01,360
fortune johnny depp anywhere he's a

909
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:02,799
canadian actor

910
00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:04,640
no and he you know he was fortunate not

911
00:31:11,750 --> 00:31:10,630
very good

912
00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:11,760
that's for me

913
00:31:16,789 --> 00:31:14,799
so listen i have several of max audio

914
00:31:18,950 --> 00:31:16,799
books uh wingman

915
00:31:21,350 --> 00:31:18,960
uh but they're a bridge they came out as

916
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:21,360
cassettes uh originally but then if

917
00:31:25,590 --> 00:31:23,600
you're a member of audible you can get

918
00:31:27,110 --> 00:31:25,600
the a lot of the early wingman books

919
00:31:29,029 --> 00:31:27,120
unfortunately they're they're a bridge

920
00:31:30,870 --> 00:31:29,039
they're still a bridge but doesn't mean

921
00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:30,880
exactly one one kind of things they're

922
00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:39,430
in the old days they used to used to get

923
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:42,480
two cassettes uh each cassette was

924
00:31:45,669 --> 00:31:43,760
probably about an hour and a half so you

925
00:31:46,950 --> 00:31:45,679
get about three hours of a book and so

926
00:31:49,509 --> 00:31:46,960
you have to do a lot of trimming to get

927
00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:49,519
that down unfortunately but uh they're

928
00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:51,120
still out fast

929
00:31:55,350 --> 00:31:53,840
yeah it's it's a it's a yeah

930
00:31:57,110 --> 00:31:55,360
that was the politest way of saying

931
00:31:59,350 --> 00:31:57,120
you're long-winded yeah you know i was

932
00:32:00,870 --> 00:31:59,360
fine feeling that vibe you know thank

933
00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:00,880
you you're in the same category as

934
00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:03,200
dickens take it as a uh

935
00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:04,960
compliment tolstoy

936
00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:06,559
thickets get paid by the word that's why

937
00:32:09,590 --> 00:32:07,840
he

938
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:09,600
goes on to get a penny a word which is

939
00:32:12,149 --> 00:32:10,480
actually

940
00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:12,159
used to be more than i was getting but

941
00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:14,159
things have changed really you get paid

942
00:32:19,029 --> 00:32:16,240
by the word uh dickens did yeah that's

943
00:32:20,630 --> 00:32:19,039
why his books are so long

944
00:32:21,830 --> 00:32:20,640
anyway 1-1

945
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:21,840
we're going to be giving two of these

946
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:23,519
away oh excellent tonight

947
00:32:27,269 --> 00:32:25,760
yes it's an audio book you can put in

948
00:32:29,110 --> 00:32:27,279
your car you can download it onto a

949
00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:29,120
thumb and listen to it and uh you know i

950
00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:31,440
guess it's a couple hours long

951
00:32:36,630 --> 00:32:33,600
approximately nine hours

952
00:32:38,230 --> 00:32:36,640
nine hours wow holy cow this is all new

953
00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:38,240
to me and it's on a bridge how about

954
00:32:44,470 --> 00:32:39,120
that

955
00:32:46,710 --> 00:32:44,480
typical novel is going to be anywhere

956
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:46,720
six eight nine hours and and some are

957
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:48,880
much longer too wow that's what she said

958
00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:53,669
so we have to come up with a secret word

959
00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:54,960
guys

960
00:32:58,789 --> 00:32:57,120
okay all right uh mitch why don't we

961
00:33:00,710 --> 00:32:58,799
throw it to you you want man it's a

962
00:33:03,110 --> 00:33:00,720
secret word a secret word so what we're

963
00:33:05,269 --> 00:33:03,120
gonna do is uh just write to us uh if

964
00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:05,279
you run the books we we probably you

965
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:07,120
shouldn't qualify people who haven't won

966
00:33:09,669 --> 00:33:08,080
before

967
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:09,679
put their names into the magic fish bowl

968
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:11,600
we'll pick it next week okay if we're

969
00:33:17,190 --> 00:33:13,919
here or maybe the following week so just

970
00:33:18,310 --> 00:33:17,200
write us uh wingman mcmaloney.com

971
00:33:19,509 --> 00:33:18,320
is that the address

972
00:33:21,029 --> 00:33:19,519
i thought was

973
00:33:22,789 --> 00:33:21,039
wingman at macmillan

974
00:33:24,310 --> 00:33:22,799
i thought it was mac maloney

975
00:33:27,509 --> 00:33:24,320
yeah yeah you're right okay all right

976
00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:27,519
good yeah wingman i was just testing him

977
00:33:34,149 --> 00:33:28,640
wingman

978
00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:34,159
us this secret word and uh you know

979
00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:35,200
we'll put your name in the magic

980
00:33:39,509 --> 00:33:37,120
fishbowl pick your name out you get a

981
00:33:42,149 --> 00:33:39,519
free wingman audiobook all nine hours of

982
00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:42,159
it okay written by dick fortune we can

983
00:33:44,710 --> 00:33:43,360
call him pickford because he's that

984
00:33:46,789 --> 00:33:44,720
friend

985
00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:46,799
mitch what's the secret word secret word

986
00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:50,320
secret word is feather feather right the

987
00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:53,200
secret word is feather feather

988
00:33:57,430 --> 00:33:55,440
so like feathering your nest feather

989
00:33:59,909 --> 00:33:57,440
right feather right right rhymes with

990
00:34:01,350 --> 00:33:59,919
heather heather heather feather i saw

991
00:34:02,470 --> 00:34:01,360
her she's done the golden banana ever

992
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:02,480
played down there

993
00:34:06,470 --> 00:34:04,720
yeah yeah actually for about 12 minutes

994
00:34:07,909 --> 00:34:06,480
did you really get thrown out really

995
00:34:09,109 --> 00:34:07,919
yeah

996
00:34:11,109 --> 00:34:09,119
they called them

997
00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:11,119
an audience of one and unfortunately i

998
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:12,480
was the one who's paying i didn't get

999
00:34:16,069 --> 00:34:14,480
paid for the show i paid to perform i

1000
00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:16,079
paid to perform there exactly and what

1001
00:34:19,510 --> 00:34:17,200
happened the joke's just thinking well

1002
00:34:21,190 --> 00:34:19,520
this is a huge strip club not the blast

1003
00:34:23,589 --> 00:34:21,200
well i told you i worked clean materials

1004
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:23,599
so they just weren't in order wow wow

1005
00:34:26,149 --> 00:34:25,200
now when i was the last time i was there

1006
00:34:27,669 --> 00:34:26,159
which was a long time ago they should

1007
00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:27,679
have gotten dressed as a church lady

1008
00:34:31,589 --> 00:34:28,960
yeah

1009
00:34:33,349 --> 00:34:31,599
right see you should have him as your

1010
00:34:34,790 --> 00:34:33,359
manager

1011
00:34:37,270 --> 00:34:34,800
last time i went there they had the

1012
00:34:39,190 --> 00:34:37,280
glass along the stage is it still there

1013
00:34:41,589 --> 00:34:39,200
and it was everything was scratched and

1014
00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:41,599
stained and like bullet holes and

1015
00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:43,280
man it's been there a while what a show

1016
00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:44,800
yeah it's been there a while golden

1017
00:34:48,389 --> 00:34:46,480
banana it was closed for a while wasn't

1018
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:48,399
it yes they got

1019
00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:51,040
some tax problems of paying off the cops

1020
00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:52,399
or something is it owned by the same

1021
00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:53,200
group

1022
00:34:55,990 --> 00:34:54,560
i don't know the same guy i don't know i

1023
00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:56,000
want to get out we'll get down and find

1024
00:34:59,349 --> 00:34:57,520
out we'll watch something let's go let's

1025
00:35:00,870 --> 00:34:59,359
go find out it's a good research project

1026
00:35:03,510 --> 00:35:00,880
let's go check it out

1027
00:35:05,430 --> 00:35:03,520
anyway uh so feather somehow we got from

1028
00:35:07,109 --> 00:35:05,440
feather to the golden banana who knows

1029
00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:07,119
but i see her

1030
00:35:13,109 --> 00:35:10,160
okay the feather is the magic word um

1031
00:35:14,710 --> 00:35:13,119
chief wildfeather is performing at the

1032
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:14,720
golden animation

1033
00:35:25,030 --> 00:35:23,349
like cobra says you know it goes both

1034
00:35:27,829 --> 00:35:25,040
ways you know there you go you have to

1035
00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:29,190
you need to be inclusive i think you're

1036
00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:30,800
going on the wrong nights juan juan i'm

1037
00:35:34,069 --> 00:35:32,480
glad that combat zone is closed well the

1038
00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:34,079
one over here uh

1039
00:35:37,990 --> 00:35:36,480
called kittens

1040
00:35:40,550 --> 00:35:38,000
yeah which they call it kittens because

1041
00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:40,560
they couldn't call it the p word

1042
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:42,320
they couldn't call it dogs

1043
00:35:45,589 --> 00:35:43,760
last week we drove by there two weeks

1044
00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:45,599
ago we drove by there and uh there were

1045
00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:46,400
rum

1046
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:48,960
on the board on the um

1047
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:51,760
the side marquee uh bridget the [\h__\h]

1048
00:35:56,230 --> 00:35:54,079
okay i guess she does this

1049
00:35:58,550 --> 00:35:56,240
uh the following week it's it just said

1050
00:36:01,109 --> 00:35:58,560
freak show for example they happened to

1051
00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:01,119
be with algonado the ufo mechanic he

1052
00:36:04,950 --> 00:36:02,240
said

1053
00:36:06,710 --> 00:36:04,960
how are they not on the same bill

1054
00:36:08,870 --> 00:36:06,720
i noticed a theme here

1055
00:36:11,510 --> 00:36:08,880
it's a class off come on

1056
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:11,520
okay so uh feather the secret word

1057
00:36:16,069 --> 00:36:14,640
wingman at macmillan.com write us and uh

1058
00:36:18,630 --> 00:36:16,079
we're gonna pick two names out of the

1059
00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:18,640
hat magical uh fishbowl i mean

1060
00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:20,640
next week and you will win just gonna

1061
00:36:24,470 --> 00:36:22,320
pick the numbers mp3 i believe it's

1062
00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:24,480
almost like paranormal we are you think

1063
00:36:27,349 --> 00:36:25,200
that

1064
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:27,359
no no lois lois lane

1065
00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:29,760
lois is you know busy these days as it

1066
00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:31,599
turns out but what were you saying uh

1067
00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:32,800
coco

1068
00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:34,720
it seems to be almost like paranormal

1069
00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:37,200
that uh he would look up chief whatever

1070
00:36:40,550 --> 00:36:39,119
war bonnet feather being the secret word

1071
00:36:41,829 --> 00:36:40,560
this whole thing with the golden button

1072
00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:41,839
that's very interesting

1073
00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:43,680
the the parallels here wow it is

1074
00:36:46,870 --> 00:36:44,960
interesting okay

1075
00:36:49,030 --> 00:36:46,880
that's because i'm all inclusive

1076
00:36:50,870 --> 00:36:49,040
i guess i'll encode mac the secret

1077
00:36:52,069 --> 00:36:50,880
listeners well i missed it then yeah

1078
00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:52,079
that's all right

1079
00:36:56,390 --> 00:36:54,400
i hope someone out there gets it then

1080
00:36:58,710 --> 00:36:56,400
so on the phone with us if he hasn't

1081
00:37:00,310 --> 00:36:58,720
fallen asleep by this point is

1082
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:00,320
switchblade steve ward from the both

1083
00:37:03,030 --> 00:37:01,760
lakes up there in

1084
00:37:05,270 --> 00:37:03,040
battle creek michigan how you doing

1085
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:05,280
there tonight switchy well listen i'm

1086
00:37:11,109 --> 00:37:08,320
doing so good tonight that there are not

1087
00:37:13,109 --> 00:37:11,119
uh words and expressions in any language

1088
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:13,119
across this great globe to describe how

1089
00:37:19,910 --> 00:37:15,760
good i feel and that also includes dead

1090
00:37:24,470 --> 00:37:22,230
it's not exactly dead well it's sure it

1091
00:37:26,470 --> 00:37:24,480
is and and especially sumerians oh

1092
00:37:27,430 --> 00:37:26,480
sumerian okay that is a dead language

1093
00:37:30,630 --> 00:37:27,440
yeah right

1094
00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:30,640
latin people are still speaking latin

1095
00:37:34,550 --> 00:37:32,240
i think you see it everywhere nothing

1096
00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:34,560
really latin you see it in church the

1097
00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:36,240
vatican the vatican that's what they're

1098
00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:37,520
talking about that's what they're

1099
00:37:40,790 --> 00:37:39,280
talking about

1100
00:37:42,069 --> 00:37:40,800
i hate to think what they're saying

1101
00:37:43,349 --> 00:37:42,079
there's a real filthy joke there

1102
00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:43,359
somewhere but

1103
00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:45,040
not tonight because we can't edit

1104
00:37:49,270 --> 00:37:47,040
tomorrow much time

1105
00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:49,280
uh so switch uh you've got a couple fan

1106
00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:50,560
letters

1107
00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:54,960
someone called uh well they wrote me a

1108
00:37:58,630 --> 00:37:56,640
film letter i thought i'd you know

1109
00:38:00,550 --> 00:37:58,640
transfer it over to you but i guess not

1110
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:00,560
and they knew everything about switch he

1111
00:38:04,710 --> 00:38:02,000
says i can't wait to hear from the guy

1112
00:38:07,030 --> 00:38:04,720
from the bowl of flakes that's why you

1113
00:38:08,069 --> 00:38:07,040
have fans there that's richie

1114
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:08,079
well that's good

1115
00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:09,839
for every every individual that writes

1116
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:11,920
in doesn't that imply that there isn't

1117
00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:13,680
some kind of a formula or ratio five

1118
00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:15,520
minutes right ten ten the one tenth of

1119
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:16,240
one

1120
00:38:20,790 --> 00:38:20,000
out there that are 11 people are

1121
00:38:22,630 --> 00:38:20,800
listening

1122
00:38:24,310 --> 00:38:22,640
okay it could be either one

1123
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:24,320
anyway we should say switch that you are

1124
00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:26,480
growing and celebrity as we speak he's

1125
00:38:31,829 --> 00:38:29,040
going to be giving a major speech at the

1126
00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:31,839
mothman festival down there in um west

1127
00:38:35,910 --> 00:38:34,480
virginia on the third uh sunday of

1128
00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:35,920
september correct

1129
00:38:38,870 --> 00:38:37,359
that's right okay and the name of that

1130
00:38:41,030 --> 00:38:38,880
town is

1131
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:41,040
point pleasant west virginia the home of

1132
00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:44,000
the infamous mothman right right

1133
00:38:47,109 --> 00:38:45,599
[\h__\h] over here the mothman great movie

1134
00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:47,119
yeah the movie's cool everyone likes the

1135
00:38:50,310 --> 00:38:48,400
movie yeah you know everyone really

1136
00:38:52,069 --> 00:38:50,320
likes it i enjoyed it so

1137
00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:52,079
which is going to be

1138
00:38:55,990 --> 00:38:54,320
the big speech on uh sunday have you

1139
00:38:58,390 --> 00:38:56,000
written it yet how's it going

1140
00:39:00,069 --> 00:38:58,400
i i've got a lot of sections of it i'm

1141
00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:00,079
still doing a little bit of research and

1142
00:39:03,589 --> 00:39:01,760
uh the hardest thing is to condense it

1143
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:03,599
down i mean i could i could speak for

1144
00:39:08,150 --> 00:39:05,760
two hours and really put people to sleep

1145
00:39:09,109 --> 00:39:08,160
now listen um you told us last week the

1146
00:39:11,030 --> 00:39:09,119
last time we were on that you're

1147
00:39:13,430 --> 00:39:11,040
actually gonna lead off with a couple

1148
00:39:15,829 --> 00:39:13,440
jokes you told us the jokes and

1149
00:39:17,829 --> 00:39:15,839
it was basically quick territory right i

1150
00:39:19,829 --> 00:39:17,839
do remember playing the quickest we have

1151
00:39:20,630 --> 00:39:19,839
a stand-up comedian here with us he's

1152
00:39:25,589 --> 00:39:20,640
here

1153
00:39:27,589 --> 00:39:25,599
was the one joke he was going to uh

1154
00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:27,599
i don't don't recall exactly i was going

1155
00:39:30,950 --> 00:39:29,280
to kind of play off uh some of my

1156
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:30,960
friends some of the personalities there

1157
00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:32,880
yes and you know mess with that a little

1158
00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:39,030
doesn't have anything classic mitch is

1159
00:39:46,790 --> 00:39:45,270
supportive of anybody's comedic attempts

1160
00:39:48,950 --> 00:39:46,800
i know what it's like when people don't

1161
00:39:50,069 --> 00:39:48,960
laugh i've heard crickets before myself

1162
00:39:52,069 --> 00:39:50,079
i always say it's good to go with the

1163
00:39:57,589 --> 00:39:52,079
inside joke and the audience is stupid

1164
00:40:01,829 --> 00:40:00,150
okay so but really other comedians don't

1165
00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:01,839
want to help other comedians absolutely

1166
00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:04,560
not it's a competitive world isn't it

1167
00:40:07,910 --> 00:40:06,720
yes now listen i just realized something

1168
00:40:09,910 --> 00:40:07,920
we're going to have to do one edit

1169
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:09,920
tonight because we did some research in

1170
00:40:13,990 --> 00:40:11,520
the last time you were on you run by

1171
00:40:15,349 --> 00:40:14,000
phone and remember we we asked you what

1172
00:40:18,470 --> 00:40:15,359
they call

1173
00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:18,480
groupies of comedians oh yeah okay

1174
00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:20,000
we found though

1175
00:40:24,150 --> 00:40:22,480
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1176
00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:24,160
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1177
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1179
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1180
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1189
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you told me oh i told you

1190
00:40:55,589 --> 00:40:53,920
yeah you're gonna have to edit that yeah

1191
00:40:57,190 --> 00:40:55,599
i know but we gotta say it right do you

1192
00:40:58,710 --> 00:40:57,200
know what it is one one no i don't okay

1193
00:41:00,309 --> 00:40:58,720
coco you know what it is

1194
00:41:01,829 --> 00:41:00,319
yeah i remember it and i

1195
00:41:04,069 --> 00:41:01,839
but go ahead i'm not gonna

1196
00:41:05,910 --> 00:41:04,079
bore you with it okay all right it's

1197
00:41:07,349 --> 00:41:05,920
gonna be 14 20

1198
00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:07,359
of this segment

1199
00:41:10,069 --> 00:41:08,720
what are they called groupies for

1200
00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:10,079
comedians

1201
00:41:15,829 --> 00:41:11,440
chuckles

1202
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:17,430
all right back that up

1203
00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:19,280
mitch right i haven't met any i'm

1204
00:41:22,550 --> 00:41:21,200
telling you they're non-existent you

1205
00:41:24,870 --> 00:41:22,560
know you could have just said chuckle

1206
00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:24,880
fornicators no there's not another ring

1207
00:41:28,309 --> 00:41:26,319
doesn't have quite the yeah it doesn't

1208
00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:28,319
flow quite as good there's no way i

1209
00:41:31,910 --> 00:41:30,400
think though most of us could figure out

1210
00:41:33,589 --> 00:41:31,920
which of the words is not the one that

1211
00:41:35,270 --> 00:41:33,599
was intended to be part of the joke

1212
00:41:37,349 --> 00:41:35,280
there's no chucklers uh waiting for you

1213
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:37,359
at the rear door prince spaghetti house

1214
00:41:41,829 --> 00:41:39,440
yeah just those days are long gone yeah

1215
00:41:43,349 --> 00:41:41,839
they won't go on mac no no never say

1216
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:43,359
never look at woman you're right it's in

1217
00:41:47,670 --> 00:41:45,280
the urban dictionary right

1218
00:41:49,589 --> 00:41:47,680
anyway uh so switch uh well good luck

1219
00:41:51,829 --> 00:41:49,599
with your uh speech writing it sounds

1220
00:41:53,990 --> 00:41:51,839
like you're way behind and if you need

1221
00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:54,000
some jokes mitch is here for you i'll

1222
00:41:58,550 --> 00:41:55,520
write you i'll write you the best jokes

1223
00:42:00,069 --> 00:41:58,560
i possibly won't use myself how's that

1224
00:42:02,230 --> 00:42:00,079
okay make them kind of generic you know

1225
00:42:03,990 --> 00:42:02,240
so that i can you know adapt them to my

1226
00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:04,000
situation generic equals funding in the

1227
00:42:10,470 --> 00:42:08,470
you know you get i'll get 11 listeners

1228
00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:10,480
and you start throwing stuff like uh no

1229
00:42:15,030 --> 00:42:12,720
thanks uh anything you can send me great

1230
00:42:17,589 --> 00:42:15,040
mitch hey mitch can you uh craft me a

1231
00:42:19,910 --> 00:42:17,599
set of jokes that i can use any way i

1232
00:42:21,589 --> 00:42:19,920
possibly need to sure

1233
00:42:24,390 --> 00:42:21,599
do you charge a penny a word is that it

1234
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:24,400
yeah penny rosewood dickinson dixon

1235
00:42:28,069 --> 00:42:25,520
i'm gonna give you the unabridged

1236
00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:28,079
chickens tickets that can get paid a

1237
00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:29,680
penny award plenty a word we went back

1238
00:42:34,069 --> 00:42:31,359
to that history lesson

1239
00:42:37,510 --> 00:42:34,079
and he narrated your book no that's

1240
00:42:40,150 --> 00:42:37,520
dick fortune okay richard fortune

1241
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:40,160
richard fortune but we know him we love

1242
00:42:45,589 --> 00:42:43,440
him so [\h__\h] i'm so glad you're here

1243
00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:45,599
you know exactly where i'm at 30 seconds

1244
00:42:49,829 --> 00:42:47,920
we're in face and he's over here giving

1245
00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:49,839
me the lecture about who narrated his

1246
00:42:52,550 --> 00:42:50,960
book

1247
00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:52,560
mr for good fortune that's what it says

1248
00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:53,760
unfortunately

1249
00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:55,280
that's what his name his name is richard

1250
00:42:59,030 --> 00:42:57,040
fortune where'd it go

1251
00:43:02,309 --> 00:42:59,040
yeah richard fortune

1252
00:43:04,390 --> 00:43:02,319
call saying canada it's right next to uh

1253
00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:04,400
nine hours right right next to nine

1254
00:43:08,069 --> 00:43:06,240
hours that's what it says right richard

1255
00:43:09,510 --> 00:43:08,079
fortune richard dick fortune but if he's

1256
00:43:19,510 --> 00:43:09,520
canadian that might be french he

1257
00:43:23,109 --> 00:43:21,270
he did call me up he wanted to know how

1258
00:43:24,710 --> 00:43:23,119
to say uh one thing and i forget what it

1259
00:43:26,630 --> 00:43:24,720
was um

1260
00:43:28,069 --> 00:43:26,640
or something chuckle something yeah yeah

1261
00:43:29,829 --> 00:43:28,079
chuckle something

1262
00:43:31,030 --> 00:43:29,839
good name for a band

1263
00:43:32,550 --> 00:43:31,040
something right

1264
00:43:35,109 --> 00:43:32,560
he's trying to name a band that should

1265
00:43:35,829 --> 00:43:35,119
be the name of him

1266
00:43:37,910 --> 00:43:35,839
so

1267
00:43:39,430 --> 00:43:37,920
switch now are you still there

1268
00:43:41,670 --> 00:43:39,440
i'm still here okay good so we're going

1269
00:43:43,109 --> 00:43:41,680
to talk about it i am i am riveted he's

1270
00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:43,119
riveting i thought he was going to say

1271
00:43:47,030 --> 00:43:44,560
i'm writing the speech he's written his

1272
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:47,040
whole speech right now exactly uh

1273
00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:49,680
writing is rewriting remember that um so

1274
00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:51,839
um we're going to talk about the cramp

1275
00:43:56,950 --> 00:43:53,680
carriers tonight because mitch

1276
00:43:59,030 --> 00:43:56,960
served on one flew on and off uh cobra

1277
00:44:00,230 --> 00:43:59,040
you have flown on and off

1278
00:44:02,230 --> 00:44:00,240
the areas right

1279
00:44:04,390 --> 00:44:02,240
a few of them in my life yes sir okay

1280
00:44:06,550 --> 00:44:04,400
one one told us that he was on it i

1281
00:44:08,550 --> 00:44:06,560
walked around on one many times on the

1282
00:44:10,550 --> 00:44:08,560
enterprise all right and i've seen an

1283
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:10,560
aircraft carrier from the dock so you

1284
00:44:13,510 --> 00:44:11,920
know we're all you know

1285
00:44:14,230 --> 00:44:13,520
circle has closed

1286
00:44:15,910 --> 00:44:14,240
right

1287
00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:15,920
so uh but they have been haunted

1288
00:44:18,230 --> 00:44:17,440
aircraft carriers if you can believe

1289
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:18,240
that

1290
00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:19,760
and uh and you better believe it because

1291
00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:21,280
it's a chapter of a book that i did

1292
00:44:25,349 --> 00:44:23,920
called ufos and what time right switch

1293
00:44:28,309 --> 00:44:25,359
yes okay

1294
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:28,319
the uss fdi franco denim

1295
00:44:31,510 --> 00:44:29,680
haunted aircraft because it was the

1296
00:44:33,109 --> 00:44:31,520
first warship ever to carry nuclear

1297
00:44:35,829 --> 00:44:33,119
weapons

1298
00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:35,839
right and the the way it's covered in

1299
00:44:41,829 --> 00:44:38,800
your book it's really the haunting comes

1300
00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:41,839
from uh a series of sightings of ufos

1301
00:44:47,030 --> 00:44:44,160
and this is this is 45 you know the the

1302
00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:47,040
big we kind of usually uh date the

1303
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:50,000
modern era of ufos from 47 on with

1304
00:44:53,510 --> 00:44:51,760
kenneth arnold's sighting right even

1305
00:44:55,510 --> 00:44:53,520
though everybody knows that it's looked

1306
00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:55,520
into this these things have been seen

1307
00:44:59,349 --> 00:44:57,680
since you know for hundreds of years

1308
00:45:01,589 --> 00:44:59,359
but uh testament of the bible if you're

1309
00:45:03,349 --> 00:45:01,599
going to believe that book too yes

1310
00:45:05,910 --> 00:45:03,359
what

1311
00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:05,920
ezekiel's real right

1312
00:45:09,430 --> 00:45:07,760
right

1313
00:45:12,150 --> 00:45:09,440
uh now there were

1314
00:45:14,309 --> 00:45:12,160
what was going on was they had

1315
00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:14,319
oh i got i got a weird echo we were

1316
00:45:19,670 --> 00:45:16,160
feedback there for a second uh they were

1317
00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:19,680
they had a big a uh um

1318
00:45:23,589 --> 00:45:20,640
uh

1319
00:45:24,950 --> 00:45:23,599
going on

1320
00:45:28,069 --> 00:45:24,960
uh

1321
00:45:28,870 --> 00:45:28,079
looking for

1322
00:45:31,589 --> 00:45:28,880
uh

1323
00:45:34,390 --> 00:45:31,599
in september 1952 for 12 days and and

1324
00:45:36,790 --> 00:45:34,400
what it was they had all kinds of nato

1325
00:45:39,190 --> 00:45:36,800
uh um countries

1326
00:45:42,710 --> 00:45:39,200
uh joining in on this and what it was is

1327
00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:42,720
it was a a simulated uh attack

1328
00:45:47,270 --> 00:45:45,280
uh imagining a simulated attack on

1329
00:45:48,950 --> 00:45:47,280
norway and denmark from the russians so

1330
00:45:51,109 --> 00:45:48,960
they were preparing way ahead of time

1331
00:45:53,349 --> 00:45:51,119
for the the rooskies you know in case

1332
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:53,359
they were going to attack uh their nato

1333
00:45:56,630 --> 00:45:54,720
forces

1334
00:45:57,910 --> 00:45:56,640
and so

1335
00:45:58,790 --> 00:45:57,920
go ahead please

1336
00:46:01,910 --> 00:45:58,800
okay

1337
00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:01,920
and uh so they had uh it was a huge uh

1338
00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:04,400
huge operation they had uh something

1339
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:07,440
like 80 000 men were involved uh 200

1340
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:08,400
ships

1341
00:46:13,349 --> 00:46:09,280
uh

1342
00:46:16,150 --> 00:46:13,359
and um you know several aircraft

1343
00:46:18,069 --> 00:46:16,160
carriers from uh uh different areas of

1344
00:46:21,430 --> 00:46:18,079
the nato countries england france i

1345
00:46:22,870 --> 00:46:21,440
think uh norway there was i think almost

1346
00:46:24,309 --> 00:46:22,880
there might have been even a dozen

1347
00:46:25,190 --> 00:46:24,319
aircraft carriers

1348
00:46:26,470 --> 00:46:25,200
um

1349
00:46:29,109 --> 00:46:26,480
you know in this it was just it was the

1350
00:46:31,829 --> 00:46:29,119
biggest nato exercise it might have been

1351
00:46:33,829 --> 00:46:31,839
the first really big nato exercise and

1352
00:46:35,510 --> 00:46:33,839
so many people that i mean we could have

1353
00:46:37,109 --> 00:46:35,520
filled like five chapters in the book on

1354
00:46:39,510 --> 00:46:37,119
sale everywhere

1355
00:46:41,190 --> 00:46:39,520
of reports of people seeing ufos during

1356
00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:41,200
this uh three-week exercise people

1357
00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:43,280
taking movie pictures of them right over

1358
00:46:46,710 --> 00:46:44,640
the aircraft camera and stuff like that

1359
00:46:48,470 --> 00:46:46,720
yeah but they ever figure out what was

1360
00:46:51,270 --> 00:46:48,480
going on there switch

1361
00:46:54,470 --> 00:46:51,280
no but what's interesting is that a lot

1362
00:46:56,470 --> 00:46:54,480
of the the classic uh shapes that we see

1363
00:46:57,910 --> 00:46:56,480
nowadays and talk about they saw it

1364
00:46:58,710 --> 00:46:57,920
during this period

1365
00:47:02,790 --> 00:46:58,720
uh

1366
00:47:04,950 --> 00:47:02,800
they were just south of sweden they saw

1367
00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:04,960
one of these giant black triangles in

1368
00:47:09,349 --> 00:47:06,960
the sky which is one of these things

1369
00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:09,359
that has uh has become more and more

1370
00:47:15,670 --> 00:47:12,240
common you know the the ufo thing has

1371
00:47:17,589 --> 00:47:15,680
actually morphed somewhat over the ages

1372
00:47:19,510 --> 00:47:17,599
and uh you know we started out with the

1373
00:47:21,270 --> 00:47:19,520
airships around the tour of the century

1374
00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:21,280
and then we had the the scare ships and

1375
00:47:25,349 --> 00:47:23,520
the ghost ships and so forth and then we

1376
00:47:27,030 --> 00:47:25,359
had the era with the uh it seemed like

1377
00:47:28,550 --> 00:47:27,040
these egg-shaped craft were landing and

1378
00:47:30,790 --> 00:47:28,560
little men in silver suits were getting

1379
00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:30,800
out and uh

1380
00:47:35,510 --> 00:47:32,960
ted phillips is a guy who does a lot of

1381
00:47:38,069 --> 00:47:35,520
investigating into the close encounters

1382
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:38,079
of the second kind that uh you know

1383
00:47:42,550 --> 00:47:40,000
where a craft

1384
00:47:44,150 --> 00:47:42,560
or or some object leaves a trace

1385
00:47:46,390 --> 00:47:44,160
evidence whether it be landing marks

1386
00:47:48,790 --> 00:47:46,400
burn marks or whatever he said he's been

1387
00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:48,800
studying for for you know decades he

1388
00:47:54,069 --> 00:47:51,680
says that a lot of the solid craft seem

1389
00:47:55,990 --> 00:47:54,079
to be phasing out and you're getting

1390
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:56,000
more of this kind of light phenomena not

1391
00:47:59,990 --> 00:47:57,760
necessarily small orbs but you know

1392
00:48:01,990 --> 00:48:00,000
these big light balls and so forth right

1393
00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:02,000
uh but back but back at this this

1394
00:48:07,349 --> 00:48:05,200
particular uh exercise uh they had the

1395
00:48:08,950 --> 00:48:07,359
like i say there was the triangle uh

1396
00:48:10,950 --> 00:48:08,960
they would see there was a british jet

1397
00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:10,960
fighter now this is all within a few day

1398
00:48:15,910 --> 00:48:13,200
period on the 19th of september a

1399
00:48:18,550 --> 00:48:15,920
british jet fighter saw a large disk was

1400
00:48:20,470 --> 00:48:18,560
kind of uh on his tail for a while

1401
00:48:21,990 --> 00:48:20,480
and when he turned around it just took

1402
00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:22,000
off you know they were still making they

1403
00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:24,079
were making these incredible maneuvers

1404
00:48:27,589 --> 00:48:25,760
where they they knew right away this was

1405
00:48:29,109 --> 00:48:27,599
not some kind of conventional aircraft

1406
00:48:32,069 --> 00:48:29,119
it wasn't the russians it wasn't a

1407
00:48:35,349 --> 00:48:32,079
foreign uh agent on earth

1408
00:48:37,829 --> 00:48:35,359
and uh 9 21 the next day uh six raf

1409
00:48:40,230 --> 00:48:37,839
pilots saw a large spherical object

1410
00:48:41,349 --> 00:48:40,240
above the north sea

1411
00:48:42,950 --> 00:48:41,359
um

1412
00:48:44,470 --> 00:48:42,960
now after

1413
00:48:46,470 --> 00:48:44,480
after these war after these particular

1414
00:48:49,829 --> 00:48:46,480
war games uh there was kind of a long

1415
00:48:52,069 --> 00:48:49,839
activity for a while but then in in 1953

1416
00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:52,079
it picked up again they were seeing uh

1417
00:48:56,630 --> 00:48:54,880
ufos above guantanamo bay

1418
00:48:58,790 --> 00:48:56,640
and this one this one looked like a just

1419
00:49:00,790 --> 00:48:58,800
a big bright star right there when they

1420
00:49:02,069 --> 00:49:00,800
first saw it and as it got closer they

1421
00:49:05,910 --> 00:49:02,079
could see it was kind of some kind of a

1422
00:49:07,349 --> 00:49:05,920
structured object yes um

1423
00:49:09,270 --> 00:49:07,359
and also uh

1424
00:49:10,870 --> 00:49:09,280
let's see at one time uh they were going

1425
00:49:13,190 --> 00:49:10,880
around they had to go around south

1426
00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:13,200
america because they were way too big to

1427
00:49:18,309 --> 00:49:15,520
go through the panama canal right and

1428
00:49:20,150 --> 00:49:18,319
they saw these two

1429
00:49:21,990 --> 00:49:20,160
objects they looked like kind of like

1430
00:49:23,109 --> 00:49:22,000
they're on fire one was on top of the

1431
00:49:25,190 --> 00:49:23,119
other it looked like they were

1432
00:49:27,270 --> 00:49:25,200
interacting with each other somehow

1433
00:49:29,589 --> 00:49:27,280
and uh then they they took off and they

1434
00:49:31,829 --> 00:49:29,599
disappeared wow and it's just this just

1435
00:49:34,630 --> 00:49:31,839
happened in the whole history of this uh

1436
00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:34,640
aircraft carrier you go up to 1958

1437
00:49:40,710 --> 00:49:37,440
around guam they saw a cigar-shaped

1438
00:49:42,710 --> 00:49:40,720
object wow you know so it really ran the

1439
00:49:44,470 --> 00:49:42,720
gamut this is almost like a

1440
00:49:46,470 --> 00:49:44,480
a prologue to what we were going to

1441
00:49:48,230 --> 00:49:46,480
start experiencing in the late 40s and

1442
00:49:50,549 --> 00:49:48,240
uh and early 50s all the way up through

1443
00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:50,559
the 60s right they had um the last i

1444
00:49:54,309 --> 00:49:52,640
think it was the last cruise of the fdi

1445
00:49:56,230 --> 00:49:54,319
is in the med and they had

1446
00:49:58,870 --> 00:49:56,240
they saw like these objects coming down

1447
00:50:00,870 --> 00:49:58,880
at them from 50 000 feet at some

1448
00:50:02,870 --> 00:50:00,880
fantastic speed picked them up in radar

1449
00:50:04,870 --> 00:50:02,880
yeah 600 miles away or something you

1450
00:50:07,270 --> 00:50:04,880
know and you know buzzed the ship they

1451
00:50:08,549 --> 00:50:07,280
scrambled airplanes and stuff like that

1452
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:08,559
just something about this aircraft

1453
00:50:11,910 --> 00:50:09,599
carrier that

1454
00:50:14,150 --> 00:50:11,920
you know was kind of i don't know spooky

1455
00:50:16,150 --> 00:50:14,160
creepy uh mitch what what carrier were

1456
00:50:18,069 --> 00:50:16,160
you on you we won one particular carrier

1457
00:50:21,109 --> 00:50:18,079
four well i was yeah i was i cruised on

1458
00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:21,119
the john f kennedy which which was uh

1459
00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:22,960
which was an attack carrier and then and

1460
00:50:25,910 --> 00:50:23,760
then

1461
00:50:28,470 --> 00:50:25,920
as a pilot i've landed on you know i've

1462
00:50:30,150 --> 00:50:28,480
landed on saratoga forestall

1463
00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:30,160
my first one was on the lexington which

1464
00:50:34,390 --> 00:50:32,000
was an old essex class carrier that they

1465
00:50:36,390 --> 00:50:34,400
converted over right but uh the fdr

1466
00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:36,400
thing is interesting because

1467
00:50:40,710 --> 00:50:38,720
you said the correlation of

1468
00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:40,720
the first one to carry nukes

1469
00:50:45,349 --> 00:50:42,319
so there's there's been that's those

1470
00:50:47,430 --> 00:50:45,359
stories of uh this type of phenomena

1471
00:50:48,710 --> 00:50:47,440
around the original

1472
00:50:50,870 --> 00:50:48,720
uh

1473
00:50:52,309 --> 00:50:50,880
creation of the nuclear

1474
00:50:54,549 --> 00:50:52,319
industry there's a place up in

1475
00:50:56,870 --> 00:50:54,559
washington um that where they made the

1476
00:50:58,390 --> 00:50:56,880
fuel for the first nuclear bombs

1477
00:51:01,109 --> 00:50:58,400
commander cobra you must know that that

1478
00:51:02,870 --> 00:51:01,119
place up in what's up near spokane yeah

1479
00:51:04,870 --> 00:51:02,880
right exactly i can't remember the name

1480
00:51:07,190 --> 00:51:04,880
but you're correct but they saw

1481
00:51:09,270 --> 00:51:07,200
ufos over this place the day after they

1482
00:51:11,670 --> 00:51:09,280
dropped the first bomb on hiroshima

1483
00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:11,680
right you know people actually saw um i

1484
00:51:14,390 --> 00:51:12,880
i shouldn't know the name of the place

1485
00:51:16,630 --> 00:51:14,400
but it's where they process the fuel and

1486
00:51:18,230 --> 00:51:16,640
and there is definitely something to

1487
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:18,240
this idea or a lot of people have

1488
00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:19,760
written about it talked about a research

1489
00:51:24,150 --> 00:51:21,839
that that

1490
00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:24,160
showing up over our icbm bases and stuff

1491
00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:25,359
like that and there's always this kind

1492
00:51:29,990 --> 00:51:26,960
of as you said well the interesting

1493
00:51:32,069 --> 00:51:30,000
thing is when the cia did its uh

1494
00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:32,079
it's seer program where they brought in

1495
00:51:37,270 --> 00:51:34,480
folks to try to track

1496
00:51:39,190 --> 00:51:37,280
they were using esp and and and those

1497
00:51:40,630 --> 00:51:39,200
kinds of arts as a reconnaissance

1498
00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:40,640
platform right

1499
00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:42,400
the famous story is is that they

1500
00:51:47,030 --> 00:51:44,800
reported they could locate

1501
00:51:48,549 --> 00:51:47,040
nuclear submarines and nuclear aircraft

1502
00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:48,559
carriers

1503
00:51:52,870 --> 00:51:51,200
and on many of them they would report a

1504
00:51:55,349 --> 00:51:52,880
disc that was

1505
00:51:57,829 --> 00:51:55,359
in the picture they were seeing

1506
00:52:00,230 --> 00:51:57,839
a flying saucer over it right it's it's

1507
00:52:01,589 --> 00:52:00,240
so it's funny would you say that the fdr

1508
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:01,599
when it because it was a conventional

1509
00:52:05,510 --> 00:52:03,839
carry the fdr was not nuke driven

1510
00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:05,520
correct but it had nuke on there because

1511
00:52:09,030 --> 00:52:07,200
they wanted the navy one to be able to

1512
00:52:11,430 --> 00:52:09,040
compete with the air force and sex they

1513
00:52:12,470 --> 00:52:11,440
wanted to be able to do strikes right

1514
00:52:14,309 --> 00:52:12,480
these are the days where you talked

1515
00:52:15,670 --> 00:52:14,319
about building carriers like that were

1516
00:52:18,150 --> 00:52:15,680
in your

1517
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:18,160
your wingman and starhawk series where

1518
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:19,760
they're you know basically triple the

1519
00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:21,760
size yes the navy actually wanted to

1520
00:52:25,030 --> 00:52:23,280
build supercarriers like that because

1521
00:52:27,430 --> 00:52:25,040
they wanted to put multi-engine bomber

1522
00:52:28,870 --> 00:52:27,440
type airplane on the aircraft right so

1523
00:52:30,150 --> 00:52:28,880
that's why they started carrying nukes

1524
00:52:33,510 --> 00:52:30,160
and things like

1525
00:52:36,309 --> 00:52:33,520
skyraiders and a4s were gonna make these

1526
00:52:38,390 --> 00:52:36,319
1200 13 mile 100 mile trips to drop a

1527
00:52:40,069 --> 00:52:38,400
nuke it's amazing you know the plan i

1528
00:52:42,950 --> 00:52:40,079
knew guys that trained for that mission

1529
00:52:44,309 --> 00:52:42,960
just amazing what was the uh largest

1530
00:52:46,309 --> 00:52:44,319
airplane

1531
00:52:47,589 --> 00:52:46,319
that you can you know fly off well i saw

1532
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:47,599
i mean i remember

1533
00:52:51,430 --> 00:52:49,760
well they had you talking about all the

1534
00:52:53,190 --> 00:52:51,440
time would be the a5 right the whale

1535
00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:53,200
well the whale was yeah it was the a3

1536
00:52:57,829 --> 00:52:55,520
and then that was originally designed

1537
00:52:59,349 --> 00:52:57,839
is a long range

1538
00:53:01,270 --> 00:52:59,359
platform for that type of attack the

1539
00:53:03,270 --> 00:53:01,280
vigilante was a uh

1540
00:53:04,710 --> 00:53:03,280
an r5 and that that was a reconnaissance

1541
00:53:07,670 --> 00:53:04,720
bird but they were that was designed

1542
00:53:09,910 --> 00:53:07,680
originally to possibly be a bummer

1543
00:53:12,470 --> 00:53:09,920
but they've had c-130s on uh aircraft

1544
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:12,480
carriers slightly did it once and it

1545
00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:14,000
worked somehow yeah he was pretty

1546
00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:15,680
impressive pilot by the way but but the

1547
00:53:18,230 --> 00:53:17,200
funny thing about the navy is when

1548
00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:18,240
you're talking about the kind of

1549
00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:20,480
airplanes that they fly everything has

1550
00:53:25,030 --> 00:53:22,720
to be compartmentalized you know

1551
00:53:26,790 --> 00:53:25,040
everything every little bit of space has

1552
00:53:28,630 --> 00:53:26,800
to be used you know that's why a lot of

1553
00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:28,640
the wings on airplanes on maybe

1554
00:53:32,230 --> 00:53:30,800
airplanes fold up right correct and you

1555
00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:32,240
know because you have this storage and

1556
00:53:36,309 --> 00:53:33,920
that kind of stuff so you know if you're

1557
00:53:37,990 --> 00:53:36,319
going to put a big plane on a carrier it

1558
00:53:39,510 --> 00:53:38,000
it's it's going to be a small big plane

1559
00:53:40,870 --> 00:53:39,520
let's say well the vigilante was a

1560
00:53:42,309 --> 00:53:40,880
pretty big airplane if you ever watch

1561
00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:42,319
the films of those guys coming aboard

1562
00:53:45,670 --> 00:53:43,760
the ship and the same with the a3 as the

1563
00:53:47,430 --> 00:53:45,680
commander was mentioning that the whale

1564
00:53:49,109 --> 00:53:47,440
i mean that was one heck of an airplane

1565
00:53:51,030 --> 00:53:49,119
in the landing pattern and those guys

1566
00:53:52,950 --> 00:53:51,040
really stretched the limits on uh on

1567
00:53:54,309 --> 00:53:52,960
there when you got good you had a job

1568
00:53:55,990 --> 00:53:54,319
for as long as you wanted to be in the

1569
00:53:57,990 --> 00:53:56,000
navy flying those planes they kept

1570
00:53:59,589 --> 00:53:58,000
people on that did nothing but fly those

1571
00:54:01,349 --> 00:53:59,599
airplanes because they could

1572
00:54:02,870 --> 00:54:01,359
mitch did you ever see anything any uh

1573
00:54:05,670 --> 00:54:02,880
did you ever hear any reports of you

1574
00:54:08,150 --> 00:54:05,680
know ufos flying over your carrier no no

1575
00:54:10,710 --> 00:54:08,160
i never had that experience um

1576
00:54:12,309 --> 00:54:10,720
nothing like it um could you tell us if

1577
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:12,319
you did you know what i don't know if i

1578
00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:13,760
would tell you if i did

1579
00:54:17,910 --> 00:54:15,920
did people say anything to do i mean

1580
00:54:20,470 --> 00:54:17,920
that's the myth is that you know the

1581
00:54:22,150 --> 00:54:20,480
brass says to all military pilots us

1582
00:54:24,630 --> 00:54:22,160
military plants if you see something do

1583
00:54:26,549 --> 00:54:24,640
not tell anyone about it or don't talk

1584
00:54:29,190 --> 00:54:26,559
about it it was unspoken i mean i think

1585
00:54:31,190 --> 00:54:29,200
it was pretty much unspoken so you know

1586
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:31,200
from my my perspective is is that if you

1587
00:54:34,950 --> 00:54:33,280
had if you saw anything that was out of

1588
00:54:36,549 --> 00:54:34,960
the norm you would report it to your

1589
00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:36,559
intelligence officer in the squadron and

1590
00:54:39,430 --> 00:54:37,760
then go from there right were there

1591
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:39,440
avenues for people like that there might

1592
00:54:42,470 --> 00:54:41,200
have been were they you know i could

1593
00:54:44,069 --> 00:54:42,480
have served with a guy who did see

1594
00:54:45,589 --> 00:54:44,079
something and he came back reported it

1595
00:54:47,829 --> 00:54:45,599
and they told him not to say anything so

1596
00:54:49,589 --> 00:54:47,839
i never right i never did in my personal

1597
00:54:51,109 --> 00:54:49,599
experience right now if you had seen

1598
00:54:53,829 --> 00:54:51,119
something would you have said anything

1599
00:54:54,870 --> 00:54:53,839
to i mean just a general conversation or

1600
00:54:56,309 --> 00:54:54,880
i think i would i think i would have

1601
00:54:58,470 --> 00:54:56,319
said something if i saw something that i

1602
00:54:59,829 --> 00:54:58,480
thought was completely out of normal

1603
00:55:02,069 --> 00:54:59,839
parameters i think it would have been my

1604
00:55:03,910 --> 00:55:02,079
duty to report it and uh but i've never

1605
00:55:05,910 --> 00:55:03,920
heard i never heard anybody taking any

1606
00:55:08,069 --> 00:55:05,920
abuse for what they saw i mean we saw a

1607
00:55:09,510 --> 00:55:08,079
lot of weird meteorological things that

1608
00:55:11,270 --> 00:55:09,520
happened where you kind of go wow did

1609
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:11,280
you see that yeah that was are you

1610
00:55:14,150 --> 00:55:12,319
talking about port are you talking about

1611
00:55:17,670 --> 00:55:14,160
portals port calls

1612
00:55:21,990 --> 00:55:20,230
the wine is pretty good over a nation

1613
00:55:24,870 --> 00:55:22,000
because ghosts talked about on navy

1614
00:55:26,150 --> 00:55:24,880
ships military ships is not uncommon i

1615
00:55:28,309 --> 00:55:26,160
mean i've been on a number of ships

1616
00:55:30,150 --> 00:55:28,319
where they talk about the ghostly it

1617
00:55:32,790 --> 00:55:30,160
happens absolutely

1618
00:55:34,309 --> 00:55:32,800
the uss hornet is one of them i think

1619
00:55:36,870 --> 00:55:34,319
lexington

1620
00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:36,880
yeah the uss constitution is listed as

1621
00:55:41,430 --> 00:55:39,520
one that has uh folks right i was on the

1622
00:55:42,710 --> 00:55:41,440
lexington and uh and that was an old

1623
00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:42,720
world war ii ship that they had

1624
00:55:47,190 --> 00:55:44,640
converted to an angle deck and uh i

1625
00:55:48,710 --> 00:55:47,200
spent many a night on the lex i usually

1626
00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:48,720
feel a little too tired to really i

1627
00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:49,920
probably wouldn't even notice that there

1628
00:55:53,990 --> 00:55:51,760
was a ghost next to me

1629
00:55:54,870 --> 00:55:54,000
kind of an arrogant pilot thing like

1630
00:55:57,109 --> 00:55:54,880
are you watching

1631
00:55:59,349 --> 00:55:57,119
what are you doing in these quarters

1632
00:56:00,789 --> 00:55:59,359
say hey ghost what's for mid rats yeah

1633
00:56:02,390 --> 00:56:00,799
exactly

1634
00:56:04,710 --> 00:56:02,400
yeah well the night rations even though

1635
00:56:05,829 --> 00:56:04,720
you know that well you know um

1636
00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:05,839
um

1637
00:56:11,030 --> 00:56:09,680
the idea of this of the fdr it i mean

1638
00:56:12,549 --> 00:56:11,040
the switch just kind of scratched the

1639
00:56:15,109 --> 00:56:12,559
surface there was like some kind of

1640
00:56:19,349 --> 00:56:15,119
ceiling down at that in brazil

1641
00:56:20,150 --> 00:56:19,359
um guantanamo bay get mom the med guam

1642
00:56:21,990 --> 00:56:20,160
and

1643
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:22,000
where a lot of people just thought well

1644
00:56:24,950 --> 00:56:23,760
these are ufos but it always kind of

1645
00:56:26,630 --> 00:56:24,960
goes back to the fact that it's the

1646
00:56:28,230 --> 00:56:26,640
first warship ever to carry nuclear

1647
00:56:30,390 --> 00:56:28,240
weapons well are they curious about

1648
00:56:31,910 --> 00:56:30,400
nuclear technology or something right

1649
00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:31,920
about we're going to use it on them and

1650
00:56:36,069 --> 00:56:34,000
they hover over icbm bases and stuff

1651
00:56:37,030 --> 00:56:36,079
like that and you know where they make

1652
00:56:38,950 --> 00:56:37,040
uh

1653
00:56:41,109 --> 00:56:38,960
process the fuel for

1654
00:56:42,390 --> 00:56:41,119
uh atomic bombs or you know nuclear

1655
00:56:43,510 --> 00:56:42,400
weapons

1656
00:56:45,030 --> 00:56:43,520
people kind of see these things on a

1657
00:56:47,030 --> 00:56:45,040
regular basis so

1658
00:56:48,630 --> 00:56:47,040
you know uh who knows switch what else

1659
00:56:50,630 --> 00:56:48,640
you got there first buddy well there's

1660
00:56:52,230 --> 00:56:50,640
another aspect of this uh years ago when

1661
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:52,240
i was working in a little hole in the

1662
00:56:55,589 --> 00:56:53,920
wall factory i was talking to a guy that

1663
00:56:57,430 --> 00:56:55,599
has said he was stationed on an aircraft

1664
00:56:59,430 --> 00:56:57,440
carrier and they were standing on the

1665
00:57:02,950 --> 00:56:59,440
deck one time and this

1666
00:57:04,549 --> 00:57:02,960
very large uh uh disc shaped object came

1667
00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:04,559
up out of the ocean

1668
00:57:07,829 --> 00:57:06,000
and kind of hovered for a minute and

1669
00:57:09,829 --> 00:57:07,839
then just took off

1670
00:57:11,910 --> 00:57:09,839
and anybody that had you know so i guess

1671
00:57:13,510 --> 00:57:11,920
a few people took pictures of them and

1672
00:57:14,950 --> 00:57:13,520
they they made sure they confiscated

1673
00:57:17,430 --> 00:57:14,960
that and they told the guys not to talk

1674
00:57:18,549 --> 00:57:17,440
about it but you know this this is ivan

1675
00:57:20,630 --> 00:57:18,559
sanderson

1676
00:57:22,870 --> 00:57:20,640
uh in his book uninvited visitors and

1677
00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:22,880
invisible residents talks about a lot of

1678
00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:25,760
this stuff there's quite a lot of uh

1679
00:57:29,430 --> 00:57:28,000
sightings of craft going in and out of

1680
00:57:31,190 --> 00:57:29,440
the water

1681
00:57:32,630 --> 00:57:31,200
and and sanderson was just you know he

1682
00:57:34,710 --> 00:57:32,640
for kind of a literary device he

1683
00:57:36,950 --> 00:57:34,720
hypothesized that well maybe we're

1684
00:57:39,510 --> 00:57:36,960
dealing with a civilization a hidden

1685
00:57:40,549 --> 00:57:39,520
civilization on earth well let's assume

1686
00:57:41,910 --> 00:57:40,559
that's true

1687
00:57:44,789 --> 00:57:41,920
they're really going to be concerned

1688
00:57:46,470 --> 00:57:44,799
about nukes if not just et's but if this

1689
00:57:48,870 --> 00:57:46,480
is their planet too they're going to be

1690
00:57:51,030 --> 00:57:48,880
really concerned about uh ships carrying

1691
00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:51,040
using nukes and so forth right a lot of

1692
00:57:55,109 --> 00:57:52,880
people report ufos coming out of the

1693
00:57:58,150 --> 00:57:55,119
water yeah especially down in bahamas

1694
00:58:00,710 --> 00:57:58,160
and that part of the world wherever um

1695
00:58:02,230 --> 00:58:00,720
what tech is it's kind of the navy's uh

1696
00:58:04,549 --> 00:58:02,240
area 51

1697
00:58:07,349 --> 00:58:04,559
uh puerto rico too yeah yeah and that in

1698
00:58:08,390 --> 00:58:07,359
the literally in the bermuda triangle

1699
00:58:10,549 --> 00:58:08,400
but um

1700
00:58:13,510 --> 00:58:10,559
yeah and and people would say well at

1701
00:58:15,190 --> 00:58:13,520
autec which is once again navy's

1702
00:58:16,549 --> 00:58:15,200
area 51 they have

1703
00:58:19,030 --> 00:58:16,559
billions of dollars of listening

1704
00:58:20,950 --> 00:58:19,040
equipment for submarines and also air

1705
00:58:22,870 --> 00:58:20,960
defense equipment and

1706
00:58:24,230 --> 00:58:22,880
they it's built so sensitive that they

1707
00:58:26,069 --> 00:58:24,240
can hear

1708
00:58:28,390 --> 00:58:26,079
uh russian beer bombers coming over the

1709
00:58:29,430 --> 00:58:28,400
top of norway and they're down in the

1710
00:58:32,549 --> 00:58:29,440
bahamas

1711
00:58:33,990 --> 00:58:32,559
you know but they the navy continually

1712
00:58:37,270 --> 00:58:34,000
you know denies that there's any kind of

1713
00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:37,280
ufo activity especially uso activity

1714
00:58:41,109 --> 00:58:38,960
submerged objects so you have to say

1715
00:58:42,549 --> 00:58:41,119
well either this stuff doesn't work

1716
00:58:44,309 --> 00:58:42,559
or they're lying about it because so

1717
00:58:45,109 --> 00:58:44,319
many people have seen had settings down

1718
00:58:46,309 --> 00:58:45,119
there

1719
00:58:48,069 --> 00:58:46,319
um

1720
00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:48,079
commander cobra have you ever seen when

1721
00:58:51,510 --> 00:58:50,079
you're on any ship or an aircraft

1722
00:58:54,870 --> 00:58:51,520
carrier never seen anything weird that

1723
00:58:56,950 --> 00:58:54,880
everyone no one knew what it was

1724
00:58:59,750 --> 00:58:56,960
i'm sort of like uh our guest tonight

1725
00:59:02,150 --> 00:58:59,760
mitch you know very strange

1726
00:59:04,710 --> 00:59:02,160
meteorological events that things like

1727
00:59:07,349 --> 00:59:04,720
that i did experience some of the

1728
00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:07,359
uncomfortable in certain spaces on boats

1729
00:59:11,910 --> 00:59:09,599
that were reported to have had either

1730
00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:11,920
crewmen die uh

1731
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:14,160
that kind of stuff that has come up a

1732
00:59:17,670 --> 00:59:15,440
number of times

1733
00:59:18,630 --> 00:59:17,680
uh on different ships that i was on

1734
00:59:20,630 --> 00:59:18,640
right

1735
00:59:22,630 --> 00:59:20,640
but nothing i you know everything i ever

1736
00:59:24,230 --> 00:59:22,640
saw when i did enough poking around i

1737
00:59:26,150 --> 00:59:24,240
found out it was in a folder i wasn't

1738
00:59:28,470 --> 00:59:26,160
supposed to be seeing

1739
00:59:31,109 --> 00:59:28,480
or something i wasn't supposed to do

1740
00:59:32,950 --> 00:59:31,119
and a lot of it you know

1741
00:59:34,870 --> 00:59:32,960
deals with other agencies that only use

1742
00:59:36,950 --> 00:59:34,880
three letters in their alphabet

1743
00:59:39,510 --> 00:59:36,960
and they're involved in all kinds of

1744
00:59:41,670 --> 00:59:39,520
stuff and they need to use navy ships uh

1745
00:59:44,390 --> 00:59:41,680
they need to use bases

1746
00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:44,400
and you know it's probably hard to not

1747
00:59:47,510 --> 00:59:46,160
draw you know pretty quick lines what's

1748
00:59:48,950 --> 00:59:47,520
going on i think some of the most

1749
00:59:50,309 --> 00:59:48,960
interesting people are the people that

1750
00:59:51,910 --> 00:59:50,319
can't tell you what they've refueled we

1751
00:59:54,069 --> 00:59:51,920
were talking about refueling earlier

1752
00:59:56,069 --> 00:59:54,079
tanker guys boom operators right had

1753
00:59:57,910 --> 00:59:56,079
some of the highest security clearances

1754
00:59:59,430 --> 00:59:57,920
right uh and were debriefed all the time

1755
01:00:01,030 --> 00:59:59,440
because they were refueling airplanes

1756
01:00:02,710 --> 01:00:01,040
that everyone was swearing the hell

1757
01:00:04,230 --> 01:00:02,720
didn't exist yeah right yeah never think

1758
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:04,240
about that but yeah

1759
01:00:08,630 --> 01:00:06,480
mitch when you were um you know the the

1760
01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:08,640
plane that you flew was as we were

1761
01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:10,720
saying before it was like a mini a wax

1762
01:00:13,030 --> 01:00:11,760
correct

1763
01:00:15,109 --> 01:00:13,040
and that's like something that has so

1764
01:00:17,109 --> 01:00:15,119
many you know so many sensing equipment

1765
01:00:18,230 --> 01:00:17,119
on it that it can see far out for you

1766
01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:18,240
know you're using that maybe they could

1767
01:00:23,190 --> 01:00:19,760
see everything here everything

1768
01:00:24,630 --> 01:00:23,200
everything yeah um you know so

1769
01:00:26,470 --> 01:00:24,640
in the course of what you guys were

1770
01:00:28,230 --> 01:00:26,480
doing did you ever you know like well

1771
01:00:29,990 --> 01:00:28,240
any secret missions or anything well

1772
01:00:31,510 --> 01:00:30,000
this this is a great story because and i

1773
01:00:34,390 --> 01:00:31,520
can say it now because the cat's out of

1774
01:00:36,390 --> 01:00:34,400
the bag years later but um i was down we

1775
01:00:38,549 --> 01:00:36,400
were out in fallon nevada and an e2

1776
01:00:40,309 --> 01:00:38,559
where the airwing goes to work up out

1777
01:00:42,390 --> 01:00:40,319
there and uh we

1778
01:00:44,950 --> 01:00:42,400
asked about pigs in space at the end of

1779
01:00:47,589 --> 01:00:44,960
this story it's very important pigs in

1780
01:00:50,309 --> 01:00:47,599
space get his explanation of that okay

1781
01:00:52,710 --> 01:00:50,319
but um so we got close to

1782
01:00:54,470 --> 01:00:52,720
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1783
01:00:56,710 --> 01:00:54,480
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1784
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1785
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1786
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1787
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1792
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1795
01:01:23,109 --> 01:01:21,119
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1796
01:01:24,950 --> 01:01:23,119
tonopah which was where the air force

1797
01:01:26,470 --> 01:01:24,960
works a lot of their stuff and i had a

1798
01:01:28,549 --> 01:01:26,480
couple airplanes off the nose of the

1799
01:01:29,910 --> 01:01:28,559
airplane and i'm looking at it and um i

1800
01:01:31,349 --> 01:01:29,920
asked the guys i'm back i'm like what do

1801
01:01:33,270 --> 01:01:31,359
we got for traffic out there what are

1802
01:01:34,549 --> 01:01:33,280
they and they said we don't see anything

1803
01:01:36,069 --> 01:01:34,559
and i said well they're right there i

1804
01:01:38,390 --> 01:01:36,079
can see them they're camping more than

1805
01:01:39,589 --> 01:01:38,400
five or six miles away and uh they were

1806
01:01:41,510 --> 01:01:39,599
like nope we don't see anything well

1807
01:01:43,589 --> 01:01:41,520
turns out it was the uh

1808
01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:43,599
back in those days it was the 117th

1809
01:01:47,349 --> 01:01:45,760
117th stealth fighter yeah right yeah

1810
01:01:48,870 --> 01:01:47,359
and nobody knew about him at the time

1811
01:01:51,190 --> 01:01:48,880
and i remember as soon as i landed i had

1812
01:01:53,190 --> 01:01:51,200
a couple guys in black suits waiting to

1813
01:01:54,549 --> 01:01:53,200
debrief me oh really yeah yeah yeah does

1814
01:01:57,109 --> 01:01:54,559
that mean beat the hell out of you yeah

1815
01:01:59,910 --> 01:01:57,119
well we're torching a little bit okay

1816
01:02:01,990 --> 01:01:59,920
um went down the golden nugget

1817
01:02:03,670 --> 01:02:02,000
is an interesting place it really is

1818
01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:03,680
right there's like 2 000 people there

1819
01:02:08,470 --> 01:02:06,000
maybe 3 000 people it's it's halfway

1820
01:02:10,549 --> 01:02:08,480
between reno and in las vegas it's

1821
01:02:12,710 --> 01:02:10,559
almost like the halfway point a lot of

1822
01:02:14,470 --> 01:02:12,720
people make the drive and they stay at

1823
01:02:16,390 --> 01:02:14,480
this there's a place called the clown

1824
01:02:17,829 --> 01:02:16,400
motel there it's famous it's you know

1825
01:02:19,829 --> 01:02:17,839
that's supposedly like the haunted one

1826
01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:19,839
right yeah right yes yes it is there's a

1827
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:21,760
few murders in there but anyway they

1828
01:02:26,069 --> 01:02:23,760
were flying the uh stealth fighter out

1829
01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:26,079
of there for almost 10 years yeah lots

1830
01:02:28,950 --> 01:02:27,520
of people knew about it and no one said

1831
01:02:30,549 --> 01:02:28,960
a word about it which was very

1832
01:02:32,390 --> 01:02:30,559
interesting it's amazing how's everybody

1833
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:32,400
keep that secret well you know there was

1834
01:02:36,309 --> 01:02:33,760
rumors that they had something there but

1835
01:02:37,910 --> 01:02:36,319
they did they i mean they they didn't uh

1836
01:02:39,829 --> 01:02:37,920
you know really they also were very good

1837
01:02:42,630 --> 01:02:39,839
at the deception on that disinformation

1838
01:02:44,710 --> 01:02:42,640
program they had all black a7s that they

1839
01:02:46,150 --> 01:02:44,720
would fly in front and behind it so that

1840
01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:46,160
if you looked up like the second or

1841
01:02:51,190 --> 01:02:47,760
third one so we go it's just a friggin

1842
01:02:55,349 --> 01:02:53,109
yeah at different bases and say yeah

1843
01:02:57,349 --> 01:02:55,359
they're just running special gear tests

1844
01:02:58,710 --> 01:02:57,359
yeah uh it was amazing programming and

1845
01:03:00,870 --> 01:02:58,720
the right satellites would go over and

1846
01:03:08,710 --> 01:03:00,880
they they would say what would you see

1847
01:03:12,150 --> 01:03:09,990
he just called your favorite airplane to

1848
01:03:13,589 --> 01:03:12,160
piece of johnson

1849
01:03:14,390 --> 01:03:13,599
we used to call them fruit flies in the

1850
01:03:16,789 --> 01:03:14,400
navy

1851
01:03:19,190 --> 01:03:16,799
a7s they were slowing deadly a7 you have

1852
01:03:21,190 --> 01:03:19,200
to sit in the in catapult for 15 minutes

1853
01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:21,200
run the engine because the a model was

1854
01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:22,960
always losing its engine on takeoff yeah

1855
01:03:26,870 --> 01:03:24,880
that was a map that's why they advanced

1856
01:03:28,470 --> 01:03:26,880
to the b model as soon as possible is

1857
01:03:33,349 --> 01:03:28,480
possible yeah

1858
01:03:35,430 --> 01:03:33,359
wow okay um so uh switzerino

1859
01:03:38,630 --> 01:03:35,440
um do you have any more haunted aircraft

1860
01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:38,640
cameras well there was a uh uh we did a

1861
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:41,760
report uh last year on the uss essex yes

1862
01:03:45,589 --> 01:03:43,760
which played a major role in world war

1863
01:03:48,150 --> 01:03:45,599
ii and they uh

1864
01:03:50,710 --> 01:03:48,160
that that report concentrated on

1865
01:03:52,710 --> 01:03:50,720
on more of a uh it seemed like it had a

1866
01:03:54,950 --> 01:03:52,720
almost like a guardian angel because man

1867
01:03:56,630 --> 01:03:54,960
they were shot at with torpedoes and

1868
01:03:58,870 --> 01:03:56,640
barely misdestruction

1869
01:04:02,150 --> 01:03:58,880
a million times but they also this is

1870
01:04:04,150 --> 01:04:02,160
about uh this was an anonymous letter a

1871
01:04:06,150 --> 01:04:04,160
guy wrote into fate magazine documenting

1872
01:04:08,069 --> 01:04:06,160
some of this stuff okay and so this is i

1873
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:08,079
don't have the exact date is the problem

1874
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:09,760
but this is almost about the same time

1875
01:04:15,029 --> 01:04:11,760
that the fdr was experiencing all this

1876
01:04:18,630 --> 01:04:15,039
ufo activity and they this guy said that

1877
01:04:21,109 --> 01:04:18,640
they saw a ufo it's a classic ufo about

1878
01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:21,119
uh 30 40 feet long it came in at a

1879
01:04:25,910 --> 01:04:23,760
tremendous speed it came down kind of at

1880
01:04:27,670 --> 01:04:25,920
a 90 degree angle and then came up very

1881
01:04:29,270 --> 01:04:27,680
close to the ship it was only about 20

1882
01:04:31,670 --> 01:04:29,280
feet off the water

1883
01:04:33,510 --> 01:04:31,680
and so they started firing at this yeah

1884
01:04:35,829 --> 01:04:33,520
it's just mine yeah good good good idea

1885
01:04:38,309 --> 01:04:35,839
right and but to no effect

1886
01:04:40,549 --> 01:04:38,319
and then uh after a while it just it

1887
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:40,559
kind of actually it made a a couple

1888
01:04:44,870 --> 01:04:42,640
loops around the aircraft carrier and

1889
01:04:46,710 --> 01:04:44,880
then took off at a high rate of speed

1890
01:04:48,309 --> 01:04:46,720
so this is about the same time as the

1891
01:04:50,150 --> 01:04:48,319
fdi something like that now a lot of

1892
01:04:51,430 --> 01:04:50,160
people saw that a lot of people you know

1893
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:51,440
crewmen on the

1894
01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:53,200
essex saw that and you know who knows

1895
01:04:57,029 --> 01:04:55,280
how many people what are they seeing you

1896
01:04:58,630 --> 01:04:57,039
know what i mean i mean what if what are

1897
01:05:00,630 --> 01:04:58,640
they seeing they can't be

1898
01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:00,640
they can't be uh mixing it up with some

1899
01:05:04,710 --> 01:05:03,680
kind of aircraft we have

1900
01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:04,720
right

1901
01:05:08,630 --> 01:05:06,480
i'm looking at you mitch for some reason

1902
01:05:10,549 --> 01:05:08,640
well you know i mean yeah i've never

1903
01:05:11,349 --> 01:05:10,559
seen anything like it so i can't i can't

1904
01:05:15,029 --> 01:05:11,359
say

1905
01:05:16,789 --> 01:05:15,039
but uh you know i who's to deny or to

1906
01:05:18,390 --> 01:05:16,799
say one way or the other unless you

1907
01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:18,400
experience it and if uh if the

1908
01:05:21,349 --> 01:05:20,160
government's policy is to keep it quiet

1909
01:05:23,190 --> 01:05:21,359
then they're keeping it they're doing a

1910
01:05:25,510 --> 01:05:23,200
good job and uh

1911
01:05:27,109 --> 01:05:25,520
and like i said i've never had the

1912
01:05:28,710 --> 01:05:27,119
personal experience do you think they

1913
01:05:30,309 --> 01:05:28,720
know more about ufos and they're letting

1914
01:05:32,069 --> 01:05:30,319
on that do you think the us military

1915
01:05:34,390 --> 01:05:32,079
knows i'll ask you two questions do you

1916
01:05:37,670 --> 01:05:34,400
think the ufo the military knows what

1917
01:05:39,990 --> 01:05:37,680
ufos are well if if you go on on the

1918
01:05:42,150 --> 01:05:40,000
caveat that they you know that this this

1919
01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:42,160
is a real real situation then yeah i do

1920
01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:43,760
believe they do how can they not i mean

1921
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:45,119
if you talk about all these these

1922
01:05:49,430 --> 01:05:47,119
stories and stuff like that then clearly

1923
01:05:50,950 --> 01:05:49,440
they they probably have as much working

1924
01:05:52,309 --> 01:05:50,960
knowledge as possible on it because that

1925
01:05:54,950 --> 01:05:52,319
would be a direct

1926
01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:54,960
direct part of their uh their job right

1927
01:05:58,549 --> 01:05:56,400
to do it i mean there's a difference to

1928
01:05:59,829 --> 01:05:58,559
say um it's different to say do they

1929
01:06:01,349 --> 01:05:59,839
know what they are

1930
01:06:03,349 --> 01:06:01,359
as opposed to

1931
01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:03,359
do they have evidence they exist you

1932
01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:04,720
know they might have i think they have a

1933
01:06:07,829 --> 01:06:06,640
lot of evidence that they exist you know

1934
01:06:09,190 --> 01:06:07,839
film and

1935
01:06:11,029 --> 01:06:09,200
you know things like that i think they

1936
01:06:12,710 --> 01:06:11,039
have much more than they would tell us

1937
01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:12,720
but i'm not so sure they know what these

1938
01:06:16,069 --> 01:06:13,760
things are

1939
01:06:18,630 --> 01:06:16,079
well i i would think that if if they did

1940
01:06:20,789 --> 01:06:18,640
or if it was widespread then i would

1941
01:06:22,069 --> 01:06:20,799
think in my background as an officer and

1942
01:06:23,829 --> 01:06:22,079
as a pilot that i would have been

1943
01:06:25,270 --> 01:06:23,839
briefed on it you know so wouldn't it

1944
01:06:27,190 --> 01:06:25,280
why wouldn't they brief me on it right

1945
01:06:28,789 --> 01:06:27,200
now maybe this they're they're so far

1946
01:06:30,470 --> 01:06:28,799
apart and so

1947
01:06:32,390 --> 01:06:30,480
quick in the uh

1948
01:06:34,710 --> 01:06:32,400
in in the interaction that they they

1949
01:06:35,829 --> 01:06:34,720
don't feel the need to right to brief us

1950
01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:35,839
and have us ready and maybe they're

1951
01:06:38,789 --> 01:06:37,440
waiting to see maybe they don't know

1952
01:06:41,589 --> 01:06:38,799
right you know

1953
01:06:42,789 --> 01:06:41,599
um hey switcherino thanks for joining us

1954
01:06:45,109 --> 01:06:42,799
tonight

1955
01:06:48,230 --> 01:06:45,119
it was my pleasure i'm going to uh also

1956
01:06:51,190 --> 01:06:48,240
not only tease your speech on

1957
01:06:53,829 --> 01:06:51,200
the third sunday in september down there

1958
01:06:56,710 --> 01:06:53,839
in point pleasant west virginia

1959
01:06:58,549 --> 01:06:56,720
uh the big mothman festival but

1960
01:07:00,470 --> 01:06:58,559
one one you'll be excited to hear this

1961
01:07:01,589 --> 01:07:00,480
that tuesday we are running the best of

1962
01:07:08,230 --> 01:07:01,599
switch

1963
01:07:10,309 --> 01:07:08,240
get enough of me at the festival they've

1964
01:07:11,910 --> 01:07:10,319
got another uh another dose

1965
01:07:14,150 --> 01:07:11,920
on the radio another dose interesting

1966
01:07:15,910 --> 01:07:14,160
way to put it but yes yes another dose

1967
01:07:18,870 --> 01:07:15,920
of sweet see that fan number getting

1968
01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:18,880
higher that's right

1969
01:07:22,549 --> 01:07:20,480
this guy knew everything about switch

1970
01:07:24,470 --> 01:07:22,559
and and i got a little afraid for switch

1971
01:07:27,430 --> 01:07:24,480
until they saw that he um

1972
01:07:29,670 --> 01:07:27,440
he spelled the word honor with a u so he

1973
01:07:31,829 --> 01:07:29,680
must be over in the you know over in

1974
01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:31,839
india right or something if you say

1975
01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:34,799
india yeah okay or it could be india

1976
01:07:38,150 --> 01:07:36,480
one of those colonies but anyway it's

1977
01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:38,160
growing it's growing the fan mail has

1978
01:07:41,430 --> 01:07:39,280
rolled in

1979
01:07:43,349 --> 01:07:41,440
switzerland so excellent that's i really

1980
01:07:45,109 --> 01:07:43,359
appreciate that and uh did you want to

1981
01:07:47,589 --> 01:07:45,119
promote what we were talking about

1982
01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:47,599
during the next tuesday i am going to be

1983
01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:49,760
going to the michigan paracon oh that's

1984
01:07:54,390 --> 01:07:51,760
the upper peninsula yes right yes right

1985
01:07:56,470 --> 01:07:54,400
and uh with a this isn't so much uh

1986
01:07:58,390 --> 01:07:56,480
mothman oriented obviously but it's a

1987
01:08:01,190 --> 01:07:58,400
you know quite a uh

1988
01:08:02,950 --> 01:08:01,200
a uh a potpourri of the paranormal i

1989
01:08:05,029 --> 01:08:02,960
guess you could say okay all right

1990
01:08:07,829 --> 01:08:05,039
potpourri i think i know what that means

1991
01:08:09,270 --> 01:08:07,839
uh i mean everybody from uh bobo from uh

1992
01:08:12,549 --> 01:08:09,280
you know finding bigfoot is supposed to

1993
01:08:14,309 --> 01:08:12,559
be there uh rosemary ellen guyley a very

1994
01:08:17,110 --> 01:08:14,319
uh very well known in the paranormal

1995
01:08:18,789 --> 01:08:17,120
field john zappos okay demonologist

1996
01:08:20,550 --> 01:08:18,799
et cetera et cetera wow boba was

1997
01:08:22,309 --> 01:08:20,560
available one-on-one to go to the young

1998
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:22,319
conference right it's interesting

1999
01:08:26,229 --> 01:08:24,319
um and um isn't our friend emily going

2000
01:08:27,590 --> 01:08:26,239
to be joining us at some point yes i i

2001
01:08:28,709 --> 01:08:27,600
got a hold of her and she said she would

2002
01:08:31,829 --> 01:08:28,719
be uh

2003
01:08:33,910 --> 01:08:31,839
very happy to uh to join in okay and uh

2004
01:08:35,749 --> 01:08:33,920
with the report on the following tuesday

2005
01:08:37,990 --> 01:08:35,759
okay i'm not gonna say what i'm thinking

2006
01:08:39,910 --> 01:08:38,000
but i will do this

2007
01:08:42,309 --> 01:08:39,920
emily's going to join in one-on-one she

2008
01:08:44,309 --> 01:08:42,319
said i can't wait uh really beautiful

2009
01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:44,319
blonde cincinnati who is also a

2010
01:08:48,789 --> 01:08:46,480
paranormal uh investigator

2011
01:08:50,789 --> 01:08:48,799
i see a tv show there somewhere

2012
01:08:53,510 --> 01:08:50,799
uh so switch uh get right back to

2013
01:08:55,430 --> 01:08:53,520
writing now okay oh yeah absolutely and

2014
01:08:57,430 --> 01:08:55,440
uh once again you need jokes you just

2015
01:08:59,749 --> 01:08:57,440
call 1-800 jokes

2016
01:09:01,430 --> 01:08:59,759
and mitch stinson will uh i will i will

2017
01:09:03,110 --> 01:09:01,440
answer those okay the first four drugs

2018
01:09:05,590 --> 01:09:03,120
are free only for you though

2019
01:09:07,110 --> 01:09:05,600
the first four drugs are free okay

2020
01:09:09,349 --> 01:09:07,120
well i might only need four if i can use

2021
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:09,359
them sparingly

2022
01:09:12,550 --> 01:09:11,199
you know you're like sorry man i have i

2023
01:09:14,950 --> 01:09:12,560
already have a feeling this speech is

2024
01:09:18,390 --> 01:09:14,960
going to be very successful you know

2025
01:09:21,829 --> 01:09:20,229
thank you for joining us and we'll talk

2026
01:09:26,950 --> 01:09:21,839
to you real soon

2027
01:09:31,030 --> 01:09:28,789
switch arena don't be nervous when

2028
01:09:33,030 --> 01:09:31,040
you're giving the speech okay

2029
01:09:35,349 --> 01:09:33,040
i won't be nervous i you know listen

2030
01:09:37,349 --> 01:09:35,359
i've got all this practice here right uh

2031
01:09:39,030 --> 01:09:37,359
why should i be nervous do what i did

2032
01:09:40,470 --> 01:09:39,040
for jack daniels before 11 in the

2033
01:09:42,229 --> 01:09:40,480
morning

2034
01:09:44,709 --> 01:09:42,239
it went swimmingly well

2035
01:09:46,870 --> 01:09:44,719
anyway thanks a lot for joining us

2036
01:09:48,950 --> 01:09:46,880
and uh why don't we take a commercial

2037
01:09:50,309 --> 01:09:48,960
break right now and uh we'll be right

2038
01:09:51,669 --> 01:09:50,319
back after this you're listening to matt

2039
01:09:53,910 --> 01:09:51,679
money's military excellent show here on

2040
01:09:56,630 --> 01:09:53,920
the distant thunder radio network we'll

2041
01:09:58,470 --> 01:09:56,640
be right back british secret service

2042
01:10:01,189 --> 01:09:58,480
hello money buddy

2043
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:01,199
hello seven how's your mission to steal

2044
01:10:06,229 --> 01:10:03,760
the secret sex formula from dr nono

2045
01:10:08,950 --> 01:10:06,239
going it would be going fine except for

2046
01:10:10,870 --> 01:10:08,960
the two idiots headquarters [\h__\h] with me

2047
01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:10,880
hey knack could definitely crumpets just

2048
01:10:15,430 --> 01:10:12,960
call us idiots yes he did want one he's

2049
01:10:17,189 --> 01:10:15,440
an ungrateful putts i know nice car

2050
01:10:19,189 --> 01:10:17,199
though yeah and you know what now it's

2051
01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:19,199
my turn to drive but if you drive what

2052
01:10:22,229 --> 01:10:20,960
am i going to do i'll drive you shoot

2053
01:10:24,149 --> 01:10:22,239
the machine outside no way you're

2054
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:24,159
driving through now licensed mute i'm

2055
01:10:28,709 --> 01:10:25,760
driving oh

2056
01:10:30,790 --> 01:10:28,719
see what i mean money penny but james we

2057
01:10:33,110 --> 01:10:30,800
have to get the stolen formula from dr

2058
01:10:34,950 --> 01:10:33,120
nono before the big two for one sale i'm

2059
01:10:37,910 --> 01:10:34,960
on it money penny but i've got to rid

2060
01:10:40,550 --> 01:10:37,920
myself of these two marshmallows first

2061
01:10:41,590 --> 01:10:40,560
i still have the red button don't i

2062
01:10:44,470 --> 01:10:41,600
james

2063
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:44,480
not the red button you wouldn't cobra

2064
01:10:49,669 --> 01:10:47,920
save us hello gentlemen and you mr bond

2065
01:10:52,390 --> 01:10:49,679
oh my god

2066
01:10:54,149 --> 01:10:52,400
is that commander cobra

2067
01:10:56,229 --> 01:10:54,159
jumping from a helicopter through the

2068
01:10:59,750 --> 01:10:56,239
shuttle roof of my ashton martin well

2069
01:11:01,669 --> 01:10:59,760
played cobra but what are you doing here

2070
01:11:02,870 --> 01:11:01,679
besides rescuing my two friends james

2071
01:11:05,030 --> 01:11:02,880
i'm here to tell you that you don't have

2072
01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:05,040
to steal the cardillo sex formula from

2073
01:11:09,270 --> 01:11:07,760
dr nono all you have to do is go online

2074
01:11:11,110 --> 01:11:09,280
and order for yourself and you'll have

2075
01:11:12,709 --> 01:11:11,120
plenty of the new energy drink they'll

2076
01:11:15,030 --> 01:11:12,719
give you the extra endurance you need to

2077
01:11:16,870 --> 01:11:15,040
get through your daily workout

2078
01:11:20,229 --> 01:11:16,880
please cobra

2079
01:11:23,110 --> 01:11:20,239
tell us why it's called sex

2080
01:11:25,510 --> 01:11:23,120
well it's called sex scx for strength

2081
01:11:27,430 --> 01:11:25,520
energy accelerator and it's easy to use

2082
01:11:30,070 --> 01:11:27,440
just mix a scoop with water

2083
01:11:31,830 --> 01:11:30,080
shaken not stirred 30 minutes before you

2084
01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:31,840
start your workout you'll find you can

2085
01:11:35,669 --> 01:11:33,760
last longer and feel all around better

2086
01:11:37,430 --> 01:11:35,679
about finishing your regime

2087
01:11:40,550 --> 01:11:37,440
oh my

2088
01:11:43,270 --> 01:11:40,560
gosh and the mix comes in many different

2089
01:11:44,870 --> 01:11:43,280
flavors my favorite is passion fruit

2090
01:11:47,350 --> 01:11:44,880
mine too

2091
01:11:49,350 --> 01:11:47,360
money penny now order me a case of sex

2092
01:11:51,270 --> 01:11:49,360
for the next time i have to fight audrey

2093
01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:51,280
only if you get me an autographed

2094
01:11:55,830 --> 01:11:53,840
picture of cobra first why you little

2095
01:11:58,229 --> 01:11:55,840
troller hey mac look at all these

2096
01:12:02,630 --> 01:11:58,239
buttons i wonder what they do i thought

2097
01:12:07,430 --> 01:12:03,990
jeez i hope he's wearing his rocket

2098
01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:07,440
though guess not that's sex workout

2099
01:12:11,709 --> 01:12:09,040
dietary supplement available only

2100
01:12:14,070 --> 01:12:11,719
through craig dillo usa visit

2101
01:12:16,390 --> 01:12:14,080
predilousa.com for more details about

2102
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:16,400
our two for one sale that's

2103
01:12:20,310 --> 01:12:18,770
c-a-r-d-i-l-l-o-u-s-a

2104
01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:20,320
[Music]

2105
01:12:46,709 --> 01:12:24,550
dot com and get some extra sex today

2106
01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:48,790
hi i'm andrew schwarzenegger hear me now

2107
01:12:56,630 --> 01:12:55,189
hey welcome back to mcmillan's mill

2108
01:12:57,590 --> 01:12:56,640
track style show here on the distant

2109
01:13:00,149 --> 01:12:57,600
thunder

2110
01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:00,159
radio network this is mcalaney we're

2111
01:13:04,390 --> 01:13:01,760
laughing here we've been laughing

2112
01:13:05,510 --> 01:13:04,400
offline as they say i wasn't off my off

2113
01:13:07,110 --> 01:13:05,520
mic

2114
01:13:08,870 --> 01:13:07,120
it's it's incredibly hilarious funny

2115
01:13:10,229 --> 01:13:08,880
stuff uh which uh so we have to be

2116
01:13:13,110 --> 01:13:10,239
really enough our audience will never

2117
01:13:14,630 --> 01:13:13,120
hear so anyway uh in the studio with us

2118
01:13:15,590 --> 01:13:14,640
tonight the very famous one-on-one is

2119
01:13:17,910 --> 01:13:15,600
here hello

2120
01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:17,920
hanging in there yep 20 weeks in a row

2121
01:13:22,070 --> 01:13:19,760
in a row uh

2122
01:13:23,830 --> 01:13:22,080
football stuff should i come come in the

2123
01:13:25,830 --> 01:13:23,840
studio without my pants on

2124
01:13:27,990 --> 01:13:25,840
uh yeah okay right now wait a second

2125
01:13:30,550 --> 01:13:28,000
that's a uh streak we want to keep going

2126
01:13:32,229 --> 01:13:30,560
plenty of my tom brady according but you

2127
01:13:33,830 --> 01:13:32,239
know the undergarments are a bit too

2128
01:13:36,390 --> 01:13:33,840
much that's right

2129
01:13:38,070 --> 01:13:36,400
also with us i mean the cobra coco as

2130
01:13:40,229 --> 01:13:38,080
he's known on the streets

2131
01:13:41,830 --> 01:13:40,239
is here good evening gentlemen one at

2132
01:13:44,790 --> 01:13:41,840
all there he is

2133
01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:44,800
okay and um

2134
01:13:48,390 --> 01:13:46,800
also sitting in with us as they had said

2135
01:13:50,709 --> 01:13:48,400
before you know you have a successful

2136
01:13:52,790 --> 01:13:50,719
show when celebs want to just drop by

2137
01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:52,800
and sit in

2138
01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:55,040
yeah and play their craft right

2139
01:13:59,110 --> 01:13:57,360
actually yeah try out material i think

2140
01:14:01,030 --> 01:13:59,120
i've been listening this is more i'm

2141
01:14:03,110 --> 01:14:01,040
gaining material is what i'm getting

2142
01:14:04,470 --> 01:14:03,120
there that's what you hear is uh

2143
01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:04,480
in other words it's one big joke that's

2144
01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:06,800
all there is to it navy pilot slash

2145
01:14:11,189 --> 01:14:09,360
stand-up comedian it's good to be here

2146
01:14:14,390 --> 01:14:11,199
sitting in with us tonight so is navy

2147
01:14:16,709 --> 01:14:14,400
pilots cooler than air force absolutely

2148
01:14:17,990 --> 01:14:16,719
there's no doubt in my mind uh you gotta

2149
01:14:21,189 --> 01:14:18,000
you're gonna have to go through more

2150
01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:21,199
stuff that's a sure more uh kind of uh

2151
01:14:25,110 --> 01:14:22,719
that rivalry

2152
01:14:26,870 --> 01:14:25,120
goes way back fist fights included any

2153
01:14:28,790 --> 01:14:26,880
fist fights commander we got in a few

2154
01:14:30,229 --> 01:14:28,800
fist fights we spend the night at an air

2155
01:14:31,830 --> 01:14:30,239
force base oh really you know we're

2156
01:14:33,430 --> 01:14:31,840
standing up for response standing in

2157
01:14:34,550 --> 01:14:33,440
front of the air force's uh base

2158
01:14:35,990 --> 01:14:34,560
commanders

2159
01:14:38,229 --> 01:14:36,000
getting yelled at and told and we can

2160
01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:38,239
never fly back into their base again we

2161
01:14:42,870 --> 01:14:39,760
always just changed our call sign and

2162
01:14:44,790 --> 01:14:42,880
we're back the next week okay so the

2163
01:14:45,830 --> 01:14:44,800
navy is always uh the navy had

2164
01:14:47,590 --> 01:14:45,840
everything right

2165
01:14:48,790 --> 01:14:47,600
but but you have to look at you not only

2166
01:14:51,189 --> 01:14:48,800
do you have to fly the jet but you can

2167
01:14:53,350 --> 01:14:51,199
land it on the on your own at night

2168
01:14:54,630 --> 01:14:53,360
right now that jazz you know so of

2169
01:14:56,790 --> 01:14:54,640
course guys don't have to do that no

2170
01:14:58,870 --> 01:14:56,800
they don't they just fly into some

2171
01:15:00,070 --> 01:14:58,880
base somewhere right just just like

2172
01:15:02,950 --> 01:15:00,080
they'll be running the rest of the night

2173
01:15:04,550 --> 01:15:02,960
and drive home panties yeah anyway yeah

2174
01:15:06,310 --> 01:15:04,560
a lot smarter at the recruiters though

2175
01:15:08,830 --> 01:15:06,320
too i'm just wondering if manicober any

2176
01:15:11,430 --> 01:15:08,840
fist fights between uh the

2177
01:15:13,110 --> 01:15:11,440
coasters playing slots on all these

2178
01:15:16,229 --> 01:15:13,120
teams i've been on both sides of the

2179
01:15:18,229 --> 01:15:16,239
line okay so to say that uh

2180
01:15:20,630 --> 01:15:18,239
things always run seamlessly that there

2181
01:15:22,310 --> 01:15:20,640
isn't the flaring of emotions that

2182
01:15:25,110 --> 01:15:22,320
occasionally

2183
01:15:27,430 --> 01:15:25,120
uh i have to say though that by far

2184
01:15:29,990 --> 01:15:27,440
the air force plays a game where they

2185
01:15:33,350 --> 01:15:30,000
try to act like they are so much more

2186
01:15:35,510 --> 01:15:33,360
above it all wow and the navy plays the

2187
01:15:38,870 --> 01:15:35,520
game are you kidding me i'm not on the

2188
01:15:40,550 --> 01:15:38,880
boat i've been i'm on i'm not in prison

2189
01:15:42,630 --> 01:15:40,560
anymore right so

2190
01:15:45,189 --> 01:15:42,640
those are the two approaches uh that

2191
01:15:46,870 --> 01:15:45,199
that clash like uh hot and cold air tend

2192
01:15:49,030 --> 01:15:46,880
to be a little unruly when we get off

2193
01:15:50,470 --> 01:15:49,040
the ship we were a little bit unruly i

2194
01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:50,480
wish we had the type of show where i

2195
01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:51,760
could tell you one of the funniest

2196
01:15:56,550 --> 01:15:53,760
things i ever saw happen at an air force

2197
01:15:58,790 --> 01:15:56,560
base with marine and navy pilots wow but

2198
01:16:02,470 --> 01:15:58,800
we can't talk about it on air it's uh

2199
01:16:04,950 --> 01:16:02,480
shameful okay sounds good a riot

2200
01:16:07,189 --> 01:16:04,960
you know what's fun mac is when

2201
01:16:08,630 --> 01:16:07,199
it's it's liberty liberty means it's the

2202
01:16:10,070 --> 01:16:08,640
weekend you don't you don't have duty

2203
01:16:11,990 --> 01:16:10,080
you don't have to be at the at your base

2204
01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:12,000
or the ship and everybody's out having a

2205
01:16:16,630 --> 01:16:13,679
good time with the whatever local town

2206
01:16:18,870 --> 01:16:16,640
it might be go on and you're standing uh

2207
01:16:20,229 --> 01:16:18,880
you caught shore patrol watch so you're

2208
01:16:21,990 --> 01:16:20,239
on shore patrol you're not on shore

2209
01:16:23,830 --> 01:16:22,000
patrol by yourself but

2210
01:16:26,470 --> 01:16:23,840
uh there's like a van parked around the

2211
01:16:28,790 --> 01:16:26,480
corner and we go there and

2212
01:16:31,270 --> 01:16:28,800
and get our mission statements and go

2213
01:16:33,430 --> 01:16:31,280
hit the clubs and hang out and wait well

2214
01:16:34,709 --> 01:16:33,440
you're sure your cops right yeah well

2215
01:16:35,990 --> 01:16:34,719
kind of you know so what you went

2216
01:16:37,990 --> 01:16:36,000
through these nightclubs yeah just make

2217
01:16:40,550 --> 01:16:38,000
sure you just make yeah undercover yeah

2218
01:16:42,310 --> 01:16:40,560
no no no no no no no no no no no

2219
01:16:44,550 --> 01:16:42,320
and quite honestly if you're good short

2220
01:16:47,430 --> 01:16:44,560
patrol you can keep the paperwork and

2221
01:16:49,510 --> 01:16:47,440
careers online you get your brother

2222
01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:49,520
sisters and uh

2223
01:16:54,470 --> 01:16:52,159
off the trouble local constabulatory

2224
01:16:56,229 --> 01:16:54,480
very quickly and haul their ass back to

2225
01:16:58,310 --> 01:16:56,239
the boat right exactly before the

2226
01:17:01,110 --> 01:16:58,320
mission before the world's enthusiastic

2227
01:17:02,630 --> 01:17:01,120
absolutely god bless your patrol the

2228
01:17:04,630 --> 01:17:02,640
first night then i knew all the places

2229
01:17:05,990 --> 01:17:04,640
to go that had the best everything i was

2230
01:17:08,950 --> 01:17:06,000
saved by the shore patrol from the

2231
01:17:10,390 --> 01:17:08,960
french police in marseille in 1988

2232
01:17:12,470 --> 01:17:10,400
of course it wasn't that wasn't that

2233
01:17:13,350 --> 01:17:12,480
during a rescue but they got me out of

2234
01:17:15,669 --> 01:17:13,360
there

2235
01:17:18,709 --> 01:17:15,679
wow i'm shocked to find out that

2236
01:17:19,990 --> 01:17:18,719
gambling is going on in this stuff

2237
01:17:22,310 --> 01:17:20,000
here your winnings it was very

2238
01:17:24,149 --> 01:17:22,320
interesting short patrol uh what did

2239
01:17:26,070 --> 01:17:24,159
should we ask you why the french police

2240
01:17:28,229 --> 01:17:26,080
were in pursuit well it was christmas

2241
01:17:31,270 --> 01:17:28,239
eve all right christmas eve and we had a

2242
01:17:33,510 --> 01:17:31,280
couple of uh bottles of uh the local

2243
01:17:36,470 --> 01:17:33,520
vineyard stuff yes yeah we were a little

2244
01:17:38,310 --> 01:17:36,480
good cheer yeah we had some good cheers

2245
01:17:41,270 --> 01:17:38,320
just as the baby jesus would want yeah

2246
01:17:42,790 --> 01:17:41,280
so you know normally in france and

2247
01:17:44,550 --> 01:17:42,800
christmas eve they like to have a nice

2248
01:17:46,229 --> 01:17:44,560
quiet evening after midnight and i guess

2249
01:17:48,070 --> 01:17:46,239
we were just a little too rowdy a little

2250
01:17:49,990 --> 01:17:48,080
too uh made a little too much noise as

2251
01:17:52,310 --> 01:17:50,000
we as we staggered our way back to the

2252
01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:52,320
ship and uh the local police wanted to

2253
01:17:55,430 --> 01:17:53,679
put us in the back of their van and the

2254
01:17:56,950 --> 01:17:55,440
shore patrol interestingly enough

2255
01:17:59,189 --> 01:17:56,960
maneuvered their van in front of the

2256
01:18:01,270 --> 01:17:59,199
french policeman all right and we just

2257
01:18:03,030 --> 01:18:01,280
jumped into that man we're like get out

2258
01:18:05,830 --> 01:18:03,040
of here let's go go

2259
01:18:07,590 --> 01:18:05,840
so we may i uh interject a very funny

2260
01:18:09,270 --> 01:18:07,600
friends story

2261
01:18:10,550 --> 01:18:09,280
surprisingly around the same holidays in

2262
01:18:12,310 --> 01:18:10,560
those days i was in the air force and

2263
01:18:13,910 --> 01:18:12,320
this occurred we crossed the border from

2264
01:18:16,390 --> 01:18:13,920
our station in germany went to a very

2265
01:18:19,590 --> 01:18:16,400
nice french chateau type restaurant

2266
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:19,600
everyone is there uh husbands wives uh

2267
01:18:23,110 --> 01:18:21,040
boyfriends girlfriends that kind of

2268
01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:23,120
thing yes one of the husband and wives

2269
01:18:29,110 --> 01:18:25,760
uh oath four at the time they got into

2270
01:18:31,830 --> 01:18:29,120
an argument cool she was so upset with

2271
01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:31,840
him she threw on the fur coat and went

2272
01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:33,840
marching out of the restaurant she was

2273
01:18:37,350 --> 01:18:35,679
so angry and she was at the end of the

2274
01:18:38,310 --> 01:18:37,360
driveway of the chateau going back and

2275
01:18:40,229 --> 01:18:38,320
forth

2276
01:18:41,830 --> 01:18:40,239
she looked pretty good uh she's a very

2277
01:18:44,550 --> 01:18:41,840
good-looking woman go ahead she got

2278
01:18:48,149 --> 01:18:44,560
arrested by the john dobs for not having

2279
01:18:51,830 --> 01:18:50,229
you gotta have a license it comes back

2280
01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:51,840
it gets better i can't believe this gets

2281
01:18:55,350 --> 01:18:54,000
credit the phone call comes to the

2282
01:18:57,350 --> 01:18:55,360
chateau

2283
01:18:58,630 --> 01:18:57,360
i get the call

2284
01:19:00,790 --> 01:18:58,640
okay okay

2285
01:19:02,550 --> 01:19:00,800
we find out the single guys find out

2286
01:19:05,189 --> 01:19:02,560
she's down in jail for not having a

2287
01:19:07,189 --> 01:19:05,199
prostitute license oh man six of us bail

2288
01:19:09,189 --> 01:19:07,199
out of there two cabs later we're down

2289
01:19:12,950 --> 01:19:09,199
there bailing her out

2290
01:19:16,790 --> 01:19:15,030
to get the license yes

2291
01:19:19,189 --> 01:19:16,800
and we had she was dinner at their house

2292
01:19:21,189 --> 01:19:19,199
the next day celebrating her new career

2293
01:19:22,550 --> 01:19:21,199
path that she could always fall back on

2294
01:19:24,149 --> 01:19:22,560
there you go wait a minute now what

2295
01:19:25,910 --> 01:19:24,159
country is this that they license them

2296
01:19:28,310 --> 01:19:25,920
we're talking about france france okay

2297
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:28,320
all right and when you say oh foreign

2298
01:19:33,030 --> 01:19:31,360
i have no idea what 04 means

2299
01:19:36,390 --> 01:19:33,040
that'd be a major that would be a major

2300
01:19:38,390 --> 01:19:36,400
in the air force okay all right uh wow

2301
01:19:39,030 --> 01:19:38,400
huh so the mage's wife would be the name

2302
01:19:40,390 --> 01:19:39,040
of that episode

2303
01:19:42,229 --> 01:19:40,400
[Laughter]

2304
01:19:44,149 --> 01:19:42,239
that's a good book title the major's

2305
01:19:45,990 --> 01:19:44,159
wife

2306
01:19:48,070 --> 01:19:46,000
my favorite story was sure actually i

2307
01:19:50,310 --> 01:19:48,080
was coming back on a train i was up uh

2308
01:19:52,070 --> 01:19:50,320
near paris and my wife was had flown in

2309
01:19:53,590 --> 01:19:52,080
we had like a three or four day liberty

2310
01:19:55,030 --> 01:19:53,600
and she had flown in and she was flying

2311
01:19:56,870 --> 01:19:55,040
out and i jumped on a train with a buddy

2312
01:19:58,470 --> 01:19:56,880
of mine it's absolutely true story we

2313
01:20:00,630 --> 01:19:58,480
were heading down to marseille france

2314
01:20:02,550 --> 01:20:00,640
where the ship was wait mitch what's

2315
01:20:05,590 --> 01:20:02,560
that they know what to say here this is

2316
01:20:07,030 --> 01:20:05,600
not a fairy tale no s word this really

2317
01:20:09,110 --> 01:20:07,040
happened yeah they know that our

2318
01:20:11,350 --> 01:20:09,120
listeners are sufficient excellent and

2319
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:11,360
you know thank you and we were halfway

2320
01:20:14,870 --> 01:20:13,360
down and i said you know what this

2321
01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:14,880
train's taking a long time to get to

2322
01:20:17,990 --> 01:20:16,560
marseille so i finally went up to the

2323
01:20:20,070 --> 01:20:18,000
conductor i said hey when do we get into

2324
01:20:22,470 --> 01:20:20,080
marseille and he goes no marseille he

2325
01:20:24,550 --> 01:20:22,480
goes madrid madrid

2326
01:20:26,070 --> 01:20:24,560
yeah the train had split and we were on

2327
01:20:27,510 --> 01:20:26,080
the half of the train that was headed to

2328
01:20:29,990 --> 01:20:27,520
madrid

2329
01:20:32,550 --> 01:20:30,000
the ship was leaving at 0-600 the next

2330
01:20:34,709 --> 01:20:32,560
morning we jumped up that train jumped

2331
01:20:36,390 --> 01:20:34,719
on we started hijacking like not

2332
01:20:38,550 --> 01:20:36,400
hijacking but we were like hobos we were

2333
01:20:40,229 --> 01:20:38,560
just jumping on freight trains getting

2334
01:20:42,790 --> 01:20:40,239
back to marseilles shore patrol was

2335
01:20:44,630 --> 01:20:42,800
waiting for us at 0-6 we were the last

2336
01:20:46,149 --> 01:20:44,640
guys to walk up the plank

2337
01:20:48,470 --> 01:20:46,159
before they rolled up the plank and the

2338
01:20:49,669 --> 01:20:48,480
ship left wow now if the ship leaves uh

2339
01:20:50,870 --> 01:20:49,679
i'm going to guess you're in trouble is

2340
01:20:54,870 --> 01:20:50,880
that

2341
01:20:57,189 --> 01:20:54,880
missing ships movement is really serious

2342
01:20:58,630 --> 01:20:57,199
it's like a big deal navies are funny

2343
01:21:00,950 --> 01:20:58,640
that way yeah they don't like you know

2344
01:21:03,189 --> 01:21:00,960
they may salute differently

2345
01:21:06,070 --> 01:21:03,199
uh but you don't show up when the brow

2346
01:21:08,070 --> 01:21:06,080
is coming on oh man they get they get

2347
01:21:09,669 --> 01:21:08,080
what would happen they'd have to fly you

2348
01:21:11,270 --> 01:21:09,679
to the ships well fortunately yeah there

2349
01:21:12,950 --> 01:21:11,280
was there was a detachment right there

2350
01:21:14,149 --> 01:21:12,960
so we would have had to jump a hilo and

2351
01:21:16,149 --> 01:21:14,159
go out and that would have been even a

2352
01:21:17,990 --> 01:21:16,159
worse reception as it was the reception

2353
01:21:19,430 --> 01:21:18,000
we got was kind of cool

2354
01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:19,440
but i was not allowed to go on liberty

2355
01:21:24,070 --> 01:21:21,920
the next time we goodbye summer hello

2356
01:21:26,390 --> 01:21:24,080
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2357
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2358
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2359
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2360
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2361
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2362
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2363
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2364
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2365
01:21:46,310 --> 01:21:43,760
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2366
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2367
01:21:50,870 --> 01:21:48,719
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2368
01:21:52,470 --> 01:21:50,880
com for a location near you pulled in a

2369
01:21:54,070 --> 01:21:52,480
porch that's all that's all it happened

2370
01:21:55,669 --> 01:21:54,080
yeah that was uh that was a nice got off

2371
01:21:57,830 --> 01:21:55,679
basically they got it very easy now who

2372
01:21:59,750 --> 01:21:57,840
tells you nowadays

2373
01:22:01,350 --> 01:21:59,760
you had alcohol in the last you know 14

2374
01:22:04,070 --> 01:22:01,360
minutes of your life so that would have

2375
01:22:05,430 --> 01:22:04,080
been career ender absolutely

2376
01:22:07,350 --> 01:22:05,440
how do you know you're you've been

2377
01:22:08,870 --> 01:22:07,360
punished the captain or just some flunky

2378
01:22:10,950 --> 01:22:08,880
comes and tells you no sure i'll leave

2379
01:22:13,030 --> 01:22:10,960
next no flunkies no flunkies involved

2380
01:22:14,790 --> 01:22:13,040
when the punishment comes oh really okay

2381
01:22:16,550 --> 01:22:14,800
yeah usually the heavy hitters come in

2382
01:22:17,830 --> 01:22:16,560
and they uh they scare you to death and

2383
01:22:18,950 --> 01:22:17,840
then they tell you all the things that

2384
01:22:20,709 --> 01:22:18,960
they're gonna do to you and then they

2385
01:22:22,870 --> 01:22:20,719
say well we decided you just can't go

2386
01:22:24,629 --> 01:22:22,880
into port next time and you gonna go

2387
01:22:26,550 --> 01:22:24,639
thank you so whether they do like walk

2388
01:22:28,070 --> 01:22:26,560
into a little was the term hack used at

2389
01:22:30,470 --> 01:22:28,080
all mitch did you get put in half i was

2390
01:22:34,070 --> 01:22:30,480
put in hack commander i was in hack for

2391
01:22:36,229 --> 01:22:34,080
our uh see uh or port visit into check

2392
01:22:40,229 --> 01:22:36,239
this out tunisia that was not hard oh

2393
01:22:44,310 --> 01:22:41,669
it was unfortunate that i couldn't go

2394
01:22:46,310 --> 01:22:44,320
hang out with the plo in tunisia in the

2395
01:22:47,990 --> 01:22:46,320
late 80s a little political humor but

2396
01:22:50,070 --> 01:22:48,000
that's good

2397
01:22:53,030 --> 01:22:50,080
yeah so um it always works out doesn't

2398
01:22:54,629 --> 01:22:53,040
it but i hope they walk into your

2399
01:22:56,550 --> 01:22:54,639
wardrobe or whatever no they don't walk

2400
01:22:58,709 --> 01:22:56,560
in to see you you go see them see them

2401
01:23:00,149 --> 01:22:58,719
okay is it called the captain's mask in

2402
01:23:02,950 --> 01:23:00,159
front of their office it's a captain's

2403
01:23:05,430 --> 01:23:02,960
mask kind of a yeah well it was

2404
01:23:08,149 --> 01:23:05,440
court martial for uh

2405
01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:08,159
wow okay turned out good another show

2406
01:23:12,149 --> 01:23:09,760
but come on will you come in and tell us

2407
01:23:13,430 --> 01:23:12,159
someday and just uh blow by blow you're

2408
01:23:15,189 --> 01:23:13,440
near caught marshall that would be the

2409
01:23:17,430 --> 01:23:15,199
only commercial moment

2410
01:23:19,430 --> 01:23:17,440
jumping trains i was hopping on freight

2411
01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:19,440
trains that's how bad it got this is a

2412
01:23:23,350 --> 01:23:21,760
movie man this writes itself yeah we

2413
01:23:25,510 --> 01:23:23,360
were only if you had like 20 pounds of

2414
01:23:27,270 --> 01:23:25,520
heroin underneath you it could just only

2415
01:23:28,709 --> 01:23:27,280
be better hey you know if there's

2416
01:23:30,950 --> 01:23:28,719
nothing wrong with we dip shot on the

2417
01:23:32,470 --> 01:23:30,960
second train we got rid of that nothing

2418
01:23:33,430 --> 01:23:32,480
wrong with sweetening the plot there my

2419
01:23:35,830 --> 01:23:33,440
friend

2420
01:23:37,430 --> 01:23:35,840
so uh hey rob you're still there buddy

2421
01:23:39,510 --> 01:23:37,440
oh yeah okay good did that sound like

2422
01:23:42,229 --> 01:23:39,520
fun rob or what that that was amazing

2423
01:23:43,990 --> 01:23:42,239
yeah that that was fantastic yeah i

2424
01:23:44,950 --> 01:23:44,000
agree hey rob

2425
01:23:46,870 --> 01:23:44,960
rob

2426
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:46,880
coco here uh just curious has there been

2427
01:23:51,030 --> 01:23:49,760
any changes in your uh domestic

2428
01:23:54,229 --> 01:23:51,040
situation that you'd like to share with

2429
01:23:56,229 --> 01:23:54,239
us um well um he's got the key yeah

2430
01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:56,239
there was one yeah that we've you

2431
01:24:01,270 --> 01:23:57,760
already know about because you were

2432
01:24:03,990 --> 01:24:01,280
teased you were i got a cat oh wow

2433
01:24:06,950 --> 01:24:04,000
wow where's the cat sleep that's my big

2434
01:24:09,350 --> 01:24:06,960
question uh different places you know

2435
01:24:11,510 --> 01:24:09,360
wherever you want whatever you want yeah

2436
01:24:13,189 --> 01:24:11,520
i mean i have to remind people that way

2437
01:24:15,350 --> 01:24:13,199
back in thanksgiving

2438
01:24:17,830 --> 01:24:15,360
uh rob was on the phone thanksgiving

2439
01:24:19,350 --> 01:24:17,840
time he was on the phone and we heard um

2440
01:24:21,430 --> 01:24:19,360
a little bit of noise in the background

2441
01:24:23,830 --> 01:24:21,440
and someone was there washing his dishes

2442
01:24:26,229 --> 01:24:23,840
now since then chronicle washes his

2443
01:24:28,870 --> 01:24:26,239
dishes has turned into something more

2444
01:24:30,390 --> 01:24:28,880
that's a good code word right

2445
01:24:31,830 --> 01:24:30,400
i have someone washing my how are you

2446
01:24:34,870 --> 01:24:31,840
doing everything's going great i have

2447
01:24:36,709 --> 01:24:34,880
someone washing my dishes yeah right so

2448
01:24:37,669 --> 01:24:36,719
but it seems like the dishwasher in

2449
01:24:39,830 --> 01:24:37,679
quotes

2450
01:24:41,350 --> 01:24:39,840
uh you know probably um

2451
01:24:43,270 --> 01:24:41,360
that was the last time that they washed

2452
01:24:45,030 --> 01:24:43,280
your dishes they rub

2453
01:24:47,030 --> 01:24:45,040
um

2454
01:24:48,390 --> 01:24:47,040
yeah yeah yeah that's that's been

2455
01:24:53,430 --> 01:24:48,400
helpful i guess what do we move that up

2456
01:24:57,189 --> 01:24:55,430
i got divorced for using that code word

2457
01:24:58,149 --> 01:24:57,199
that washes the dishes is that the

2458
01:25:00,310 --> 01:24:58,159
whites

2459
01:25:02,470 --> 01:25:00,320
this was the one that washed my dishes

2460
01:25:03,350 --> 01:25:02,480
you're no longer together i see it but

2461
01:25:05,669 --> 01:25:03,360
she's not the one that you were in

2462
01:25:07,830 --> 01:25:05,679
france with it yes it was as a matter of

2463
01:25:09,910 --> 01:25:07,840
fact she was bad luck she was bad i'm

2464
01:25:11,990 --> 01:25:09,920
telling you i'm drawing venn diagrams on

2465
01:25:14,310 --> 01:25:12,000
the intersection does not look good here

2466
01:25:16,790 --> 01:25:14,320
yeah wow i wasn't thinking about it so

2467
01:25:18,149 --> 01:25:16,800
anyway so well now that the audience is

2468
01:25:20,310 --> 01:25:18,159
up to date we've been you know kind of

2469
01:25:22,149 --> 01:25:20,320
periodically checking in with you to see

2470
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:22,159
how the dishwashing situation is going

2471
01:25:25,189 --> 01:25:23,760
and now you're telling you just told us

2472
01:25:27,430 --> 01:25:25,199
you told us three weeks ago that you

2473
01:25:29,510 --> 01:25:27,440
were you admitted to watching love line

2474
01:25:30,790 --> 01:25:29,520
on tv and that's when i really thought

2475
01:25:32,629 --> 01:25:30,800
it was time for an intervention here

2476
01:25:34,870 --> 01:25:32,639
with this kid because

2477
01:25:36,310 --> 01:25:34,880
that's it well actually it's been like

2478
01:25:37,830 --> 01:25:36,320
several years since i've watched love

2479
01:25:41,350 --> 01:25:37,840
line so

2480
01:25:42,870 --> 01:25:41,360
okay all right he's amazing the cat what

2481
01:25:44,470 --> 01:25:42,880
is the cat's name watching tonight after

2482
01:25:46,629 --> 01:25:44,480
i was kind of saying

2483
01:25:48,149 --> 01:25:46,639
what what's my cat's name yes yeah and

2484
01:25:49,510 --> 01:25:48,159
what do you do watching tonight after

2485
01:25:51,430 --> 01:25:49,520
you're done with this on the show well

2486
01:25:52,390 --> 01:25:51,440
no it's literally a cat so i mean i

2487
01:25:54,470 --> 01:25:52,400
don't know if he's gonna be watching

2488
01:25:56,709 --> 01:25:54,480
maybe one of those like bird videos but

2489
01:25:59,830 --> 01:25:58,709
yeah there's a little comedic thing

2490
01:26:01,430 --> 01:25:59,840
there right is that what you meant did

2491
01:26:02,950 --> 01:26:01,440
you mean that as a joke that he would

2492
01:26:04,310 --> 01:26:02,960
sit in front of the tv and watch birds

2493
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:04,320
on tv

2494
01:26:07,590 --> 01:26:05,760
yeah the cat does the cat does that's

2495
01:26:09,350 --> 01:26:07,600
pretty great like you can you work that

2496
01:26:11,430 --> 01:26:09,360
into your room the cat's name is uh

2497
01:26:17,270 --> 01:26:11,440
chapo

2498
01:26:18,870 --> 01:26:17,280
yeah yeah named after the drugs

2499
01:26:20,149 --> 01:26:18,880
did that come with a cat or is this a

2500
01:26:21,669 --> 01:26:20,159
self-creation

2501
01:26:23,110 --> 01:26:21,679
that was that was my idea yeah really

2502
01:26:24,950 --> 01:26:23,120
yeah okay

2503
01:26:27,110 --> 01:26:24,960
and no one's washing your dishes i can't

2504
01:26:29,270 --> 01:26:27,120
imagine that with them

2505
01:26:30,709 --> 01:26:29,280
and creative cat naming

2506
01:26:33,189 --> 01:26:30,719
you know they can lick a plate it'll

2507
01:26:34,870 --> 01:26:33,199
look washed i find it having time

2508
01:26:37,669 --> 01:26:34,880
that's correct having cats and

2509
01:26:39,110 --> 01:26:37,679
dishwashers kind of go together actually

2510
01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:39,120
i mean a lot of the people that wash my

2511
01:26:42,550 --> 01:26:41,760
dishes love cats

2512
01:26:47,030 --> 01:26:42,560
sorry

2513
01:26:49,110 --> 01:26:47,040
don't all work with

2514
01:26:51,430 --> 01:26:49,120
you know roe that we established you put

2515
01:26:53,590 --> 01:26:51,440
a lot typical hawkeye guy right there

2516
01:26:55,350 --> 01:26:53,600
one burst and there's like six pages of

2517
01:26:57,270 --> 01:26:55,360
information there

2518
01:26:58,070 --> 01:26:57,280
we might want to copyright this one this

2519
01:27:00,310 --> 01:26:58,080
is

2520
01:27:02,310 --> 01:27:00,320
taking on a life of its own i had a i

2521
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:02,320
had a flashback wasn't there

2522
01:27:07,110 --> 01:27:03,760
an establishment in the area called the

2523
01:27:09,189 --> 01:27:07,120
pussycat lounge wait a minute

2524
01:27:10,709 --> 01:27:09,199
the answer is yes yes okay was it done

2525
01:27:12,950 --> 01:27:10,719
in the combat zone yes it was okay i

2526
01:27:15,110 --> 01:27:12,960
thought so yeah i i i frequented it

2527
01:27:17,350 --> 01:27:15,120
often no way uh yeah majored in urban

2528
01:27:19,110 --> 01:27:17,360
geology geography it's cool that's the

2529
01:27:21,110 --> 01:27:19,120
only reason i know that didn't princess

2530
01:27:23,430 --> 01:27:21,120
cheyenne play there princess changing

2531
01:27:25,189 --> 01:27:23,440
who uh had a weird kind of uh love

2532
01:27:27,590 --> 01:27:25,199
affair with cat stevens remember that

2533
01:27:28,870 --> 01:27:27,600
story yes no he was

2534
01:27:31,350 --> 01:27:28,880
before he was

2535
01:27:33,750 --> 01:27:31,360
ishmael what's he not ishmael over my

2536
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:33,760
table uh but yeah he

2537
01:27:37,270 --> 01:27:34,570
was um

2538
01:27:39,270 --> 01:27:37,280
[Laughter]

2539
01:27:41,669 --> 01:27:39,280
it just came out

2540
01:27:43,830 --> 01:27:41,679
um i believe you defiled a member of the

2541
01:27:45,430 --> 01:27:43,840
faith

2542
01:27:47,270 --> 01:27:45,440
you flagged that tape right there he was

2543
01:27:49,030 --> 01:27:47,280
in boston playing at the boston garden

2544
01:27:51,030 --> 01:27:49,040
okay so you know he was a big star at

2545
01:27:52,950 --> 01:27:51,040
the time and somehow he found himself

2546
01:27:54,310 --> 01:27:52,960
down in the combat zone part of boston

2547
01:27:55,910 --> 01:27:54,320
which really isn't there anymore but it

2548
01:27:58,470 --> 01:27:55,920
was like two blocks of

2549
01:28:00,950 --> 01:27:58,480
dirty movies and and um

2550
01:28:02,790 --> 01:28:00,960
strip clubs bar rooms where you know if

2551
01:28:04,790 --> 01:28:02,800
you could reach up to the top of the bar

2552
01:28:07,270 --> 01:28:04,800
they'd serve you you know yeah money no

2553
01:28:08,709 --> 01:28:07,280
yeah of course and um what a place he

2554
01:28:10,229 --> 01:28:08,719
went down there one night and he and he

2555
01:28:12,149 --> 01:28:10,239
fell in love with this uh stripper her

2556
01:28:14,149 --> 01:28:12,159
name was princess cheyenne she was young

2557
01:28:16,550 --> 01:28:14,159
and so on they had this really torrid

2558
01:28:18,550 --> 01:28:16,560
love affair and then she dumps them

2559
01:28:20,709 --> 01:28:18,560
and then uh but he in the meantime he

2560
01:28:22,870 --> 01:28:20,719
had he had gotten to be very friendly

2561
01:28:24,149 --> 01:28:22,880
with her mother and i remember reading

2562
01:28:25,590 --> 01:28:24,159
once that

2563
01:28:27,030 --> 01:28:25,600
you know after he broke up for the next

2564
01:28:29,030 --> 01:28:27,040
two years he called the mother like at

2565
01:28:31,350 --> 01:28:29,040
least like three or four times a day day

2566
01:28:33,030 --> 01:28:31,360
after day you know where she can you

2567
01:28:34,950 --> 01:28:33,040
know trying to use the mother

2568
01:28:36,790 --> 01:28:34,960
and uh she never went back with him yeah

2569
01:28:38,950 --> 01:28:36,800
and and then that's when he converted to

2570
01:28:40,470 --> 01:28:38,960
the faith like shortly after that really

2571
01:28:42,870 --> 01:28:40,480
when was this

2572
01:28:44,070 --> 01:28:42,880
probably um in the 80s well what was he

2573
01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:44,080
big

2574
01:28:51,669 --> 01:28:49,669
probably later 81 82 is when he

2575
01:28:54,070 --> 01:28:51,679
converted moved to london probably late

2576
01:28:55,430 --> 01:28:54,080
70s late 70s or something what's

2577
01:28:56,390 --> 01:28:55,440
interesting about the boston comedy

2578
01:28:58,550 --> 01:28:56,400
scene because

2579
01:29:00,709 --> 01:28:58,560
i was listening to this uh interview

2580
01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:00,719
with jay leno who's talked about the

2581
01:29:03,430 --> 01:29:02,639
comedy scene back in you know boston

2582
01:29:04,870 --> 01:29:03,440
back

2583
01:29:06,629 --> 01:29:04,880
in the 70s

2584
01:29:08,790 --> 01:29:06,639
and just how different it was compared

2585
01:29:11,350 --> 01:29:08,800
to today you know where it was it was a

2586
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:11,360
lot grimier and yeah oh yeah yeah the

2587
01:29:16,070 --> 01:29:13,760
other the gangsters you know got around

2588
01:29:17,110 --> 01:29:16,080
and you know he had a special shirt that

2589
01:29:19,669 --> 01:29:17,120
he wore

2590
01:29:21,270 --> 01:29:19,679
to gigs that had cigarette holes in it

2591
01:29:23,669 --> 01:29:21,280
from people flicking cigarettes at him

2592
01:29:25,350 --> 01:29:23,679
while he was performing

2593
01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:25,360
he performed like you said in in front

2594
01:29:29,189 --> 01:29:27,760
of uh bikers in the whole deal but again

2595
01:29:30,790 --> 01:29:29,199
another guy who went out and created

2596
01:29:31,990 --> 01:29:30,800
created something all on his own in this

2597
01:29:33,910 --> 01:29:32,000
area and everything kind of went after

2598
01:29:35,350 --> 01:29:33,920
that he left the area i might have been

2599
01:29:37,590 --> 01:29:35,360
the cigarette butts

2600
01:29:38,470 --> 01:29:37,600
but uh well he was that embassy when i

2601
01:29:40,870 --> 01:29:38,480
was there

2602
01:29:42,629 --> 01:29:40,880
he was yeah was he teaching or no no he

2603
01:29:44,870 --> 01:29:42,639
was a student yeah and he was leaving

2604
01:29:46,790 --> 01:29:44,880
just as i was uh going in him and

2605
01:29:48,950 --> 01:29:46,800
stephen wright that was steven yeah yeah

2606
01:29:50,390 --> 01:29:48,960
oh steven wright he's a classic

2607
01:29:52,310 --> 01:29:50,400
talk about delivery

2608
01:29:53,590 --> 01:29:52,320
but he would but jay leno you're right i

2609
01:29:55,990 --> 01:29:53,600
remember just seeing an interview with

2610
01:29:58,070 --> 01:29:56,000
him where he said he played every dive

2611
01:29:59,990 --> 01:29:58,080
the combat zone the downtown lounge and

2612
01:30:01,750 --> 01:30:00,000
all these places and and

2613
01:30:03,110 --> 01:30:01,760
you know he'd barely get out alive never

2614
01:30:05,590 --> 01:30:03,120
mind you know again yeah that was before

2615
01:30:06,870 --> 01:30:05,600
the comedy clubs but he yeah he but he

2616
01:30:08,790 --> 01:30:06,880
yeah he'd go on before a strip or

2617
01:30:10,470 --> 01:30:08,800
something like that but that's he paid

2618
01:30:12,229 --> 01:30:10,480
his dues and he sure did well you know

2619
01:30:14,070 --> 01:30:12,239
it's it's tough work in those days

2620
01:30:15,910 --> 01:30:14,080
because you know you're up there between

2621
01:30:17,669 --> 01:30:15,920
two scantily clad women acts while

2622
01:30:18,870 --> 01:30:17,679
they're you know sweeping up eyeballs

2623
01:30:20,950 --> 01:30:18,880
and teeth you know that have been

2624
01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:20,960
knocked out on the last two rounds why

2625
01:30:25,110 --> 01:30:23,760
the exotic dancers are doing their gig

2626
01:30:26,709 --> 01:30:25,120
and you're trying to get guys attention

2627
01:30:28,790 --> 01:30:26,719
who are you know all they want now is a

2628
01:30:30,709 --> 01:30:28,800
bear hates quite a picture of it he does

2629
01:30:39,830 --> 01:30:30,719
it's very very graphic yeah listen i'm a

2630
01:30:44,310 --> 01:30:41,590
however one of the other analysts

2631
01:30:45,750 --> 01:30:44,320
described me as uh also sensitive really

2632
01:30:47,590 --> 01:30:45,760
you know the sensitive action where was

2633
01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:47,600
i was in that show

2634
01:30:53,270 --> 01:30:50,080
yeah there was a debate on it okay

2635
01:30:55,669 --> 01:30:53,280
um so um

2636
01:30:57,910 --> 01:30:55,679
uh rob have you uh do you know anything

2637
01:30:59,510 --> 01:30:57,920
about the future of aircraft kerosene is

2638
01:31:02,870 --> 01:30:59,520
worth kind of doing the after everything

2639
01:31:05,990 --> 01:31:02,880
i saw a drawing of one um

2640
01:31:08,629 --> 01:31:06,000
which it looked like it was maybe one

2641
01:31:11,510 --> 01:31:08,639
you know 25 longer than what we see

2642
01:31:13,590 --> 01:31:11,520
today and it had two super structures

2643
01:31:15,030 --> 01:31:13,600
you know instead of just one it had two

2644
01:31:17,110 --> 01:31:15,040
yeah it's the new classic carrier right

2645
01:31:18,950 --> 01:31:17,120
now has two superstructures and um

2646
01:31:21,350 --> 01:31:18,960
really and then the one the gerald ford

2647
01:31:22,629 --> 01:31:21,360
is that the one that was just launched

2648
01:31:24,390 --> 01:31:22,639
that's the new american one yeah that

2649
01:31:26,390 --> 01:31:24,400
has the superstructure almost at the

2650
01:31:28,709 --> 01:31:26,400
back end of the boat and

2651
01:31:30,470 --> 01:31:28,719
you look at it and it's just a floating

2652
01:31:33,270 --> 01:31:30,480
freaking airport you know

2653
01:31:34,550 --> 01:31:33,280
yeah but uh why why the um two

2654
01:31:36,550 --> 01:31:34,560
superstructures i always thought they

2655
01:31:38,229 --> 01:31:36,560
wanted to make those as you know smaller

2656
01:31:40,149 --> 01:31:38,239
and out of the way as possible right

2657
01:31:41,669 --> 01:31:40,159
especially referring to the

2658
01:31:43,669 --> 01:31:41,679
queen elizabeth class which is the

2659
01:31:45,990 --> 01:31:43,679
british the new british carrier they're

2660
01:31:49,270 --> 01:31:46,000
big carriers too um they have two

2661
01:31:52,070 --> 01:31:49,280
superstructures or two uh towers and um

2662
01:31:54,550 --> 01:31:52,080
one is for navigation and one is for

2663
01:31:55,910 --> 01:31:54,560
flight control so they just have divided

2664
01:31:57,510 --> 01:31:55,920
it up i was curious when i saw that i

2665
01:31:59,430 --> 01:31:57,520
was is this do they really need two of

2666
01:32:01,510 --> 01:31:59,440
them but um because what's interesting

2667
01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:01,520
about the ford class

2668
01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:03,760
um the reason i understand why they they

2669
01:32:07,430 --> 01:32:05,280
move the navy move the supe the

2670
01:32:10,229 --> 01:32:07,440
superstructure to the rear

2671
01:32:12,870 --> 01:32:10,239
uh is to make more room for

2672
01:32:15,510 --> 01:32:12,880
um you know the deck because

2673
01:32:16,390 --> 01:32:15,520
and a lot of it has to do with how you

2674
01:32:17,990 --> 01:32:16,400
um

2675
01:32:19,510 --> 01:32:18,000
i don't quite understand it mitch might

2676
01:32:20,950 --> 01:32:19,520
want to you know

2677
01:32:22,470 --> 01:32:20,960
might know but it's you know when you're

2678
01:32:24,629 --> 01:32:22,480
moving when you're moving airplanes to

2679
01:32:26,149 --> 01:32:24,639
and fro on the deck and you're refueling

2680
01:32:28,550 --> 01:32:26,159
them and all this there's this very

2681
01:32:30,070 --> 01:32:28,560
complicated multi-step process requires

2682
01:32:32,870 --> 01:32:30,080
a lot of people and so

2683
01:32:34,790 --> 01:32:32,880
uh the moving the superstructure um

2684
01:32:36,790 --> 01:32:34,800
allows them to do it in a more efficient

2685
01:32:39,189 --> 01:32:36,800
manner so you can cut down on crew for

2686
01:32:41,510 --> 01:32:39,199
example okay get more room things move

2687
01:32:43,910 --> 01:32:41,520
smoothly and that's what the ford class

2688
01:32:45,830 --> 01:32:43,920
is all about you know it's really about

2689
01:32:47,410 --> 01:32:45,840
uh making a more

2690
01:32:49,030 --> 01:32:47,420
efficient more automated

2691
01:32:50,629 --> 01:32:49,040
[Music]

2692
01:32:53,189 --> 01:32:50,639
phenomenal point because you're right

2693
01:32:56,070 --> 01:32:53,199
the the the movement of aircraft across

2694
01:32:58,629 --> 01:32:56,080
flight deck for recovery and launch and

2695
01:33:01,110 --> 01:32:58,639
in between launches and recovery is

2696
01:33:02,470 --> 01:33:01,120
critical and it is a ballet and that

2697
01:33:03,910 --> 01:33:02,480
that makes perfect sense because a lot

2698
01:33:05,590 --> 01:33:03,920
of the work they can do on those forward

2699
01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:05,600
elevators and getting airplanes moving

2700
01:33:09,189 --> 01:33:07,760
and set up for launches that makes a lot

2701
01:33:10,950 --> 01:33:09,199
of sense it's uh you know there's

2702
01:33:12,470 --> 01:33:10,960
there's a number of like documentaries

2703
01:33:14,070 --> 01:33:12,480
on the military channel whatever and

2704
01:33:15,430 --> 01:33:14,080
they'll you know something like the day

2705
01:33:17,030 --> 01:33:15,440
in the life of the aircraft carriers

2706
01:33:18,229 --> 01:33:17,040
like that and you would see

2707
01:33:19,189 --> 01:33:18,239
as you say you know people have

2708
01:33:20,709 --> 01:33:19,199
different that they have different

2709
01:33:22,950 --> 01:33:20,719
colored vests and there's different ways

2710
01:33:24,709 --> 01:33:22,960
to identify these people but they're out

2711
01:33:26,390 --> 01:33:24,719
there doing this like constantly you

2712
01:33:27,830 --> 01:33:26,400
know day and night no matter the weather

2713
01:33:30,629 --> 01:33:27,840
whatever and they're like 18 year old

2714
01:33:32,390 --> 01:33:30,639
kids unbelievable oh my god kids who

2715
01:33:33,910 --> 01:33:32,400
just they just got it down you know they

2716
01:33:35,030 --> 01:33:33,920
just got it it's really it's the most

2717
01:33:36,390 --> 01:33:35,040
impressive thing in the world because

2718
01:33:38,070 --> 01:33:36,400
when you're sitting on an airplane on a

2719
01:33:40,950 --> 01:33:38,080
catapult and you're ready to go i mean i

2720
01:33:42,629 --> 01:33:40,960
remember one time one of my mechanics uh

2721
01:33:43,830 --> 01:33:42,639
uh came up but i was having a problem

2722
01:33:45,110 --> 01:33:43,840
with one of my engines and he had to

2723
01:33:46,790 --> 01:33:45,120
come up and take a look at it and i

2724
01:33:48,709 --> 01:33:46,800
looked at the look at this kid and he's

2725
01:33:49,990 --> 01:33:48,719
like 18 or 19 years old and i said are

2726
01:33:52,149 --> 01:33:50,000
we good to go can i go flying i was

2727
01:33:53,510 --> 01:33:52,159
literally on the catapult and uh he gave

2728
01:33:56,070 --> 01:33:53,520
me the thumbs up he goes yeah you're all

2729
01:33:57,990 --> 01:33:56,080
set and i'm like uh

2730
01:34:00,070 --> 01:33:58,000
will you go flying with me yeah yeah

2731
01:34:02,149 --> 01:34:00,080
i'll go flying with you right now so but

2732
01:34:04,070 --> 01:34:02,159
no they're amazing young people and they

2733
01:34:05,910 --> 01:34:04,080
do they do a dangerous job and they do

2734
01:34:07,910 --> 01:34:05,920
it well and they're dedicated and they

2735
01:34:09,350 --> 01:34:07,920
they sleep standing up sometimes because

2736
01:34:11,350 --> 01:34:09,360
they're on the deck so long yeah right

2737
01:34:13,030 --> 01:34:11,360
very impressive your testament to how

2738
01:34:14,629 --> 01:34:13,040
good they are is that you never hear i

2739
01:34:16,229 --> 01:34:14,639
mean i'm not going to say never but

2740
01:34:17,750 --> 01:34:16,239
you're very rarely here of any kind of

2741
01:34:19,590 --> 01:34:17,760
an accident not an aircraft carrier

2742
01:34:21,590 --> 01:34:19,600
there's we have 12 of them and they're

2743
01:34:23,189 --> 01:34:21,600
always on the move somewhere

2744
01:34:25,110 --> 01:34:23,199
and you know sometimes you do hear it

2745
01:34:26,870 --> 01:34:25,120
but you know you you really don't well

2746
01:34:28,709 --> 01:34:26,880
unfortunately you don't hear it when you

2747
01:34:30,870 --> 01:34:28,719
do they don't want to they are

2748
01:34:32,550 --> 01:34:30,880
spectacular when you do that

2749
01:34:34,629 --> 01:34:32,560
thank

2750
01:34:37,590 --> 01:34:34,639
yeah if you enlist in the navy can you

2751
01:34:39,510 --> 01:34:37,600
try and request aircraft carrier duty

2752
01:34:41,270 --> 01:34:39,520
i i think you have to request request a

2753
01:34:42,709 --> 01:34:41,280
rate right you know you get into

2754
01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:42,719
whatever rate you're interested in

2755
01:34:46,629 --> 01:34:43,760
aviation

2756
01:34:48,709 --> 01:34:46,639
needed yeah right yeah wow and then the

2757
01:34:50,070 --> 01:34:48,719
fact that um on some of the carriers

2758
01:34:52,070 --> 01:34:50,080
that we have now

2759
01:34:53,990 --> 01:34:52,080
there's counting the ear wing there's

2760
01:34:55,430 --> 01:34:54,000
five thousand people on these things and

2761
01:34:59,669 --> 01:34:55,440
you have to cook

2762
01:35:00,709 --> 01:34:59,679
four meals on a carrier right is someone

2763
01:35:03,350 --> 01:35:00,719
coming they've been doing it pretty

2764
01:35:05,189 --> 01:35:03,360
spectacularly for you know 60 70 years

2765
01:35:07,030 --> 01:35:05,199
now and after world war ii they've got

2766
01:35:09,270 --> 01:35:07,040
it 70 years and they've got it down and

2767
01:35:10,950 --> 01:35:09,280
it it's it's very impressive to you to

2768
01:35:12,470 --> 01:35:10,960
just witness let alone be a part of it

2769
01:35:14,950 --> 01:35:12,480
yeah i think that's a really important

2770
01:35:17,750 --> 01:35:14,960
point i mean about the the i mean navies

2771
01:35:19,510 --> 01:35:17,760
take a long time to be built and you

2772
01:35:21,669 --> 01:35:19,520
know the royal navy

2773
01:35:24,870 --> 01:35:21,679
which has declined considerably since

2774
01:35:26,070 --> 01:35:24,880
its heyday um you know is a is a warning

2775
01:35:27,990 --> 01:35:26,080
it's a lesson that if you don't take

2776
01:35:29,910 --> 01:35:28,000
care of your navy it will go away and

2777
01:35:32,070 --> 01:35:29,920
you know to to build the plan and build

2778
01:35:36,149 --> 01:35:32,080
ships takes years you build them for

2779
01:35:37,910 --> 01:35:36,159
decades and um so the procedures and all

2780
01:35:41,270 --> 01:35:37,920
of that that go into

2781
01:35:43,669 --> 01:35:41,280
uh operating a carrier at sea uh you

2782
01:35:45,030 --> 01:35:43,679
know it takes a long time to build so

2783
01:35:47,990 --> 01:35:45,040
when we talk about the future of

2784
01:35:49,590 --> 01:35:48,000
aircraft carriers i see

2785
01:35:51,669 --> 01:35:49,600
you can extrapolate

2786
01:35:53,590 --> 01:35:51,679
trends that are underway now

2787
01:35:55,350 --> 01:35:53,600
and get an image of what they might be

2788
01:35:57,030 --> 01:35:55,360
like in the future but you know these

2789
01:35:59,590 --> 01:35:57,040
these ford class carriers will be around

2790
01:36:00,629 --> 01:35:59,600
for decades so yeah right um but you

2791
01:36:02,629 --> 01:36:00,639
know so

2792
01:36:03,990 --> 01:36:02,639
what so what we're seeing is

2793
01:36:05,110 --> 01:36:04,000
you know they want to cut down on crew

2794
01:36:06,070 --> 01:36:05,120
sizes

2795
01:36:07,030 --> 01:36:06,080
um

2796
01:36:09,110 --> 01:36:07,040
which

2797
01:36:10,229 --> 01:36:09,120
i feel could be dangerous but you know

2798
01:36:11,669 --> 01:36:10,239
the idea is you make everything more

2799
01:36:13,030 --> 01:36:11,679
efficient so if you're going to move

2800
01:36:15,830 --> 01:36:13,040
munitions

2801
01:36:18,629 --> 01:36:15,840
you know from inside the carrier up to

2802
01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:18,639
uh you know to the the deck to rearm you

2803
01:36:23,430 --> 01:36:20,159
can

2804
01:36:25,750 --> 01:36:23,440
with the ford classic built the interior

2805
01:36:27,590 --> 01:36:25,760
in such a way that uh you know the

2806
01:36:28,709 --> 01:36:27,600
people moving the weapons are not gonna

2807
01:36:30,229 --> 01:36:28,719
run into

2808
01:36:31,510 --> 01:36:30,239
you know other sailors that are going

2809
01:36:33,990 --> 01:36:31,520
about their work

2810
01:36:35,830 --> 01:36:34,000
and use more vertical elevators to get

2811
01:36:37,430 --> 01:36:35,840
that stuff up quick uh more quickly

2812
01:36:39,510 --> 01:36:37,440
right um the

2813
01:36:41,350 --> 01:36:39,520
the uh launch system they use

2814
01:36:44,149 --> 01:36:41,360
electromagnetic

2815
01:36:46,390 --> 01:36:44,159
rails which are uh you know unlike steam

2816
01:36:48,310 --> 01:36:46,400
catapults and so the idea is

2817
01:36:50,870 --> 01:36:48,320
you can launch

2818
01:36:53,109 --> 01:36:50,880
aircraft uh that are lighter or heavier

2819
01:36:55,030 --> 01:36:53,119
than you can with with uh normal steam

2820
01:36:58,709 --> 01:36:55,040
catapults right okay less stress on the

2821
01:37:00,790 --> 01:36:58,719
airplanes too yeah yeah and um so those

2822
01:37:02,550 --> 01:37:00,800
are some of the big ones as in the

2823
01:37:03,669 --> 01:37:02,560
future i

2824
01:37:05,669 --> 01:37:03,679
see

2825
01:37:08,070 --> 01:37:05,679
possibly lasers as well as defensive

2826
01:37:09,030 --> 01:37:08,080
weapons um

2827
01:37:10,870 --> 01:37:09,040
uh

2828
01:37:12,870 --> 01:37:10,880
more automation

2829
01:37:14,470 --> 01:37:12,880
more drones being launched from them

2830
01:37:16,950 --> 01:37:14,480
right um

2831
01:37:18,229 --> 01:37:16,960
possibly smaller you know i mean we're

2832
01:37:19,510 --> 01:37:18,239
still doing the big drones are

2833
01:37:20,950 --> 01:37:19,520
definitely going to have a big role as

2834
01:37:23,750 --> 01:37:20,960
tankers absolutely i think that that's

2835
01:37:25,350 --> 01:37:23,760
going to be huge yeah yeah

2836
01:37:26,950 --> 01:37:25,360
but also i mean

2837
01:37:29,669 --> 01:37:26,960
think about how

2838
01:37:30,950 --> 01:37:29,679
you build a navy as well i mean you have

2839
01:37:33,109 --> 01:37:30,960
i mean there's a there's a debate about

2840
01:37:35,030 --> 01:37:33,119
this right now i mean you have a smaller

2841
01:37:37,270 --> 01:37:35,040
number of super carriers or you know for

2842
01:37:38,870 --> 01:37:37,280
for the same amount you could have

2843
01:37:39,830 --> 01:37:38,880
dozens of

2844
01:37:41,830 --> 01:37:39,840
uh

2845
01:37:43,590 --> 01:37:41,840
smaller carriers like the america class

2846
01:37:45,590 --> 01:37:43,600
which is a it's an amphibious assault

2847
01:37:48,390 --> 01:37:45,600
ship it's a flat it's a flat deck ship

2848
01:37:50,709 --> 01:37:48,400
that has uh that's to launch the

2849
01:37:51,990 --> 01:37:50,719
vertical takeoff of landing f35s right

2850
01:37:54,390 --> 01:37:52,000
you could have dozens of those for the

2851
01:37:57,030 --> 01:37:54,400
same price and so you know if you have

2852
01:38:00,070 --> 01:37:57,040
uh china that's able to

2853
01:38:01,510 --> 01:38:00,080
increasingly able to track and target

2854
01:38:03,270 --> 01:38:01,520
the big carriers well you might want to

2855
01:38:05,990 --> 01:38:03,280
have more of the smaller ones and you

2856
01:38:07,270 --> 01:38:06,000
know even some wild ideas like um

2857
01:38:09,109 --> 01:38:07,280
there's a ship called the uh the

2858
01:38:11,030 --> 01:38:09,119
montford point

2859
01:38:14,550 --> 01:38:11,040
which is a uh it's they're called it's

2860
01:38:16,950 --> 01:38:14,560
called an ex expeditionary transfer dock

2861
01:38:18,709 --> 01:38:16,960
uh which is it's a mouthful but it's

2862
01:38:20,950 --> 01:38:18,719
really an oil tanker that has been

2863
01:38:23,350 --> 01:38:20,960
converted to launch hovercraft oh wow

2864
01:38:25,430 --> 01:38:23,360
and you could put an f-35 on it it's

2865
01:38:26,709 --> 01:38:25,440
gonna go really slow the ship

2866
01:38:28,310 --> 01:38:26,719
but you could build i mean they're

2867
01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:28,320
really cheap and you could i mean any

2868
01:38:31,510 --> 01:38:29,760
ship could be an aircraft carrier think

2869
01:38:33,430 --> 01:38:31,520
about it these days you know rob would

2870
01:38:34,870 --> 01:38:33,440
you uh

2871
01:38:36,950 --> 01:38:34,880
highlight there

2872
01:38:40,790 --> 01:38:36,960
when the brits had to head down to the

2873
01:38:44,229 --> 01:38:40,800
falcons a a book that has had storied

2874
01:38:47,510 --> 01:38:44,239
coverage in mac's writings in the past

2875
01:38:50,550 --> 01:38:47,520
they used converted uh

2876
01:38:53,270 --> 01:38:50,560
cargo yeah yeah container ships to build

2877
01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:53,280
uh built basically their fleet that they

2878
01:38:56,870 --> 01:38:55,440
needed they were using connex boxes with

2879
01:38:59,109 --> 01:38:56,880
tarps to

2880
01:39:00,870 --> 01:38:59,119
build hangar space and they sell those

2881
01:39:02,870 --> 01:39:00,880
aircraft think about it from the

2882
01:39:05,510 --> 01:39:02,880
standpoint though that if you had a

2883
01:39:08,550 --> 01:39:05,520
special operations contingent that used

2884
01:39:10,310 --> 01:39:08,560
the f-35b vtol

2885
01:39:12,470 --> 01:39:10,320
the ability of what they could do when

2886
01:39:14,470 --> 01:39:12,480
you said you just made the remark every

2887
01:39:18,070 --> 01:39:14,480
ship now potentially

2888
01:39:20,950 --> 01:39:18,080
becomes a launch a recovery point right

2889
01:39:22,870 --> 01:39:20,960
um the um f-35 we should

2890
01:39:24,390 --> 01:39:22,880
you know remind anyone who doesn't know

2891
01:39:27,030 --> 01:39:24,400
it's the

2892
01:39:29,350 --> 01:39:27,040
naval version of the f-35 lightning too

2893
01:39:31,669 --> 01:39:29,360
but it has the ability to

2894
01:39:33,910 --> 01:39:31,679
fly like a harrier it can take off

2895
01:39:36,149 --> 01:39:33,920
vertically and it can land vertically

2896
01:39:37,750 --> 01:39:36,159
and um there's a lot of technology

2897
01:39:39,510 --> 01:39:37,760
involved in it i heard that i mean the

2898
01:39:41,350 --> 01:39:39,520
harrier is kind of sexier it used to be

2899
01:39:42,550 --> 01:39:41,360
that they've been retired now but i

2900
01:39:44,950 --> 01:39:42,560
heard that they were a pain in the neck

2901
01:39:45,990 --> 01:39:44,960
to maintain and they weren't fun to fly

2902
01:39:48,070 --> 01:39:46,000
and

2903
01:39:49,510 --> 01:39:48,080
can you verify that mitch well when i

2904
01:39:50,950 --> 01:39:49,520
was on the kennedy and they did some sea

2905
01:39:52,310 --> 01:39:50,960
trials with the harriers because they

2906
01:39:54,550 --> 01:39:52,320
wanted to see if they could integrate

2907
01:39:56,470 --> 01:39:54,560
the harrier into a one a regular air

2908
01:39:59,430 --> 01:39:56,480
wing because we we'd have marine corps

2909
01:40:00,950 --> 01:39:59,440
a6 squadrons aboard when i cruised and

2910
01:40:02,550 --> 01:40:00,960
they wanted to integrate the harrier in

2911
01:40:04,070 --> 01:40:02,560
well the harrier would come across the

2912
01:40:06,629 --> 01:40:04,080
flight deck and i'm telling you those

2913
01:40:08,229 --> 01:40:06,639
nozzles can put out some serious force

2914
01:40:10,149 --> 01:40:08,239
and you'd be literally ripping up the

2915
01:40:11,669 --> 01:40:10,159
non-skid throwing stuff i was out on the

2916
01:40:13,990 --> 01:40:11,679
flight deck one time the harriers were

2917
01:40:16,149 --> 01:40:14,000
coming aboard and i felt like i had just

2918
01:40:18,149 --> 01:40:16,159
gotten sandblasted and i was running

2919
01:40:21,189 --> 01:40:18,159
away like oh we can't have these guys

2920
01:40:23,590 --> 01:40:21,199
aboard but um but you're right the the

2921
01:40:25,750 --> 01:40:23,600
f-35 is gonna you know that thrust

2922
01:40:27,990 --> 01:40:25,760
vectoring and all that stuff and uh

2923
01:40:30,310 --> 01:40:28,000
well the f-35 doesn't doesn't use a

2924
01:40:32,229 --> 01:40:30,320
thrust vector it uses a ducted fan that

2925
01:40:33,830 --> 01:40:32,239
opens in the back to produce but it does

2926
01:40:35,109 --> 01:40:33,840
also have thrust vectoring capability

2927
01:40:37,189 --> 01:40:35,119
doesn't it

2928
01:40:38,550 --> 01:40:37,199
with the nozzle on the back end so it's

2929
01:40:40,550 --> 01:40:38,560
the same hot gas coming out of the

2930
01:40:42,229 --> 01:40:40,560
engine it just moves its turkey feathers

2931
01:40:43,830 --> 01:40:42,239
in the back part move right that's the

2932
01:40:45,830 --> 01:40:43,840
big difference between the harrier the

2933
01:40:48,229 --> 01:40:45,840
harrier used all its exhaust through

2934
01:40:50,950 --> 01:40:48,239
those nozzles and rotate the nozzles

2935
01:40:52,229 --> 01:40:50,960
to give its ability to go into uh

2936
01:40:54,310 --> 01:40:52,239
vertical flight

2937
01:40:56,149 --> 01:40:54,320
and for flying fun

2938
01:40:57,590 --> 01:40:56,159
all the brits that i knew that flew it

2939
01:40:59,590 --> 01:40:57,600
when they started the experiment

2940
01:41:01,030 --> 01:40:59,600
throwing the nozzles in flight yes it

2941
01:41:02,950 --> 01:41:01,040
was pretty amazing what they could do in

2942
01:41:04,950 --> 01:41:02,960
air-to-air combat they would slam those

2943
01:41:06,149 --> 01:41:04,960
nozzles you know things that they

2944
01:41:07,669 --> 01:41:06,159
weren't supposed to do as it was in the

2945
01:41:09,510 --> 01:41:07,679
flight handbook to flip those planes

2946
01:41:11,590 --> 01:41:09,520
around right uh they said it was a lot

2947
01:41:13,510 --> 01:41:11,600
of fun to fly it just it

2948
01:41:15,669 --> 01:41:13,520
it was not it was a handful when you

2949
01:41:17,350 --> 01:41:15,679
came into the hover portion of it

2950
01:41:18,470 --> 01:41:17,360
because they didn't have perfected

2951
01:41:19,830 --> 01:41:18,480
computer

2952
01:41:21,910 --> 01:41:19,840
they were manually flying that oh

2953
01:41:23,510 --> 01:41:21,920
absolutely yeah they were squirrely they

2954
01:41:25,109 --> 01:41:23,520
were always squirrely coming aboard

2955
01:41:27,430 --> 01:41:25,119
especially at night which was always

2956
01:41:28,229 --> 01:41:27,440
yeah yeah so the f-35 is supposed to be

2957
01:41:39,750 --> 01:41:28,239
a

2958
01:41:41,990 --> 01:41:39,760
the

2959
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2961
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2977
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could fit my phone now from when i was

2978
01:42:27,669 --> 01:42:25,920
flying so i'm probably not a guy to talk

2979
01:42:30,229 --> 01:42:27,679
to about the modern technology i got to

2980
01:42:31,830 --> 01:42:30,239
tell the story we uh in our week off uh

2981
01:42:33,590 --> 01:42:31,840
lois lane and i went to the museum of

2982
01:42:36,070 --> 01:42:33,600
science in boston

2983
01:42:38,229 --> 01:42:36,080
and uh they have a thing called

2984
01:42:40,629 --> 01:42:38,239
papanology and it's

2985
01:42:42,709 --> 01:42:40,639
you know the technology of the pop

2986
01:42:46,870 --> 01:42:42,719
culture right starting with like eight

2987
01:42:49,350 --> 01:42:46,880
tracks and the you know mini discs this

2988
01:42:50,790 --> 01:42:49,360
and cassettes and uh

2989
01:42:53,270 --> 01:42:50,800
you know you name it you know and what

2990
01:42:55,109 --> 01:42:53,280
digital audio editing right you know and

2991
01:42:56,550 --> 01:42:55,119
all the atari games and that kind of

2992
01:42:58,149 --> 01:42:56,560
stuff okay so

2993
01:43:00,070 --> 01:42:58,159
walking around so a lot of it was uh

2994
01:43:01,669 --> 01:43:00,080
really pretty uh interesting we get to a

2995
01:43:04,229 --> 01:43:01,679
display and um

2996
01:43:09,109 --> 01:43:04,239
it says who remembers this technology

2997
01:43:12,390 --> 01:43:10,629
i would have thrown out a bag phone or

2998
01:43:14,310 --> 01:43:12,400
something like that yeah

2999
01:43:15,990 --> 01:43:14,320
time to get a new phone but anyway

3000
01:43:17,669 --> 01:43:16,000
so there'll probably be a trend backed

3001
01:43:19,270 --> 01:43:17,679
with those flip up phones though because

3002
01:43:21,030 --> 01:43:19,280
people are information overload with the

3003
01:43:23,030 --> 01:43:21,040
smartphones i mean it uses the text

3004
01:43:24,470 --> 01:43:23,040
occasionally and you know talk on the

3005
01:43:26,470 --> 01:43:24,480
phone occasionally and that's it you

3006
01:43:28,550 --> 01:43:26,480
know i don't you know can't play movies

3007
01:43:30,470 --> 01:43:28,560
on it or whatever i don't have a tom

3008
01:43:33,750 --> 01:43:30,480
brady you know case that i carry it

3009
01:43:35,430 --> 01:43:33,760
around them like i do

3010
01:43:38,390 --> 01:43:35,440
anyway i just want to ask just two quick

3011
01:43:40,550 --> 01:43:38,400
questions uh number one um sometimes

3012
01:43:42,629 --> 01:43:40,560
you'll see like a uh aircraft carrier in

3013
01:43:44,870 --> 01:43:42,639
a in a documentary or whatever and it'll

3014
01:43:47,109 --> 01:43:44,880
have all the it looks like every inch of

3015
01:43:49,109 --> 01:43:47,119
the flight deck is filled with airplanes

3016
01:43:49,910 --> 01:43:49,119
so many so you can never land and take

3017
01:43:51,669 --> 01:43:49,920
off

3018
01:43:53,270 --> 01:43:51,679
and other times you'll just see like one

3019
01:43:55,189 --> 01:43:53,280
or two planes up in the deck now i'm

3020
01:43:56,790 --> 01:43:55,199
thinking when all the planes are up like

3021
01:43:58,390 --> 01:43:56,800
cleaning out the hangers or something

3022
01:43:59,830 --> 01:43:58,400
doing maintenance on the hangers well i

3023
01:44:01,030 --> 01:43:59,840
mean obviously they can you know you

3024
01:44:02,950 --> 01:44:01,040
could you could just catch them at

3025
01:44:03,910 --> 01:44:02,960
various stages of what they're doing

3026
01:44:05,590 --> 01:44:03,920
right you know there could be a few

3027
01:44:07,350 --> 01:44:05,600
airplanes deployed out as they're doing

3028
01:44:09,030 --> 01:44:07,360
some carrier qual stuff or there could

3029
01:44:10,229 --> 01:44:09,040
you know a full air wing embarked you're

3030
01:44:12,070 --> 01:44:10,239
always going to have a pretty full

3031
01:44:13,270 --> 01:44:12,080
flight deck here you know i mean it's

3032
01:44:15,590 --> 01:44:13,280
that's where we're talking a little bit

3033
01:44:16,950 --> 01:44:15,600
rob about the uh the movement of

3034
01:44:18,629 --> 01:44:16,960
airplanes around the front of the island

3035
01:44:20,950 --> 01:44:18,639
and all that stuff so it's it's pretty

3036
01:44:22,470 --> 01:44:20,960
impressive to watch you go into the uh

3037
01:44:23,590 --> 01:44:22,480
the flight deck control and they and

3038
01:44:25,350 --> 01:44:23,600
they've got everything lined out of

3039
01:44:27,109 --> 01:44:25,360
whatever plane goes where and how close

3040
01:44:29,350 --> 01:44:27,119
they are together and that's crazy they

3041
01:44:30,709 --> 01:44:29,360
do it day after day after you well it

3042
01:44:33,109 --> 01:44:30,719
gets a little hairy i mean no doubt

3043
01:44:35,189 --> 01:44:33,119
about it i had a tomcat taxi into me one

3044
01:44:36,390 --> 01:44:35,199
time while we were at sea and we you

3045
01:44:37,910 --> 01:44:36,400
know we had pretty nasty little

3046
01:44:39,750 --> 01:44:37,920
collision on the flight deck and i mean

3047
01:44:41,510 --> 01:44:39,760
it's just it's hard to avoid sometimes

3048
01:44:42,149 --> 01:44:41,520
but that's how good they are you really

3049
01:44:44,790 --> 01:44:42,159
are

3050
01:44:46,709 --> 01:44:44,800
wow so and my other question is is uh

3051
01:44:48,149 --> 01:44:46,719
you're just looking at the gerald ford

3052
01:44:49,750 --> 01:44:48,159
and you should just like google and take

3053
01:44:51,350 --> 01:44:49,760
a look at it because it looks so odd

3054
01:44:53,030 --> 01:44:51,360
because

3055
01:44:54,390 --> 01:44:53,040
the superstructure almost looks like an

3056
01:44:56,070 --> 01:44:54,400
afterthought don't you think with

3057
01:44:57,510 --> 01:44:56,080
sensors and everything these days when

3058
01:44:59,270 --> 01:44:57,520
they couldn't they just make a complete

3059
01:45:01,430 --> 01:44:59,280
flat top do they need the superstructure

3060
01:45:03,510 --> 01:45:01,440
at all they can see all that stuff from

3061
01:45:05,350 --> 01:45:03,520
down below well the air boss might argue

3062
01:45:07,030 --> 01:45:05,360
with you because he he likes to watch

3063
01:45:08,790 --> 01:45:07,040
his deck and he he's kind of like the

3064
01:45:10,790 --> 01:45:08,800
eye in the sky over the flight deck so

3065
01:45:12,870 --> 01:45:10,800
he's watching all his his personnel

3066
01:45:15,430 --> 01:45:12,880
running around from the grapes refueling

3067
01:45:17,510 --> 01:45:15,440
airplanes to the ordnance guys

3068
01:45:19,510 --> 01:45:17,520
to the taxi movement around the airplane

3069
01:45:21,350 --> 01:45:19,520
so he's kind of like right there

3070
01:45:23,189 --> 01:45:21,360
watching everything and that's his world

3071
01:45:24,629 --> 01:45:23,199
and it's a pretty intense world so i'm

3072
01:45:26,709 --> 01:45:24,639
pretty sure he he would not like to

3073
01:45:29,910 --> 01:45:26,719
watch it from a camera yeah

3074
01:45:31,430 --> 01:45:29,920
i wonder about we're the watch crews um

3075
01:45:33,830 --> 01:45:31,440
stand on the on the carriers i mean you

3076
01:45:35,510 --> 01:45:33,840
have a watch crew in the tower

3077
01:45:36,390 --> 01:45:35,520
you have you know that's oh that's a

3078
01:45:38,790 --> 01:45:36,400
question

3079
01:45:40,310 --> 01:45:38,800
uh as far as watch crews as far as like

3080
01:45:41,669 --> 01:45:40,320
when we're not flying is that where you

3081
01:45:43,030 --> 01:45:41,679
mean rob

3082
01:45:44,950 --> 01:45:43,040
i would just watch crews you know

3083
01:45:46,470 --> 01:45:44,960
watching up for other ships and

3084
01:45:48,550 --> 01:45:46,480
well yeah and then you have you have the

3085
01:45:50,470 --> 01:45:48,560
navigation section of the bridge or the

3086
01:45:52,149 --> 01:45:50,480
island and then and then up high is a

3087
01:45:53,750 --> 01:45:52,159
pry fly where the where the air boss

3088
01:45:55,350 --> 01:45:53,760
watches the flight deck alone he's kind

3089
01:45:56,870 --> 01:45:55,360
of like running an airport but the the

3090
01:45:58,229 --> 01:45:56,880
navigation part of the bridge and then

3091
01:46:00,550 --> 01:45:58,239
you have the admirals part of the bridge

3092
01:46:02,870 --> 01:46:00,560
so there's several layers to that so yes

3093
01:46:03,830 --> 01:46:02,880
they do have their navy watch crews

3094
01:46:05,590 --> 01:46:03,840
doing

3095
01:46:07,430 --> 01:46:05,600
naval stuff while the well the pride fly

3096
01:46:09,109 --> 01:46:07,440
guys are doing they have to stand the

3097
01:46:10,950 --> 01:46:09,119
whole time

3098
01:46:13,270 --> 01:46:10,960
they give them seats to sit down

3099
01:46:14,550 --> 01:46:13,280
there's seats for the captain oh yeah

3100
01:46:16,229 --> 01:46:14,560
he's gonna sit down

3101
01:46:17,830 --> 01:46:16,239
but at some point you have to stand up i

3102
01:46:19,350 --> 01:46:17,840
think it's a pretty intense watch i've

3103
01:46:20,790 --> 01:46:19,360
never i've only been on the bridge once

3104
01:46:24,629 --> 01:46:20,800
because i messed up a man overboard

3105
01:46:27,430 --> 01:46:26,149
another chapter for the book yeah he

3106
01:46:30,149 --> 01:46:27,440
didn't go overboard

3107
01:46:31,669 --> 01:46:30,159
jack moriarty from attleboro mass he got

3108
01:46:33,109 --> 01:46:31,679
he lit into me pretty hard i don't ever

3109
01:46:34,950 --> 01:46:33,119
forget that but it's just a drill though

3110
01:46:37,350 --> 01:46:34,960
no one was hurt no one was hurting no

3111
01:46:39,109 --> 01:46:37,360
one was hurt in this story except me did

3112
01:46:41,430 --> 01:46:39,119
you leave him on a train is that what

3113
01:46:44,390 --> 01:46:41,440
happened thank god that happened before

3114
01:46:45,990 --> 01:46:44,400
the train trip so

3115
01:46:47,510 --> 01:46:46,000
another show did you have to walk the

3116
01:46:49,430 --> 01:46:47,520
plank after that i thought he was gonna

3117
01:46:51,590 --> 01:46:49,440
make me walk the plank for a while there

3118
01:46:53,590 --> 01:46:51,600
he lightened me up pretty hard wow but

3119
01:46:55,270 --> 01:46:53,600
yeah i i think the guys on the watch you

3120
01:46:56,709 --> 01:46:55,280
know the navigation watch are on their

3121
01:46:59,350 --> 01:46:56,719
feet and they are paying attention

3122
01:47:01,590 --> 01:46:59,360
because that's a very intense place

3123
01:47:03,030 --> 01:47:01,600
i think the what the point to emphasize

3124
01:47:05,270 --> 01:47:03,040
is that really

3125
01:47:06,149 --> 01:47:05,280
every minute at sea is

3126
01:47:08,229 --> 01:47:06,159
is

3127
01:47:10,790 --> 01:47:08,239
dangerous i mean hazards can come out of

3128
01:47:12,070 --> 01:47:10,800
nowhere yeah and even every minute yeah

3129
01:47:14,629 --> 01:47:12,080
people don't think

3130
01:47:16,470 --> 01:47:14,639
uh people realize that about the

3131
01:47:18,310 --> 01:47:16,480
about the navy

3132
01:47:20,390 --> 01:47:18,320
if they don't have experience with

3133
01:47:22,390 --> 01:47:20,400
with um you know being on the water

3134
01:47:25,270 --> 01:47:22,400
right let alone the warship and it shows

3135
01:47:27,350 --> 01:47:25,280
you that uh you know we have uh 12 or 13

3136
01:47:28,149 --> 01:47:27,360
carriers now like you know in that area

3137
01:47:30,470 --> 01:47:28,159
okay

3138
01:47:33,430 --> 01:47:30,480
the next 10 largest navies in the world

3139
01:47:35,109 --> 01:47:33,440
are our allies and then you know you got

3140
01:47:36,629 --> 01:47:35,119
everyone else right

3141
01:47:37,830 --> 01:47:36,639
some of these other like india has an

3142
01:47:41,270 --> 01:47:37,840
aircraft carrier but it's more of a

3143
01:47:42,629 --> 01:47:41,280
harrier type you know uh platform uh we

3144
01:47:45,030 --> 01:47:42,639
have our own small carriers that are

3145
01:47:45,910 --> 01:47:45,040
similar to that there's no country out

3146
01:47:48,070 --> 01:47:45,920
there

3147
01:47:50,149 --> 01:47:48,080
who can as you call it a ballet but it

3148
01:47:51,990 --> 01:47:50,159
really is who can match the the

3149
01:47:53,910 --> 01:47:52,000
expertise and the training and well it

3150
01:47:55,590 --> 01:47:53,920
goes what rob was saying earlier is that

3151
01:47:57,590 --> 01:47:55,600
it takes a long time and it takes years

3152
01:47:59,510 --> 01:47:57,600
of developing and uh and they just had a

3153
01:48:01,030 --> 01:47:59,520
big joint exercise because the brits are

3154
01:48:01,910 --> 01:48:01,040
bringing back carriers in and they're

3155
01:48:04,070 --> 01:48:01,920
they're

3156
01:48:05,990 --> 01:48:04,080
trying to get their feet wet again and

3157
01:48:08,070 --> 01:48:06,000
yeah the advantage right now is clearly

3158
01:48:11,109 --> 01:48:08,080
u.s navy it's the it's the mightiest

3159
01:48:13,030 --> 01:48:11,119
navy in the in the water and uh go navy

3160
01:48:14,550 --> 01:48:13,040
u.s navy in the house

3161
01:48:16,629 --> 01:48:14,560
how come they always i mean i mean we

3162
01:48:17,910 --> 01:48:16,639
look at china right i mean that's

3163
01:48:19,750 --> 01:48:17,920
we see these new carriers that they're

3164
01:48:22,149 --> 01:48:19,760
producing a lot of that's about building

3165
01:48:24,070 --> 01:48:22,159
that experience so correct

3166
01:48:26,390 --> 01:48:24,080
20 50 or something they'll be a little

3167
01:48:27,910 --> 01:48:26,400
2015 caught up wow you're an optimist

3168
01:48:29,830 --> 01:48:27,920
that's my friend they get those

3169
01:48:30,709 --> 01:48:29,840
jump just being yeah being terrible but

3170
01:48:33,430 --> 01:48:30,719
children

3171
01:48:35,830 --> 01:48:33,440
take decades so i want to ask mitch a

3172
01:48:39,350 --> 01:48:35,840
question and then uh we'll end with you

3173
01:48:42,390 --> 01:48:39,360
rob on your love life okay

3174
01:48:44,550 --> 01:48:42,400
do we have to uh mitch uh

3175
01:48:46,070 --> 01:48:44,560
you've talked a lot about how when um

3176
01:48:47,990 --> 01:48:46,080
you won an aircraft carrier or you get

3177
01:48:49,030 --> 01:48:48,000
your wings you get a nickname along with

3178
01:48:51,030 --> 01:48:49,040
it yes

3179
01:48:52,870 --> 01:48:51,040
and we've talked to off here about the

3180
01:48:54,870 --> 01:48:52,880
top gun maybe

3181
01:48:57,910 --> 01:48:54,880
two might be a bomb we don't know but in

3182
01:48:59,750 --> 01:48:57,920
the first top gun the uh the characters

3183
01:49:01,189 --> 01:48:59,760
were like they're almost like cowboys

3184
01:49:03,750 --> 01:49:01,199
like gangsters right all these cool

3185
01:49:05,430 --> 01:49:03,760
names right like ice cube was right nice

3186
01:49:07,189 --> 01:49:05,440
well no it was just funny because if

3187
01:49:08,950 --> 01:49:07,199
you've ever been associated with it i

3188
01:49:12,229 --> 01:49:08,960
mean in the movie it was it was you know

3189
01:49:14,149 --> 01:49:12,239
maverick yeah right cougar yes and goose

3190
01:49:16,390 --> 01:49:14,159
was a silly goose yeah he was a silly

3191
01:49:18,790 --> 01:49:16,400
one yeah and then and then iceman was

3192
01:49:20,550 --> 01:49:18,800
the best man that was val kilmer right

3193
01:49:22,149 --> 01:49:20,560
he was always eating nice no matter what

3194
01:49:23,430 --> 01:49:22,159
he's eating great story in that movie is

3195
01:49:25,669 --> 01:49:23,440
he was filming the movie he went out

3196
01:49:26,950 --> 01:49:25,679
drinking with the real f-14 guys uh one

3197
01:49:29,109 --> 01:49:26,960
night while they were filming the movie

3198
01:49:30,950 --> 01:49:29,119
came back he had a huge circle uh about

3199
01:49:32,310 --> 01:49:30,960
the size of a silver dollar bruise on

3200
01:49:33,510 --> 01:49:32,320
his chest he couldn't figure out what

3201
01:49:35,669 --> 01:49:33,520
had happened

3202
01:49:37,189 --> 01:49:35,679
and apparently well all night long the

3203
01:49:38,709 --> 01:49:37,199
fighter pilots were going up poking him

3204
01:49:40,310 --> 01:49:38,719
in the chest going you

3205
01:49:41,950 --> 01:49:40,320
you look like the one who could be a

3206
01:49:44,070 --> 01:49:41,960
real fighter pilot

3207
01:49:45,590 --> 01:49:44,080
[Music]

3208
01:49:47,030 --> 01:49:45,600
good story

3209
01:49:48,790 --> 01:49:47,040
um

3210
01:49:51,109 --> 01:49:48,800
but yeah the nicknames are pretty funny

3211
01:49:53,109 --> 01:49:51,119
okay all right so but tell us the the

3212
01:49:54,709 --> 01:49:53,119
real the reality the reality of it was

3213
01:49:57,030 --> 01:49:54,719
is that you know the guy i flew with

3214
01:50:00,229 --> 01:49:57,040
guys like putts and uh

3215
01:50:01,910 --> 01:50:00,239
tinkerbell schmuck yeah yeah and and

3216
01:50:03,430 --> 01:50:01,920
butterfly and

3217
01:50:05,590 --> 01:50:03,440
it was usually

3218
01:50:07,189 --> 01:50:05,600
gonzales it was it was embarrassing

3219
01:50:08,790 --> 01:50:07,199
story right you did something stupid to

3220
01:50:10,390 --> 01:50:08,800
get your nickname like you know if guy

3221
01:50:14,149 --> 01:50:10,400
got drunk and passed out in the animals

3222
01:50:18,870 --> 01:50:16,790
that's pretty good vomit man but my

3223
01:50:20,709 --> 01:50:18,880
favorite one of all is uh it's

3224
01:50:22,390 --> 01:50:20,719
absolutely true is a kid spilled a hot

3225
01:50:24,470 --> 01:50:22,400
cup of coffee in his crotch in the ready

3226
01:50:29,030 --> 01:50:24,480
room and he spent the next 20 years in

3227
01:50:33,109 --> 01:50:30,870
we could not go by without you thanks

3228
01:50:35,270 --> 01:50:33,119
max i appreciate that

3229
01:50:38,390 --> 01:50:35,280
and your your nickname was hangman right

3230
01:50:40,550 --> 01:50:38,400
yeah i was a man

3231
01:50:41,910 --> 01:50:40,560
yeah i had i didn't disconnect my oxygen

3232
01:50:43,669 --> 01:50:41,920
mask i jumped off the rail of the

3233
01:50:45,430 --> 01:50:43,679
airplane and forgot to disconnect it and

3234
01:50:47,590 --> 01:50:45,440
i was hanging out the side my feet were

3235
01:50:49,109 --> 01:50:47,600
like two feet off the ground i had a

3236
01:50:50,629 --> 01:50:49,119
fire and rescue i had to come over and

3237
01:50:52,149 --> 01:50:50,639
rescue them weren't there like nurses

3238
01:50:53,990 --> 01:50:52,159
around or something you had an audience

3239
01:50:55,990 --> 01:50:54,000
for that shepherd air force base for the

3240
01:50:57,510 --> 01:50:56,000
nurse's graduation yeah i didn't know i

3241
01:51:00,149 --> 01:50:57,520
know what that's all about that was a

3242
01:51:01,910 --> 01:51:00,159
ploy yes it was okay all right hang man

3243
01:51:03,430 --> 01:51:01,920
you never know

3244
01:51:06,550 --> 01:51:03,440
hey rob okay

3245
01:51:08,470 --> 01:51:06,560
help me with my hose nurse hello

3246
01:51:11,109 --> 01:51:08,480
we said we didn't want to

3247
01:51:12,390 --> 01:51:11,119
edit tomorrow we don't have time

3248
01:51:15,030 --> 01:51:12,400
um

3249
01:51:17,109 --> 01:51:15,040
well fill us in just for listen you know

3250
01:51:19,030 --> 01:51:17,119
nothing's happening your dishes are

3251
01:51:20,950 --> 01:51:19,040
still stained

3252
01:51:22,470 --> 01:51:20,960
yeah yeah it's yeah so did love

3253
01:51:23,830 --> 01:51:22,480
connection say if you got a pet it would

3254
01:51:26,550 --> 01:51:23,840
help you with your love where did you

3255
01:51:29,430 --> 01:51:26,560
read that no no no no it was a totally

3256
01:51:32,070 --> 01:51:29,440
innocent uh you know somebody was in

3257
01:51:34,229 --> 01:51:32,080
town was giving up a cat and no female

3258
01:51:35,590 --> 01:51:34,239
commitment that's a male cat

3259
01:51:37,270 --> 01:51:35,600
no no the person that was giving up the

3260
01:51:38,070 --> 01:51:37,280
cat come on rob work with me here stop

3261
01:51:41,109 --> 01:51:38,080
it

3262
01:51:43,270 --> 01:51:41,119
uh he was a male but you know he his i

3263
01:51:45,109 --> 01:51:43,280
think he said he it was on uh you know

3264
01:51:47,030 --> 01:51:45,119
online he said that his uh his son was

3265
01:51:50,390 --> 01:51:47,040
allergic to their cats because he keeps

3266
01:51:54,229 --> 01:51:52,070
but it's a good heartbreaking

3267
01:51:56,790 --> 01:51:54,239
heartwarming story the cat is pretty

3268
01:51:58,790 --> 01:51:56,800
good how did you find out about the cat

3269
01:52:00,470 --> 01:51:58,800
uh i read it it was like the local town

3270
01:52:02,229 --> 01:52:00,480
you know read it somebody's like i gotta

3271
01:52:04,550 --> 01:52:02,239
give up this cat you're gonna be going

3272
01:52:07,109 --> 01:52:04,560
to like some uh cat parent support

3273
01:52:09,189 --> 01:52:07,119
groups yes

3274
01:52:11,669 --> 01:52:09,199
one step ahead i mean cat parents that

3275
01:52:13,510 --> 01:52:11,679
are out there uh that's a good idea yeah

3276
01:52:15,510 --> 01:52:13,520
that's a very good idea wait a minute

3277
01:52:17,990 --> 01:52:15,520
yeah there's probably a couple

3278
01:52:20,149 --> 01:52:18,000
like-minded uh somalis that uh would

3279
01:52:21,189 --> 01:52:20,159
like to meet el chapo and who like

3280
01:52:23,030 --> 01:52:21,199
possibly

3281
01:52:24,870 --> 01:52:23,040
i can just imagine me in this park with

3282
01:52:25,830 --> 01:52:24,880
like a cat on a leash like all these

3283
01:52:27,910 --> 01:52:25,840
other people

3284
01:52:29,669 --> 01:52:27,920
yeah but people look like a lion yeah i

3285
01:52:31,669 --> 01:52:29,679
think that's a good way to go if it

3286
01:52:33,830 --> 01:52:31,679
looks like most of the cats that i have

3287
01:52:35,430 --> 01:52:33,840
probably not so much well hey can let me

3288
01:52:36,950 --> 01:52:35,440
just ask rob a question i want to get

3289
01:52:38,070 --> 01:52:36,960
back to i don't want to bury the lead as

3290
01:52:40,629 --> 01:52:38,080
they say

3291
01:52:42,629 --> 01:52:40,639
so you are spending time actually online

3292
01:52:45,430 --> 01:52:42,639
looking to adopt cats looking for orphan

3293
01:52:46,629 --> 01:52:45,440
cats well no i wasn't looking for it i

3294
01:52:48,470 --> 01:52:46,639
mean i just came i mean i was just

3295
01:52:51,030 --> 01:52:48,480
looking at you know other news look at

3296
01:52:53,030 --> 01:52:51,040
the stress in his voice on the screen

3297
01:52:54,310 --> 01:52:53,040
when on the answering that question yeah

3298
01:52:55,990 --> 01:52:54,320
look at that look at the sine wave on

3299
01:52:59,030 --> 01:52:56,000
that one yeah i'm right so that's okay

3300
01:53:00,229 --> 01:52:59,040
so it looks like a

3301
01:53:01,830 --> 01:53:00,239
yeah i was thinking but you know those

3302
01:53:03,510 --> 01:53:01,840
things are not scientific no that's

3303
01:53:05,030 --> 01:53:03,520
right well uh neither is the sign one

3304
01:53:07,189 --> 01:53:05,040
one that's holding up to me that says

3305
01:53:09,350 --> 01:53:07,199
what about porn he went from female to

3306
01:53:10,950 --> 01:53:09,360
female i'd rather watch porn than

3307
01:53:12,709 --> 01:53:10,960
look for orphan cats though there might

3308
01:53:13,750 --> 01:53:12,719
be some orphan cats porn out there you

3309
01:53:15,270 --> 01:53:13,760
never know there's everything else well

3310
01:53:16,709 --> 01:53:15,280
he's he searched

3311
01:53:21,189 --> 01:53:16,719
he searched for the he searched for the

3312
01:53:24,550 --> 01:53:23,109
mitch is bowing to you

3313
01:53:26,629 --> 01:53:24,560
if you're on facebook and you come

3314
01:53:28,709 --> 01:53:26,639
across i bring a couple things up and i

3315
01:53:30,149 --> 01:53:28,719
get i get spanked over here behind the

3316
01:53:31,990 --> 01:53:30,159
bulletproof glasses

3317
01:53:34,870 --> 01:53:32,000
talking about this starting on a porn

3318
01:53:36,629 --> 01:53:34,880
website in the deep dark web poor right

3319
01:53:40,950 --> 01:53:36,639
now

3320
01:53:42,870 --> 01:53:40,960
last couple minutes wow mitch can't even

3321
01:53:44,470 --> 01:53:42,880
talk he's looking for his oxygen mask

3322
01:53:46,390 --> 01:53:44,480
which he left apparently tied up

3323
01:53:48,870 --> 01:53:46,400
alongside the airplane or with a navy or

3324
01:53:51,030 --> 01:53:48,880
an air force nurse that's right

3325
01:53:53,189 --> 01:53:51,040
in texas i might add this all happened

3326
01:53:55,830 --> 01:53:53,199
right oh yeah the conspiracy just keeps

3327
01:53:57,830 --> 01:53:55,840
rapping and rapping does the kind of a

3328
01:53:59,990 --> 01:53:57,840
little cowboy hat or a little perhaps

3329
01:54:01,830 --> 01:54:00,000
you know dallas cowboy sweater or

3330
01:54:03,830 --> 01:54:01,840
something are you planning to dress it

3331
01:54:05,189 --> 01:54:03,840
for football season

3332
01:54:06,950 --> 01:54:05,199
you're going to be watching that

3333
01:54:08,310 --> 01:54:06,960
that hadn't occurred to me but now that

3334
01:54:10,070 --> 01:54:08,320
you've mentioned a cowboy sweater with

3335
01:54:11,510 --> 01:54:10,080
me and what are you doing are you buying

3336
01:54:13,510 --> 01:54:11,520
cat food from that discount store where

3337
01:54:14,229 --> 01:54:13,520
you bought your coffee no i get the good

3338
01:54:15,270 --> 01:54:14,239
stuff

3339
01:54:17,270 --> 01:54:15,280
okay

3340
01:54:18,550 --> 01:54:17,280
like i also i have my coffee game so

3341
01:54:20,390 --> 01:54:18,560
because that last stuff is pretty it's

3342
01:54:22,390 --> 01:54:20,400
pretty gross oh yeah but it's cheap

3343
01:54:24,149 --> 01:54:22,400
wasn't it 50 pounds or eleven bucks

3344
01:54:25,990 --> 01:54:24,159
people yeah i got some big things from

3345
01:54:27,589 --> 01:54:26,000
from it was like the cheapo brand never

3346
01:54:30,470 --> 01:54:27,599
uh never again

3347
01:54:31,669 --> 01:54:30,480
okay but the cat eats uh top of the line

3348
01:54:33,510 --> 01:54:31,679
yeah i know i could give him the good

3349
01:54:35,270 --> 01:54:33,520
stuff i get that go to the pet store i

3350
01:54:36,629 --> 01:54:35,280
know one thing about cats you know

3351
01:54:39,109 --> 01:54:36,639
they'll eventually eat what you give

3352
01:54:41,109 --> 01:54:39,119
them it does make it if it's uh you know

3353
01:54:42,470 --> 01:54:41,119
chicken of the sea or uh something else

3354
01:54:44,149 --> 01:54:42,480
when they get hungry they get hungry

3355
01:54:45,669 --> 01:54:44,159
they'll eat it they'll be fussy at first

3356
01:54:46,470 --> 01:54:45,679
but you know that's all that's out there

3357
01:54:48,709 --> 01:54:46,480
right

3358
01:54:50,470 --> 01:54:48,719
i'm becoming aware of that yeah

3359
01:54:53,030 --> 01:54:50,480
so uh anyway well listen if you start

3360
01:54:55,030 --> 01:54:53,040
dressing them up in any way him anywhere

3361
01:54:57,430 --> 01:54:55,040
let us know just let us know for a laugh

3362
01:54:59,350 --> 01:54:57,440
okay okay yeah i'll let you know

3363
01:55:01,189 --> 01:54:59,360
i don't think it's too likely but okay

3364
01:55:04,229 --> 01:55:01,199
all right

3365
01:55:06,310 --> 01:55:04,239
other single cat parent

3366
01:55:07,830 --> 01:55:06,320
support groups and get back to us i

3367
01:55:10,149 --> 01:55:07,840
think this is easier than going to the

3368
01:55:12,070 --> 01:55:10,159
gun range and and meeting people i think

3369
01:55:13,750 --> 01:55:12,080
the cat support

3370
01:55:15,189 --> 01:55:13,760
might be the way to go for you rob just

3371
01:55:18,550 --> 01:55:15,199
to help you you'd be surprised at the

3372
01:55:19,910 --> 01:55:18,560
gun ranges in texas though all kinds

3373
01:55:21,510 --> 01:55:19,920
yeah we know that and we can't get you

3374
01:55:23,350 --> 01:55:21,520
to go and your dishes aren't still

3375
01:55:26,229 --> 01:55:23,360
getting washed you have a dirty sink

3376
01:55:28,149 --> 01:55:26,239
with a gopro camera go into the gun

3377
01:55:30,229 --> 01:55:28,159
range and meet girls there you go right

3378
01:55:32,790 --> 01:55:30,239
why not right rob i've had a cat for

3379
01:55:34,470 --> 01:55:32,800
years and they still have a cat so wow

3380
01:55:35,430 --> 01:55:34,480
call me if you want some padding advice

3381
01:55:39,430 --> 01:55:35,440
there you go

3382
01:55:41,830 --> 01:55:39,440
so some what did you say advice padding

3383
01:55:49,340 --> 01:55:41,840
oh okay okay do not make that call rob

3384
01:55:53,030 --> 01:55:51,430
[Music]

3385
01:55:53,830 --> 01:55:53,040
what's another way that one could say

3386
01:55:55,750 --> 01:55:53,840
that

3387
01:55:58,950 --> 01:55:55,760
i could think of a few

3388
01:56:02,229 --> 01:55:58,960
petty one it's it's on a website called

3389
01:56:04,390 --> 01:56:02,239
keep your p word happy wow

3390
01:56:05,750 --> 01:56:04,400
the wes is in that word yes that's okay

3391
01:56:07,270 --> 01:56:05,760
all right

3392
01:56:09,589 --> 01:56:07,280
yeah that word was also used for the

3393
01:56:11,350 --> 01:56:09,599
famous james

3394
01:56:13,430 --> 01:56:11,360
uh [\h__\h] galore is the name of this

3395
01:56:15,589 --> 01:56:13,440
right that's right so the secret is

3396
01:56:17,430 --> 01:56:15,599
joking

3397
01:56:18,950 --> 01:56:17,440
rob thanks a lot for joining us please

3398
01:56:20,470 --> 01:56:18,960
keep us up to date on all your

3399
01:56:22,550 --> 01:56:20,480
activities okay

3400
01:56:24,229 --> 01:56:22,560
yeah okay no problem okay and uh we'll

3401
01:56:25,669 --> 01:56:24,239
see you next week keep your head down we

3402
01:56:26,790 --> 01:56:25,679
didn't say that he was calling in from

3403
01:56:28,950 --> 01:56:26,800
dallas

3404
01:56:30,870 --> 01:56:28,960
we're at a capital of the planet

3405
01:56:32,550 --> 01:56:30,880
graveyard of beloved president dogs

3406
01:56:35,030 --> 01:56:32,560
running around everywhere nine thousand

3407
01:56:37,109 --> 01:56:35,040
feral dogs running around yeah quite a

3408
01:56:40,229 --> 01:56:37,119
party down so it's one ezekiel elliot's

3409
01:56:43,109 --> 01:56:40,239
not playing right for a while six games

3410
01:56:46,470 --> 01:56:43,119
it said in one lucky cat yeah yeah one

3411
01:56:50,149 --> 01:56:48,310
you know rob i'm

3412
01:56:52,149 --> 01:56:50,159
i know i'm not the first one to tell you

3413
01:56:53,830 --> 01:56:52,159
this but you know if you die he's going

3414
01:56:54,830 --> 01:56:53,840
to eat you at some point you know that

3415
01:56:56,310 --> 01:56:54,840
right

3416
01:56:58,310 --> 01:56:56,320
yeah but happens

3417
01:56:59,430 --> 01:56:58,320
as well so cobra you know about animals

3418
01:57:01,990 --> 01:56:59,440
isn't that true want the cat to

3419
01:57:03,270 --> 01:57:02,000
eventually eat them

3420
01:57:04,790 --> 01:57:03,280
yeah i'll like take a little snack

3421
01:57:06,790 --> 01:57:04,800
hopefully someone will check in on you

3422
01:57:08,310 --> 01:57:06,800
before that one bite at a time the cat

3423
01:57:09,510 --> 01:57:08,320
will scratch we'll be calling them if he

3424
01:57:10,470 --> 01:57:09,520
doesn't pick up the phone we'll figure

3425
01:57:13,910 --> 01:57:10,480
the cat

3426
01:57:17,109 --> 01:57:13,920
you go

3427
01:57:19,669 --> 01:57:17,119
can he say anything more than meow

3428
01:57:20,950 --> 01:57:19,679
does he meow at you rob uh yeah

3429
01:57:23,589 --> 01:57:20,960
yeah he's got a pretty

3430
01:57:27,030 --> 01:57:23,599
pretty whiny one too is he uh bilingual

3431
01:57:29,510 --> 01:57:27,040
does he meow in english and spanish ooh

3432
01:57:31,030 --> 01:57:29,520
a little bit racist there coco

3433
01:57:33,350 --> 01:57:31,040
anyway whoa whoa whoa back we have to

3434
01:57:34,709 --> 01:57:33,360
say goodbye the r word around here

3435
01:57:36,470 --> 01:57:34,719
please and this is the end of the show

3436
01:57:38,550 --> 01:57:36,480
one once have we done that at math right

3437
01:57:39,990 --> 01:57:38,560
i know it's we're going into overtime

3438
01:57:42,550 --> 01:57:40,000
okay all right

3439
01:57:44,629 --> 01:57:42,560
uh i want to thank rob beckhausen for

3440
01:57:47,270 --> 01:57:44,639
joining us tonight and informing us on

3441
01:57:48,870 --> 01:57:47,280
carriers of the future aircraft carriers

3442
01:57:50,470 --> 01:57:48,880
of the future how much did the gerald

3443
01:57:53,189 --> 01:57:50,480
ford cost but i'm going to guess about 3

3444
01:57:55,669 --> 01:57:53,199
billion dollars uh more than that really

3445
01:57:57,350 --> 01:57:55,679
yeah wow yeah i think well i don't know

3446
01:57:59,910 --> 01:57:57,360
include development costs maybe 10 i've

3447
01:58:02,709 --> 01:57:59,920
looked it up so don't hold me

3448
01:58:04,709 --> 01:58:02,719
wow that's wild um thanks for joining us

3449
01:58:06,149 --> 01:58:04,719
and we'll talk to you next week okay

3450
01:58:08,390 --> 01:58:06,159
all right see you there rob beckhausen

3451
01:58:10,790 --> 01:58:08,400
of juarez boring laura's boring.com the

3452
01:58:12,070 --> 01:58:10,800
best military reporting on the internet

3453
01:58:14,229 --> 01:58:12,080
and you know why one there are going to

3454
01:58:15,990 --> 01:58:14,239
do a big story on us some day

3455
01:58:17,109 --> 01:58:16,000
i was worrying about it

3456
01:58:18,629 --> 01:58:17,119
i'm going to get a haircut and

3457
01:58:20,950 --> 01:58:18,639
everything yep we'll read about how

3458
01:58:22,550 --> 01:58:20,960
we've been promoting them yep

3459
01:58:24,950 --> 01:58:22,560
just as friends for the past three years

3460
01:58:27,350 --> 01:58:24,960
every week anyway thank you rob i want

3461
01:58:29,750 --> 01:58:27,360
to thank mitch dinson

3462
01:58:31,830 --> 01:58:29,760
our uh you know celebrity of the week

3463
01:58:33,589 --> 01:58:31,840
with celebrity dropped in on us want to

3464
01:58:35,669 --> 01:58:33,599
sit in on us like clapping sitting in

3465
01:58:37,750 --> 01:58:35,679
the hoo or something one-on-one

3466
01:58:39,750 --> 01:58:37,760
uh you you've enlightened us funny man

3467
01:58:41,510 --> 01:58:39,760
and you've also what made us laugh

3468
01:58:43,109 --> 01:58:41,520
that's what you want it's fun to be here

3469
01:58:45,669 --> 01:58:43,119
it's stinson okay he's gonna be down at

3470
01:58:46,790 --> 01:58:45,679
giggles now we're gonna hear uh

3471
01:58:48,629 --> 01:58:46,800
people the future when are you gonna be

3472
01:58:50,310 --> 01:58:48,639
at giggles i'm actually giggles this

3473
01:58:52,470 --> 01:58:50,320
weekend this weekend but the people the

3474
01:58:54,310 --> 01:58:52,480
future will hear us next week so oh okay

3475
01:58:56,070 --> 01:58:54,320
so they'll have missed it we heard it

3476
01:58:59,270 --> 01:58:56,080
was really funny yeah we had a really

3477
01:59:02,629 --> 01:59:01,109
and you're going on tour yeah yeah we

3478
01:59:04,470 --> 01:59:02,639
got a new project going it's called take

3479
01:59:05,910 --> 01:59:04,480
this job and shove it comedy tour get a

3480
01:59:08,310 --> 01:59:05,920
former district attorney who's now a

3481
01:59:10,149 --> 01:59:08,320
comedian and uh i'm a former navy

3482
01:59:11,350 --> 01:59:10,159
platter and now a comedian

3483
01:59:13,030 --> 01:59:11,360
yeah so we're putting together a little

3484
01:59:15,270 --> 01:59:13,040
theme concept we're hitting the road to

3485
01:59:17,910 --> 01:59:15,280
here this fall and uh next year so it's

3486
01:59:19,990 --> 01:59:17,920
a former uh district attorney yeah yeah

3487
01:59:22,229 --> 01:59:20,000
he was paul d'angelo very very funny oh

3488
01:59:23,830 --> 01:59:22,239
he's a funny guy yeah i've seen him he's

3489
01:59:25,669 --> 01:59:23,840
hilarious actually yeah yeah he's uh

3490
01:59:28,550 --> 01:59:25,679
he's on it christine hurley who is an

3491
01:59:30,470 --> 01:59:28,560
extremely talented comedian she's a

3492
01:59:31,910 --> 01:59:30,480
mother five homemaker who kind of said

3493
01:59:34,390 --> 01:59:31,920
take this job and shove it she does

3494
01:59:36,070 --> 01:59:34,400
comedy now and she's fantastic and

3495
01:59:37,750 --> 01:59:36,080
myself so we're really looking forward

3496
01:59:39,589 --> 01:59:37,760
it'll be a lot of fun matt

3497
01:59:40,870 --> 01:59:39,599
you're gonna i'll drive them the same

3498
01:59:42,550 --> 01:59:40,880
kind of thing

3499
01:59:44,470 --> 01:59:42,560
airplane car yeah i'm gonna go in a

3500
01:59:46,229 --> 01:59:44,480
separate car myself yeah i'll make my

3501
01:59:47,910 --> 01:59:46,239
own travel arrangements all right okay

3502
01:59:49,669 --> 01:59:47,920
hey let us know uh where you're gonna

3503
01:59:51,750 --> 01:59:49,679
what city's gonna hit and will the plug

3504
01:59:52,950 --> 01:59:51,760
plug plug thank you it's it's a really

3505
01:59:54,550 --> 01:59:52,960
funny thanks

3506
01:59:56,149 --> 01:59:54,560
really appreciate it yep

3507
01:59:57,669 --> 01:59:56,159
groupies thank you we don't have to edit

3508
01:59:58,950 --> 01:59:57,679
that up but we know what they you know i

3509
02:00:01,109 --> 01:59:58,960
really call it

3510
02:00:02,629 --> 02:00:01,119
um commander cobra thank you for joining

3511
02:00:04,229 --> 02:00:02,639
us he's in he's in the studio with us

3512
02:00:06,390 --> 02:00:04,239
one-on-one what's going on just wanted

3513
02:00:08,870 --> 02:00:06,400
to pass twelve point eight in round

3514
02:00:10,390 --> 02:00:08,880
numbers billion wow

3515
02:00:12,229 --> 02:00:10,400
for that for that little yacht that they

3516
02:00:13,830 --> 02:00:12,239
built

3517
02:00:17,109 --> 02:00:13,840
as always john a pleasure to be in your

3518
02:00:18,470 --> 02:00:17,119
presence in the basking in your aura wow

3519
02:00:20,709 --> 02:00:18,480
he's i thought he was going to drop the

3520
02:00:22,629 --> 02:00:20,719
mic like the like the kids do

3521
02:00:24,550 --> 02:00:22,639
at 1-1 of course thank you for joining

3522
02:00:27,109 --> 02:00:24,560
us you're welcome pleasure to be here as

3523
02:00:29,430 --> 02:00:27,119
always uh the secret word was

3524
02:00:32,550 --> 02:00:29,440
feather feather write feather to

3525
02:00:35,669 --> 02:00:32,560
wingman maloney.com

3526
02:00:37,510 --> 02:00:35,679
that's it wingman mcmaloney.com

3527
02:00:39,430 --> 02:00:37,520
the secret wooden will uh put your name

3528
02:00:41,189 --> 02:00:39,440
in a magic fishbowl and we'll if we pick

3529
02:00:43,750 --> 02:00:41,199
it up and send you

3530
02:00:46,149 --> 02:00:43,760
a copy of the wingman audiobook nine

3531
02:00:48,709 --> 02:00:46,159
hours of fun with dick fortune

3532
02:00:50,709 --> 02:00:48,719
and uh reciting or playing all the parts

3533
02:00:53,030 --> 02:00:50,719
in battle for america yeah even the

3534
02:00:54,390 --> 02:00:53,040
heroine yeah apparently yeah yeah i'm

3535
02:00:56,070 --> 02:00:54,400
gonna have to listen to it i'm gonna

3536
02:00:57,030 --> 02:00:56,080
have to set aside nine hours and listen

3537
02:00:58,629 --> 02:00:57,040
to them

3538
02:01:00,950 --> 02:00:58,639
that's like a season of game of thrones

3539
02:01:02,950 --> 02:01:00,960
there you go right maybe yeah it's it

3540
02:01:04,390 --> 02:01:02,960
says entertaining it really is you know

3541
02:01:05,830 --> 02:01:04,400
and dick fortune would be the first

3542
02:01:08,390 --> 02:01:05,840
person to tell you that

3543
02:01:10,550 --> 02:01:08,400
but anyway thank you for joining us okay

3544
02:01:13,109 --> 02:01:10,560
when we uh see you next week it will be

3545
02:01:15,669 --> 02:01:13,119
hopefully 21 in a row and one week away

3546
02:01:16,870 --> 02:01:15,679
from the page it's the opening i know it

3547
02:01:18,709 --> 02:01:16,880
no you don't have the right box that's

3548
02:01:20,709 --> 02:01:18,719
issues ready and ready to embark on the

3549
02:01:22,709 --> 02:01:20,719
19-0 season

3550
02:01:23,830 --> 02:01:22,719
oh boy yeah drinks him right at it while

3551
02:01:24,950 --> 02:01:23,840
you're ahead of you know there's a